The Black Jaguar and The White Wolf In Singapore

June 11, 2018 at 10:51 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Black Jaguar and The White Wolf In Singapore

Kim Yo-jong the sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was walking through the streets of Singapore late at night.

A man wearing dark sunglasses ๐Ÿ˜Ž and a red spider monkey fur toupee (surrounded by a group of men in black overcoats also wearing dark sunglasses ๐Ÿ•ถ and earphones in their ears) approached her.

The man was turned on by Kim Yo-jongโ€™s tight clinging skirt and exquisite pair of spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes ๐Ÿ‘ .

โ€œExcuse me, miss, but would you be willing to give me a blow job?โ€ The man with the toupee asked her.

โ€œHeโ€™ll gladly pay you $130,000,โ€ the manโ€™s lawyer spoke to Kim Yo-jong via FaceTime on the toupee wearing manโ€™s iPhone that was made in China by Chinese slave labour.

Kim Yo-jong told the toupee wearing man, โ€œGo fuck yourself, you pervert!โ€ and kicked the man in the balls sending him backwards 666 yards.

โ€œSheโ€™s assaulted the President! Grab her!โ€ One of the men in black overcoat and wearing dark sunglasses shouted to the others wearing the same.

The men in black overcoats and dark sunglasses simultaneously reached out to grab her.

They likewise found themselves kicked several hundreds of yards away by the North Korean Dragon Sister and had resulting extremely sore testicles as well.

โ€œIโ€™m glad I decided to turn in live to this live Singapore camera street shot on YouTube,โ€ a former DARPA employee remarked to his pet otter over a shared bottle of bourbon after watching the previous martial arts display live.

The otter nodded enthusiastically.

As Kim Yo-jong walked down the street, a white wolf with blue eyes looked protectively at the woman and followed her.

When she returned safely to her hotel, the white wolf then walked several blocks away to another hotel.

He rode the elevator up to the 18th floor of the hotel.

With his right front paw, he then entered a computerized password on the door and the door to the room opened.

Standing there was a black jaguar with golden greenish eyes who emitted a loud hiss at the white wolf with blue eyes.

โ€œBegone Satan!โ€ A female voice said.

The black jaguar turned, saw the woman and vanished.

The woman was the ghost of Rita Hayworth who had been sent from Paradise to Earth on the orders of Saint Michael the Archangel.

As Rita Hayworth sat there in her heavenly white evening dress, the white wolf with blue eyes wagged his tail.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 11th


  1. George F. said,

    The 666 reference was not missed…

  2. rudellenatashamay said,

    It was nice reading. Thank you

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    Rita Hayworth in a white satin dress would have made me wag my non-existent tail!

  4. ortensia said,

    No man can resist from wag his existent or not existent tail in front of god old Rita๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

  5. melanymoon said,

    Very interesting. I like your style. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. David Redpath said,

    Van Helsing, unnamed sources
    have reliably informed me
    that Kim Yo-jong was instructed in the matial art
    of Hwa Rang Do (The Way
    of the Flowering Knights)
    by none other than
    I Ho Ching Mihn ( codenamed
    ‘I Ching’),
    the master divinator and Korean Minister for Foreign Affairs.
    He in turn was a student
    of Joo Bang Lee. Surprisingly, no relative of Bruce Lee. It is rumoured
    that when Joo had outlived
    his usefulness, ‘I Ching’ gave
    him the toss.

  7. David Redpath said,

    Van der Helsing, If you stare into a mirror and say ‘Ronald Wilson Reagan’ six
    times, the ghost of Nancy
    Reagan will appear saying,
    “I’ve got your medicine,
    It a numerological thing.
    I don’t recommend you try it.
    The side effects are memory
    loss, dementia, and visions
    of Margaret Thatcher cracking
    a whip, wearing a tight leather dress.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The sort of nightmare vision that would only appeal to far right backbench MPs of the British Conservative Party. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

      • David Redpath said,

        Even Tony Blair would
        appreciate a good thrashing
        from Margaret the Dominatrix.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Then he’d find a Weapon of Ass Destruction to start a war over.

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