The Welsh Vampiress Morgana Encounters Dracul In A London Cemetery

July 29, 2018 at 10:43 pm (Entertainment, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, painting, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Welsh Vampiress Morgana Encounters Dracul In A London Cemetery

The Welsh Vampiress Morgana was waiting for Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in a London cemetery.

The British Transhumanist MP for the constituency of Newbridge in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 was trying to track down the location of the Ring of Solomon in Israel on behalf of the British government and Set Enterprises.

The Ring of Solomon was the ring that Israel’s King Solomon used to control both demons and djinn 🧞‍♀️ 🧞‍♂️ to help him build a Temple to God in Jerusalem.

It had been found in Jerusalem back on December 11th 1917 when British General Edmund Allenby captured the city from the Ottoman Turks.

Allenby had ordered the ring hidden.

He had the location of the ring hidden in code in an oil painting that Allenby had commissioned be painted of his good friend the late Sir Simon Baskerville after the British spymaster’s assassination by Intelligence agents of the German Kaiser.

The oil painting had stood in plain view in the abandoned halls of Baskerville Hall until this past Saturday.

Baskerville Hall was currently owned by London art gallery dealer Dashwood Forrest.

Morgana had got her good friend the maker of Britain’s best frozen steak and kidney pie dinners millionaire Sir Rodney Fahrenham to purchase the painting from Forrest.

Forrest had gone to the Baskerville Hall estate in Devon yesterday to pick up the painting of Sir Simon Baskerville.

And there in the empty frame where the portrait had been- stood- Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal- the vampiress who along with the Vampiric Knights-Templar had been secretly controlling the Vatican since October 13th of last year.

Allatallahbel had flashed a wicked vampiress smile – bearing her vampiric incisors at the Oscar Wilde admiring flamboyant London art gallery dealer.

An astral projected image of a talking otter (who was vigorously holding a bottle of bourbon in one of his flippers) that was being astral projected by DARPA headquarters in the U.S. urged Dashwood to “Run, Forrest, run.”

The talking otter need say no more (and indeed he didn’t- for he immediately started drinking from the bottle of bourbon).

Forrest ran as fast as his legs could carry him.

While the halls of Baskerville Hall rang out with the sinister vampiress laughter of Allatallahbel.

Beneath the great majestic staircase of Baskerville Hall, The Vampiric Knights-Templar stood like choir boys and sang,

“Deck the halls with laughs of vampiress- fang-la-la-la-la…”

Morgana had contacted Dracul Van Helsing for advice on how to get the portrait painting of Sir Simon Baskerville back from Allatallahbel and the Vampiric Knights-Templar.

Dracul Van Helsing approached the Welsh Vampiress Morgana.

He was stark naked.

For he had been drinking bottles of Coca-Cola all afternoon and was quite over caffeinated.

As such, he had forgot to put any clothes on.

Furious, Morgana ordered Dracul to lie across her skirted and silk pantyhose lap as she sat on a gravestone and then pulled out a large wooden hairbrush that she used to give the vampire hunter a spanking he’d never forget.

When she had finished, Dracul mounted Morgana and made wild passionate love to her.

The Hindu god Shiva had been walking by the cemetery with his wife Kali at the time.

Both deities were in London attending the grand opening of London’s latest world class curry 🍛 restaurant serving the best Indian food outside India.

As Dracul and Morgana both came, Shiva remarked to Kali, “That’s the greatest explosion 💥 I’ve seen since Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer detonated the first atomic bomb at the Trinity test in New Mexico on July 16th 1945 and quoted the Bhagavad Gita, “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” “

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday July 29th


  1. David Redpath said,

    I do hope Van Helsing survives
    his brush with Vampiress Morgana.
    For some detonations come
    with a bikini atoll !

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, some detonations do come with a bikini 👙 atoll, David.

      From the Marshall Islands 🇲🇭 to Marshall McLuhan, a medium that really packs quite the message.

      And the message is indeed that line from the Bhagavad Gita.

      • David Redpath said,

        And If Vishnu was Hebrew
        he may have sung ‘Hava Nagila’
        (Let us Rejoice), since the heirs
        of J. Robert Oppenheimer
        haven’t blown us all to
        Kingdom Come.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Vishnu has managed to preserve the creation so far.

        Shiva’s disciples in the realm of science haven’t destroyed it yet.

      • David Redpath said,

        Shiva, with his parashu
        and pinaka , as destructive
        as a Trump with a tweeting
        finger on the button after
        a pina colada?
        Is the World to be his piñata?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it will be his piñata.

        Because unlike Poseidon, it’s definitely not his oyster.

  2. Apple Rae said,

    Such an intense love making scene, the imagery was so crystal clear. Your wild imagination is limitless, Chris. 💖

  3. Candy L said,

    Love the premise! Splendid imagination you have. Dieties from London… Sounds like me

  4. Hyperion said,

    Your vampire chronicles are reaching new heights of coolness and luscious flabbergastery. I especially liked the cameo by Jeffery the otter. And Dracul taking a good hairbrushing to the buttocks for humanity is so in character for the daring Vampire Hunter or is that Vampire Humper? It does have a nice and naughty ring to it. Please continue, I have stockpiled lots of Lemon Pledge and Sherrie’s magic mushroom cleaner for my monitor.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Hi Daniel,

      Just noticed this comment now.

      WP didn’t inform me.

      Yes, I thought you’d enjoy Jefferey’s cameo.

      ROTFL @ Vampire Hunter or Vampire Humper. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Ha ha ha! WordPress knew there would be salacious commentary once the Vampire Humper got to humpin’

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Exactly and a Puritan oriented NSA eavesdropper (possessed by the spirit of a long dead English or maybe New England puritan) couldn’t handle it.

  5. draculauren said,

    You otter be proud of this lil’ ditty.

    My Mama always said, “Coke will rock your world!”

  6. Fiery said,

    May I please hug your mind?
    Ah…that’s better…

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