How To Bring Global Leaders To Their Knees

June 7, 2018 at 9:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

How To Bring Global Leaders To Their Knees

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in front of the television flipping through the news channels with his remote.

On one channel,

“The White House still has not said anything about Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s remark at a conference in Israel which was that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got down on his hands and knees and begged for Donald Trump to declare the Singapore Summit on again…”

Renfield switched to another channel,

“A Japanese porn star 🌟 said that Donald Trump got down on his hands and knees in front of her and begged her to give him a blow job…”

“I don’t have to beg,” Renfield remarked wryly as he drank his rye, “and they pay me the $130,000 afterwards.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 7th
2018.

23 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    Prime Ministers
    of Great Britain
    usually succumb
    to a dominatrix
    in school uniform
    and the offer of
    a good whipping

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s very true, David.

      They do.

      I remember a woman speaker of the British House of Commons back in the 1990s said as much about British male politicians on a television interview I watched at the time.

  2. rudellenatashamay said,

    The post is really knowledge based. Thanks for sharing

  3. geoffiswriting said,

    Good to see you still have your stride DVH 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you. 🙂

      Yes even being assaulted by a racist psycho bully won’t make me lose my stride.

  4. WaltPage said,

    Ouch! Love it!!

  5. Orvillewrong said,

    Donald J Trump is his own worst enemy!

  6. Hyperion said,

    Renfield has the right idea, get paid to allow world leaders to conference with him one on one.

  7. George F. said,

    You’re far too brilliant for WP. But I’m so glad you’re here. Loved this one. Anything with blowjobs and Japanese porn stars…I’m gonna love! Anything written by you…good chance I’m gonna love it.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, George. 🙂

      Thank you for being a loyal reader and a good friend.

      I really appreciate that. 🙂

      • George F. said,

        You’re very welcome. Drop by my new post, filled with typos. See you there. (I need all the friends I can get so I enjoy our interactions.)

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Okay, I’ll try to get over there in a few minutes. 😀

  8. ortensia said,

    Good old man Reinfield I say😂
    Good to see you are back.hope you are better❤️

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Now my racist housemate is starting to cause me problems unfortunately, Ortensia.

      I’ve got a white supremacist who rents a room in the same house as me unfortunately.

      Now he’s starting to cause me problems.

      He wants me to drop all criminal assault charges against this racist junkie who assaulted me.

      So when it rains it pours as the old saying goes.

      I’m now having to deal with two racist assholes- the guy who assaulted me and my racist asshole housemate.

      But thank you for your kindness and best wishes, Ortensia. ❤️

      • ortensia said,

        Oh no,did I know his ideas even before or he has just reviled his best self?
        Would you feel threaten by him if you go on with the charges?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, I don’t feel threatened by him at all.

        One of my literary heroes the late 18th Century and early 19th Century British political philosopher Edmund Burke said, “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

        All this assaulter junkie and racist asshole roommate of mine have done is to strengthen my opposition against racism and neo-Naziism even stronger than it was before as can be seen by the vampire novel chapter I wrote earlier this evening entitled Brutus Campbell: White Supremacist Idiot and Asshole Extraordinaire.

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