The Black Jaguar and The White Wolf In Singapore
The Black Jaguar and The White Wolf In Singapore
Kim Yo-jong the sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was walking through the streets of Singapore late at night.
A man wearing dark sunglasses 😎 and a red spider monkey fur toupee (surrounded by a group of men in black overcoats also wearing dark sunglasses 🕶 and earphones in their ears) approached her.
The man was turned on by Kim Yo-jong’s tight clinging skirt and exquisite pair of spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes 👠.
“Excuse me, miss, but would you be willing to give me a blow job?” The man with the toupee asked her.
“He’ll gladly pay you $130,000,” the man’s lawyer spoke to Kim Yo-jong via FaceTime on the toupee wearing man’s iPhone that was made in China by Chinese slave labour.
Kim Yo-jong told the toupee wearing man, “Go fuck yourself, you pervert!” and kicked the man in the balls sending him backwards 666 yards.
“She’s assaulted the President! Grab her!” One of the men in black overcoat and wearing dark sunglasses shouted to the others wearing the same.
The men in black overcoats and dark sunglasses simultaneously reached out to grab her.
They likewise found themselves kicked several hundreds of yards away by the North Korean Dragon Sister and had resulting extremely sore testicles as well.
“I’m glad I decided to turn in live to this live Singapore camera street shot on YouTube,” a former DARPA employee remarked to his pet otter over a shared bottle of bourbon after watching the previous martial arts display live.
The otter nodded enthusiastically.
As Kim Yo-jong walked down the street, a white wolf with blue eyes looked protectively at the woman and followed her.
When she returned safely to her hotel, the white wolf then walked several blocks away to another hotel.
He rode the elevator up to the 18th floor of the hotel.
With his right front paw, he then entered a computerized password on the door and the door to the room opened.
Standing there was a black jaguar with golden greenish eyes who emitted a loud hiss at the white wolf with blue eyes.
“Begone Satan!” A female voice said.
The black jaguar turned, saw the woman and vanished.
The woman was the ghost of Rita Hayworth who had been sent from Paradise to Earth on the orders of Saint Michael the Archangel.
As Rita Hayworth sat there in her heavenly white evening dress, the white wolf with blue eyes wagged his tail.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 11th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
George F. said,
June 11, 2018 at 10:58 pm
The 666 reference was not missed…
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 11, 2018 at 11:07 pm
Glad to hear that, George. 😂🤣😀
George F. said,
June 12, 2018 at 9:43 am
You continue to provide immeasurable joy to my digital persona.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 12, 2018 at 2:56 pm
Always a pleasure.
rudellenatashamay said,
June 12, 2018 at 4:38 am
It was nice reading. Thank you
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 12, 2018 at 2:56 pm
You’re very welcome. 🙂
Orvillewrong said,
June 12, 2018 at 9:10 am
Rita Hayworth in a white satin dress would have made me wag my non-existent tail!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 12, 2018 at 2:58 pm
Mine too, Malkie. 😀
ortensia said,
June 13, 2018 at 5:50 am
No man can resist from wag his existent or not existent tail in front of god old Rita💃🏻
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 13, 2018 at 8:39 pm
That’s very true, Ortensia. 😂
melanymoon said,
June 14, 2018 at 6:22 pm
Very interesting. I like your style. 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 14, 2018 at 8:55 pm
Thank you so very much. 🙂
melanymoon said,
June 14, 2018 at 9:00 pm
You’re very welcome, Helsing. 😉
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 14, 2018 at 9:24 pm
🙂
David Redpath said,
June 15, 2018 at 4:13 am
Van Helsing, unnamed sources
have reliably informed me
that Kim Yo-jong was instructed in the matial art
of Hwa Rang Do (The Way
of the Flowering Knights)
by none other than
I Ho Ching Mihn ( codenamed
‘I Ching’),
the master divinator and Korean Minister for Foreign Affairs.
He in turn was a student
of Joo Bang Lee. Surprisingly, no relative of Bruce Lee. It is rumoured
that when Joo had outlived
his usefulness, ‘I Ching’ gave
him the toss.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 15, 2018 at 1:44 pm
I’ve those rumours from my sources as well, David.
David Redpath said,
June 15, 2018 at 4:53 pm
Van der Helsing, If you stare into a mirror and say ‘Ronald Wilson Reagan’ six
times, the ghost of Nancy
Reagan will appear saying,
“I’ve got your medicine,
darling”.
It a numerological thing.
I don’t recommend you try it.
The side effects are memory
loss, dementia, and visions
of Margaret Thatcher cracking
a whip, wearing a tight leather dress.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 15, 2018 at 5:12 pm
The sort of nightmare vision that would only appeal to far right backbench MPs of the British Conservative Party. 😱
David Redpath said,
June 15, 2018 at 7:34 pm
Even Tony Blair would
appreciate a good thrashing
from Margaret the Dominatrix.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 15, 2018 at 7:42 pm
Then he’d find a Weapon of Ass Destruction to start a war over.