The 100th Anniversary of The Execution of The Romanov Russian Imperial Family By The Bolsheviks

July 17, 2018 at 10:01 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Obituaries, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The 100th Anniversary of The Execution of The Romanov Russian Imperial Family By The Bolsheviks

1 AM on July 17th 1918 in a fortified mansion in the town of Ekaterinburg in the Ural Mountains, the Tsar Nicholas II, his wife the Tsarina Alexandra, their 4 daughters the Grand Duchesses Olga, Tatiana, Maria and Anastasia, and their son the Tsarevich Alexis were slaughtered by a Bolshevik firing squad.

The order to kill the entire Imperial Family had undoubtedly come down from Lenin himself.

But wisely he never officially wrote it down on paper.

. . .

Vladimir Putin poured himself tea from the samovar.

He then added lemon and honey- the Russian way of having tea- and… handling diplomacy.

To Putin, it was just a day like any other.

Nothing notable.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon, “So the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill and I were discussing what should be done with Russia 🇷🇺 once I finally succeed in bumping off their strongman leader. We both agreed Russia should become a constitutional monarchy with the heir to the Romanov throne restored.”

“So I suppose you’re headed to Parliament to vote yes on the non-confidence motion to bring down Theresa May’s government over Brexit,” Amadeus said as he munched tea and crumpets.

“As a matter of fact, I’m not,” Renfield replied, “I’m off to Oxford University today.”

Renfield smiled as he tied his tie and walked out the door.

Amadeus sat frozen in position the next 5 minutes with the piece of crumpet only a millimetre from his mouth.

Finally he put the crumpet down and looked at the front door of the Set mansion in a state of shock.

Renfield had been yacking the past few days about the fact that if Theresa May’s government was defeated, Her Majesty the Queen might name him Prime Minister as the head of a National Unity coalition government.

So why then was Renfield skipping the non-confidence vote on May’s government (when every single MP vote counted) and heading off to Oxford instead?

“What,” Amadeus wondered to himself, “was so important about being at Oxford today?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 17th


  1. David Redpath said,

    Nicholas II did such a bad job
    as supreme commander of
    Russian army
    against the German/Prussian
    forces of his cousin, Wilhelm II
    that perhaps he got a well
    deserved firing from that
    Russian politics has always
    been ruthlessly poisonous.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Russian politics has always been ruthlessly poisonous.

      Nicholas II should never have assumed personal command of the Russian Army.

      He was no military leader.

      Plus by leaving his wife the Tsarina Alexandra in charge of the government, he was in effect leaving the demonically possessed monk Grigori Rasputin in charge of the government.

      Which really spelled the end of the Romanovs.

      As Alexander Kerensky (the head of the Russian Provisional Government from July 1917 until they were overthrown by Lenin and the Bolsheviks in October 1917) would say a few years later, “If there had been no Rasputin, there would have been no Lenin.”

      Satan begets Satan.

      • David Redpath said,

        Therefore, no Rasputin
        … no Putin!
        I suspect they may be related.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I always found it interesting that the names Rasputin and Putin match.

        And neither is a very common Russian name.

      • David Redpath said,

        Top Secret, Van Helsing
        [For Your Eyes Only],
        since you are already on
        the trail 👣. There is a
        Rastafarian connection!
        Rasputin was actually a
        Jamaican ‘Mad Monk’ ,
        named High Lee Selassie
        Ja Ra Sputin, who used
        medical cannabis to heal Tsar Nicholas’ son
        (and to seduce his wife). There’s an ongoing Jamaican
        plot involving ‘Putin’ , a.k.a. Low Lee Selassie, with Erdogan as the Rasta King Pin. A Rastafarian Caliphate to ensue.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau once made a similar statement at a press conference recently before his parliamentary aides hurriedly stepped in and whisked him away.

        A week later, a photo was released of the desk in the Canadian Prime Minister’s office showing Justin Trudeau standing in front of the desk with a pen holder sign that read PLEASE KEEP OFF THE GRASS.

      • David Redpath said,

        Of Mad Monks and Nepotistic
        Autocratic Aristocrats
        with time to burn 🔥
        For Justin Timberlake sake!
        When will they ever learn?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
        The answer is blowing in the wind.

  2. Hyperion said,

    I think the tragedy of communism and socialism was birthed in abject poverty of the masses. They wanted relief and what they gave their lives for was far worse than the conditions they were willing to undergo revolution in order to change. It’s like rioting in the 3rd ring of Hell to be sent to the 9th ring of Hell to live with Satan. Grass is greener and be careful what you wish for, you might get it. And so on…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think that analysis is spot on, Daniel. 👌👍

      • Hyperion said,

        I wonder if Anastasia will reappear as a Vampiress with a vendetta?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m trying to remember if Anastasia was one of those Romanov family members they found back in the 1990s and tested the DNA of modern Romanovs to determine they were indeed the bodies of the Russian Imperial Family.

        If she wasn’t, I could bring her into my vampire novels as a Vampiress 🧛‍♀️ with a vendetta.

      • Hyperion said,

        I do believe they found the remains of Anastasia and were horrified to find a silver stake through her heart and canine teeth that look more serpentine than canine. Analysis of her clothing found it to be remarkably Gothic in black cotton with red silk. The quality of her knee high leather boots were to die for and started a new fashion trend in Saint Petersburg.

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    At least with Putin what you see is what you get

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Very true, Malkie.

      Unlike the sickly urine yellow coloured toupee wearing bozo currently occupying the White House.

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