Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Singapore Summit Is On Again

June 1, 2018 at 10:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Singapore Summit Is On Again

U.S. President Donald Trump had announced that the Singapore 🇸🇬 Summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was on again.

In the background as the oranged hair leader made the announcement, his British butler and valet Lexington stood reading a copy of Robert Louis Stevenson’s book The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Trump told the assembled press that the North Korean envoy General Kim Yong-chol had hand delivered a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong-un when the envoy met Trump at the White House.

Mr. Trump told the press that the letter was very interesting but later told them that he had not yet opened it.

Lexington (who could occasionally see dead people) noticed the ghost of Sigmund Freud (recently granted release from Purgatory by permission of Hades and Persephone) standing behind Trump writing ✍️ vigorously with his ghostly pen on ghostly notepaper.

Freud kept shaking his head and saying “Oy vey!” every time Trump opened his mouth.

Meanwhile at the Vatican, Pope Francis was busy discussing theories of the Collective Unconscious with Swiss Psychoanalyst Carl Jung (whose ghost had likewise been granted a reprieve from Purgatory by the Underworld’s royal ruling couple) and the Noosphere with the ghost of French Jesuit Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (who even more surprisingly had been granted a reprieve from the very depths of Tartarus itself).

“Isn’t Tartarus a bit like Hell in Jesus of Nazareth’s primitive mythology that He espoused to His Apostles?” Pope Francis asked the charcoal burnt Jesuit priest and paleontologist over a cup of Orange Pekoe tea ☕️.

Meanwhile Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at Set Enterprises laboratories in London had telepathically entered the dreams of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un as he slept at his palace in Pyongyang.

Kim Jong-un was dreaming that he was dressed in drag as a female K-Pop princess and was singing 🎤 a song to Donald Trump.

He was singing those Katy Perry lyrics,

“ ‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up…”

Michelangelo woke up screeching in his aquarium at the sight of Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump kissing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 1st
2018.

35 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    I think every self respecting reader is now screeching at the visage of the Great Orange One liplocking the Dear Leader. Even worse is the dreaded thought of a desk with which to bend over. ‘Scuse me. I think I may have forced myself to wretch a wee bit.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Coincidentally enough, Renfield R. Renfield has just invested in a company that hopes to bring back and build the concepts of the old ancient Roman vomitoriums 🤢 🤮 that the ancient Romans used after their overindulgent Roman banquets and orgies.

      So it’s quite providential that Michelangelo should be broadcasting this Kim Jong-un dream to the world at the same time.

      Sales of ancient Roman vomitoriums will be increasing and the company’s corporate stocks on the stock market will be going up.

      I just got a text message from Renfield that DARPA has put in an order for an ancient Roman vomitorium after their cyber surveillance department read this blog.

      Apparently the DARPA director slipped on all that vomit on the floor and broke his leg.

      After communicating telepathically with a goat 🐐, he’s convinced that ancient Roman vomitoriums will solve this problem.

      • Hyperion said,

        I’ve actually seen a Roman influenced vomitorium in Munich at the famous Bier Halle where Hitler made his speech and then stress tested the capacity of the vomitorium with projectile vomiting of the twelve liters of beer he drank in celebration. Thankfully, he didn’t break wind during the speech or Himmler may not have survived to father the final solution.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would make an interesting title for a movie- The Vomiting Fuhrer.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think the current world order of progressive socialist welfare believers would welcome such a movie if there was some alternate lifestyles, flatulence, anti-Trumpular scenes in it as well.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would certainly give the Fuhrer a lot to vomit 🤢 🤮 about.

      • Hyperion said,

        So it would seem that German practicality overshadowed the will to question a two handed porcelain self flushing barf bowl.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, just like German pacticality convinced the world that Mozart was German but Hitler was Austrian, “So congratulate us but please don’t blame us.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Ah those practical solutions. They never worked but they were very self convincing.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Particularly after several mugs of the best Bavarian beer 🍻 🍺, they are very self convinced.

      • Hyperion said,

        Which gave rise to the quip, oh, look at the time, I’ve got to blow.

  2. George F. said,

    Brilliant, as usual. I, personally, am attempting to tap into the Noosphere. I’ll let you know how it goes. Meanhwile, Drumpf is rolling back reality.

  3. George F. said,

    I’ve been “out of it.” Nothing about an alcoholic roommate with nano-sized balls or anything, but out of it none the less. Will notify Dracul whenever I can stroke out a new post.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      All right.

      Take care of yourself, my friend.🙂

      Looking forward to reading more of Paul and Akira’s exploits when you get back.

      • George F. said,

        Thank you, you genius.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re welcome 😊.

        Has reading this post inspired you to write a chapter where Paul taps into the Noosphere as Akira sends Lasetter’s nanoparticle sized balls flying into the stratosphere?

      • George F. said,

        LOL! Almost!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As Lasseter shouts to his Super Bowl game buddies in the pub below, “Hey fellows, the highballs are on me.”

  4. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    EEK! 😮 Now I’m screeching at the thought of THAT sight! 😮

    Great chapter!!! 😀

    HUGS!!! 🙂
    BTW: Is there any way we can send those two men on an extended vacation to Siberia…with no return tickets?! Oh, wait…I wouldn’t want to do that to the nice people of Siberia.
    Darn.

  5. ortensia said,

    I loved Jung and Freud cameo😍

  6. thebookwormdrinketh said,

    Ha ha ha!! Wonderful and en point as always!! 💖💖

  7. Aak fictionspawn said,

    Poor Michelangelo… 😀

  8. David Redpath said,

    A case of delayed gratification,
    to build up the sensual tension.
    Tell Michelangelo to have
    a lie down put ‘Rock Lobster’
    by the B-52’s on. That should
    settle him down.

  9. David Redpath said,

    Chris, some inside information.
    That boastfully oversized
    envelope handed to Trump,
    from Kim Jong-un, had a
    Paris postmark. After
    opening, behind closed doors,
    Trump immediately proceeded
    to pack his bags saying that
    he’d received a french letter
    with “come” in it ?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      We need that cat burglar the Pink Panther that Inspector Jacques Clouseau set out to capture.

      He could probably break open a French safe.

      Nothing like Kim appealing to Trump’s massive ego and his overinflated sense of his own abilities- ignoring all his own personal shortcomings.

  10. David Redpath said,

    Kim Mk.3, like his father,
    and his father before him,
    is playing a game of poker.
    And he’s playing to win.
    As for Trump, he’s playing
    to the audience.
    Still playing for the rating,
    whilst frying in the wok
    like an orange Dim Sim.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      And at the end of the game
      and the end of the day
      that will be the way
      the fortune cookie 🥠 crumbles.

  11. rudellenatashamay said,

    Thank you for the information

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