Vampiress Allatallahbel In The Vatican: A Poem

June 4, 2018 at 11:14 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Poetry, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Vampiress Allatallahbel In The Vatican: A Poem

There where a statue of the Virgin Mary had once stood
was a sight that made Orson Welles knock on wood
that is if only the ghostly film director could
for there in the nave was a vampiress in the flesh
A High Priestess of the Canaanite god Baal no less

Allatallahbel was her name
She sought everlasting fame
So on October 13th last year
she got Knights-Templar in gear
who attacked the Swiss Guards from the rear
Pope Francis thought it was just another Vatican gay orgy
so thought ‘tis nothing out of the ordinary

By then the Vatican belonged to Allatallahbel
but Francis just shrugged and said, “What the Hell?”.
“Doesn’t exist so I say, All is well.”

Orson Welles’ ghost looked at the vampiress’ dress of purple
She looked like a vampiress whose crescent 🌙 was fertile
“Looks like she’s ready to take a bite,
If I was still mortal, I’d best pop out of sight.”
“But seeing as how I’m a ghost
I know I’m not toast
though in Purgatory I was quite well done
I was even mistaken for a hot dog 🌭 baked in the sun 🌞 “

The Vatican had changed since the last days he had visited Rome
Into a place Antichrist could call home.
La Salette prophecy had come to pass
as Peter’s successor becomes Midsummer Bottom’s ass.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 4th


  1. Silent Hour said,

    The Vatican had changed since the last days he had visited Rome
    Into a place Antichrist could call home: oh, no! I can’t believe that!

  2. Orvillewrong said,

    Just Brilliant!

  3. ortensia said,

    I’m afraid vatica has always been that home😉
    Great poem

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Ortensia. 🙂

      Yes, the Vatican has always seemed to hold out the welcome mat to forces of Antichrist.

      Today the Antichrist has been given the land title deed, the keys and even holds sole control of the remote for the TV. 😂

  4. Fiery said,


    As a lover of a Midsummer night’s dream and of course, Bottom, the last lines were subversive perfection.
    I do like your style, DVH. The best thing for me is the references you make to the dark powers that attempt to corrupt our earth, which only few will truly understand, if their eyes are open wide enough 😉

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Fiery. 😀

      Yes, Bottom is my favourite character in A Midsummer Night’s Dream as well.

      And you hit the nail on the head regarding my vampire novels.

      That is my purpose in writing them- to make people aware of the dark powers trying to corrupt Earth.

      I’m very much influenced in my geopolitical analysis by Malachi Martin’s 1990 book The Keys of This Blood where he alludes to the dark powers trying to subvert the world.

      Since most people are reluctant to acknowledge the existence of demons, I have brought other supernatural creatures into my writing such as vampires and vampiresses, werewolves and other shapeshiting creatures and certain ancient gods who are battling it out for control of the world.

  5. David Redpath said,

    like an Orson Welles
    in the Sun 🌞,
    this is swell.

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