Panty Goatee and The Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine

July 11, 2018 at 10:55 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Panty Goatee and The Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine

Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander and an amphibian spectral reporter for the Times of London was here in New York City.

He was visiting the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine in New York City.

He was here to interview the ghost of the late Episcopalian Bishop James Albert Pike about being asked by Pope Francis to compose a new version of the Lord’s Prayer (to be renamed the Hermaphrodite Comrade General-Secretary’s Prayer) for a new ecumenical Mass that was being designed by a top secret interfaith committee of Roman Catholics, Lutherans and Anglicans.

Pike’s ghost was currently visiting New York’s Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine where he had served as Dean of the Cathedral for six years from 1952 to 1958 prior to being elected bishop coadjutor of California and then succeeding to the see a few months later after the death of his predecessor.

Maintaining the episcopal arrogance he was noted for when he was alive, Bishop Pike still refused to believe in the existence of Hell despite roasting away on a spit in Tartarus for the past 49 years.

He had been granted a temporary dispensation of absence by Hades the Greek god of the Underworld after a request from Pope Francis that he do so.

Belvedere stood outside the side entrance of the Cathedral when the statue of a gargoyle fell on top of him.

He jumped out of the way forgetting that he was a ghost and could not be killed a second time.

Who did that? Belvedere wondered to himself.

He had talked to the famous London private eyes Magog Rhys Petley and Agathor Christie before leaving London for New York.

They had told him they were on a secret mission for the British government and would be flying to Helsinki next week.

Despite pressing for more details, the pair refused to divulge anymore to the spectral amphibian reporter.

Although they kept ordering more sushi 🍣 for the ninja mask wearing lobster in the small aquarium next to their table in the Japanese restaurant they were dining in.

Magog and Agathor told Belvedere that they had visited St. John The Divine Episcopal Cathedral last summer where they saw Shiva the Hindu god of destruction and transformation walking around.

They weren’t sure whether the Hindu deity was on a mission of destruction or transformation or both.

Belvedere said he would be on the lookout for any signs of Shiva on this occasion.

The ghostly salamander’s thoughts retuned to the broken gargoyle that lay on the sidewalk beside him.

It was then that he saw her- a beautiful blue and white haired and tattooed young woman wearing a sexy skirt, absinthe green coloured corset and super spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.

The woman lifted her skirt and pulled a butcher’s meat cleaver knife out of her panties and then cut the head off a man who was trying to enter the side door of the Cathedral.

“My God,” shouted a campaign worker for New York 14th Congressional District Democratic Party nominee Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, “that woman outside the door of the Cathedral there just murdered the Mexican Consul-General in New York City.”

The ghost of a New York Shakespearean actor who had been famous in the 19th Century for playing the character of Snout in A Midsummer Night’s Dream shouted, “Beware all opponents of the wall for you are being targeted.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 11th


  1. George F. said,

    Love your stiletto high heeled girls Dracul! And how they take care of business! LOL! She is not blimby!! Favorite line: …Bishop Pike still refused to believe in the existence of Hell despite roasting away on a spit in Tartarus for the past 49 years. OMG What arrogance!! Hey, we must be on the same wavelength ’cause I put up a new post literally 5 minutes before you did! Now I’m laughing my ass off at yours and can’t take my eyes off your stilettoed killer! LOL!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you enjoyed it, George. 😀

      You should read my post from 2 nights ago where I first introduced the character of DARPA female assassin Panty Goatee to the world.

      You’d probably enjoy that photo as well. 😍

  2. ortensia said,

    Just a thought:I wonder ,was her walk natural with that big butcher s knife in her panties?

  3. ortensia said,

    Damn sorry I forgot my laughing emoji😂😳

  4. Hyperion said,

    Alright! Panty scores one for the team.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Panty is following the orders of DARPA who are receiving their orders from a narcissistic megalomaniac who is at the highest levels of the U.S. government and fancies himself an American Caesar.

      He of course missed his World History class in High School to sell a vastly overpriced New York City outhouse to some poor sucker the day his teacher told the class what happened to the original Julius Caesar when he wanted to do away with the old original Roman Republic and become Emperor.

      • Hyperion said,

        The Great Orange Bloviator should take caution when grabbing Panty Goatee by the panty. It’s a good way to lose some fingers with that meat cleaver stashed in her drawers. 🤭 🍑🔪

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I imagine it would be a lot more difficult to tweet using hooks like the pirate Captain Hook.

        No more hookers for the Hooker-In-Chief.

      • Hyperion said,

        I imagine DARPA would be ordered to develop an AI hand and stretchy arm with hi-resolution video finger tips to assist the Hooker-in-Chief in his fervent hooking of female anatomical features.

  5. Orvillewrong said,

    Be nice to introduce her to Donald J!

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: