The 3 Goth Witches From MacBeth, Night Wolves and Renfield R. Renfield

July 31, 2018 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The 3 Goth Witches From MacBeth, Night Wolves and Renfield R. Renfield

Panty Goatee was disguised as a blue haired devil and had been sent by newly sworn in (and often sworn at) British Prime Minister Renfield R. Renfield on a Christmas 🎄 mission to assassinate Russian President Vladimir Putin who was taking a horse sleigh ride through Moscow’s Gorky Park.

Such was the vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster received from the future on his psychic lobster antennae in his aquarium at Set Enterprises.

Meanwhile future British Prime Minister Renfield R. Renfield was currently visiting the Central European republic of Slovakia 🇸🇰.

He was riding a motorcycle 🏍 driven by Polish vampiress Annaka Wyszynski.

They were heading in the direction of Dolna Krupa a village 70 kilometres (44 miles) from the Slovak capital of Bratislava.

The village (a former military base) was now the European Headquarters of the Night Wolves a Russian 🇷🇺 ultranationalist biker gang with close ties to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The Night Wolves of Dolna Krupa were about to answer for the Novichok nerve agent caused death of British citizen Dawn Sturgess in a direct message that the future British Prime Minister Renfield R. Renfield was sending to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

If it had been a U.S. citizen who had died as a result of a Novichok caused poisoning, Donald Trump might have fired off an angry tweet about it but then proceed to kiss Vladimir Putin’s ass at the next summit meeting between the two leaders.

Renfield R. Renfield however was cut from a different cloth as the 3 Fates of Greek mythology could definitely attest to.

The Three Goth Witches in a Ghost of Orson Welles directed new European production of MacBeth could attest to that as well.

The Three Goth Witches (who coincidentally were in fact the three witches who had actually met and greeted the original historical MacBeth and predicted his fate and destiny- they were immortal- being the actual daughters of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft (when she was in her beautiful sensuous and sexy young maiden form) and the Greek god Apollo (when he was in his horny young male god emulating his horny father Zeus form) were standing on a hill watching Renfield and the Polish vampiress approach the Night Wolves 🐺 biker gang base at Dolna Krupa.

Said the witches as the moon of the planet Nibiru rose behind them,

“When shall we three meet again,
in thunder, lightning or in rain?
When Putin’s loss is Renfield’s gain
there to meet with Renfield after
Night Wolves have been struck
and slain…”

Renfield entered the base where the Night Wolves were currently at prayer.

The Night Wolves were kneeling on the floor with their foreheads touching the ground and their bums sticking up in the air.

They were praying in a northeasterly direction – in the direction of Moscow.

They were praying before huge painted icons of the late Soviet dictator Josef Stalin and current Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The call to prayer was being howled by Russian she-wolf werewolf Alexandra Goreszhenitsyn in her lupine wolf form.

As Renfield saw all the Night Wolves’ bums stuck up in the air like an invitation to Baphomet on a night when he was feeling happy and gay, he remarked to Polish vampiress Annaka Wyszynski, “It’s a Recep Tayyip Erdogan Ottoman Turkish prison guards’ paradise.”

Renfield then pulled an Uzi submachine gun out of his pocket and blew all the Night Wolves to kingdom come.

666 Night Wolves were dead in all.

The only one who managed to escape was she-wolf werewolf Alexandra Goreszhenitsyn and that was because Renfield was using gold bullets not silver bullets.

“I hope you managed to capture all that on film,” Renfield said to the ghost of Orson Welles as the spectre of the enormous directing talent directed the lighting and camera crews filming the mass shooting.

“I did,” Welles smiled.

“Good,” Renfield grinned, “Upload it to YouTube and at the end of the film credits, don’t forget to put in Russian “Go fuck yourself, Vladimir Putin you degenerate son of a motherless goat 🐐 “ and don’t forget to sign it, “Yours respectfully, Renfield R. Renfield.”

Renfield then left the Night Wolves auditorium where he was approached by the 3 Goth Witches of MacBeth who made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

When Renfield had pulled the Uzi out of his pocket, he had dropped and left an autographed photo of leather skirted dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes on the floor.

The ghost of Orson Welles picked it up.

He had once shot a film scene with Sherrielock Holmes back in the mid-1950s.

British dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal and eternally young twin sister of detective Sherlock Holmes) wearing a cocktail dress and appearing in a film scene directed by genius director Orson Welles back in the mid-1950s.

It was a brief clip he showed to a big Hollywood film tycoon and producer in hopes that Welles could get money and financial backing from the producer for a film he was intending to make about Sherrielock Holmes.

Alas for poor Orson Welles, the request was denied.

For back in the 1950s…

… Disney was not yet prepared to make a family film about the BDSM lifestyle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 31st


  1. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    Back then in 1950’s … Sherrielock Holmes was a spy as well.
    She whipped booties of gay soldiers, included Hitler and Heinrich.
    The search for the immortality power were put to a stop when they met her … she had ruined their plans … for she has the mighty whip of horny nails, forged in the fire of Olympus and hammered by Thor personally while masturbating in his loin cloth and kept thundering the whole sky pronouncing his ever galactic orgasm EVER! No men can stop Sherrielock Holmes. One of the most dangerous immortal ever live. Even Hades couldn’t bear his immortal buns and tomatoes power. LOL

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO ! , Sherry. 😂

      That’s the most hilarious comment ever. 😂

      No wonder Sherrielock managed to get Kaiser Wilhelm II to abdicate back on November 9th, 1918 and get Richard Nixon, Robert Mugabe and Jacob Zuma to resign as President of their respective countries.

      I can only imagine the power of nails forged by Hephaestus on Olympus and hammered by Thor as he underwent a galactic paroxysm of masturbatory ecstasy and orgasm from which he never recovered. 😂

  2. David Redpath said,

    Yes Chris, Mary Poppins
    with Dick Van Dyke, was
    as close as Disney got to one of those hanky panky
    spanky movies.
    Talking of which . . .
    a midnight express back
    door delivery to a Turkish Ottoman prison may
    have been a more fitting punishment for those
    Ultranationalist Night Wolves?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I’ll pass that message along to Renfield as how to deal with Night Wolves in the future. 😆

  3. Hyperion said,

    How clever of Renfield to wait until the Night Wolves were all preoccupied in the bums up position. It’s hard to defend in place with your anal cleft used as the bullseye of a target. Alas, I feel Pootin is just misunderstood. He is the only world leader willing to get things done in a most expedition manner. I’m sure he is quite embarassed that his nobochek gene pool cleaner hasnt been as affective as he had hoped. I did notice that the ultra top secret DARNYA effort to deveop a flatulence bomb was hacked by Slovakian school boys and several world leaders were alarmed at the overt scent of fartgas in the hallways of government. People have rioted in several locations demanding better ventilation in the government bathrooms. In the mean time, it was noted that Slovakian school boys were buying BMW’s and porn magazines grossly out of proportion to their lunch money allowances. I smell a plot.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Slovakian 🇸🇰 boys are up to no good. 🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Sherrielock Holmes has this well in hand or whip as the case may be.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, this is how Sherrielock handles Slovak school boys:

        I had actually meant to post this image here in answer to this particular question of yours.

        Instead I accidentally posted it on a comment in a conversation we were having about Melania Trump needing an Exorcist for the White House. 🤣

        But after further reflection, this image shows not only how Sherrielock handles naughty Slovak school boys but how she performs an Exorcism as well. 😂

  4. Apple Rae said,

    You add so much colors to history and horror that it turns into hilarious and interesting historical scenes. No one does it better than you, Chris.

    Blue looks really good on Panty Goatee while the 3 goth witches looks a little scary, they all look alike 😜 wait what? Sherrilock Holmes in a Disney movie? Lol 😂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Apple. ❤️

      Glad to hear that. 😀

      Yes, blue does look good on Panty Goatee. 😍

      As I was telling George in a comment recently, after seeing a pretty young woman with lime green purple pinkish lilac hair that was the exact colour of the lime green purple pinkish lilac mini dress 👗 that she was wearing, the idea occurred to me to have Panty Goatee having the colour of her hair match the colour of the outfits that she’s wearing- either that or to have her hair colour compliment and accessorize the colours of the outfits that she’s wearing.

      Yes, the 3 Goth witches are identical triplets- sisters- who are the identical triplet daughters of Hecate the Greek goddess of wichcraft and Apollo the Greek god of the sun, the arts and music.

      Yes, Sherrielock Holmes in a Disney movie. 😂

      Such a thing would have been shocking for a Disney film in the 1950s.

      Here in this decade of the degenerate 21st Century however, it would be right up everyone’s alley.

      We can expect to see the movie 50 Shades of Tomato 🍅 Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf hitting the theatres as a full length film for the entire family – coming soon to a theatre near you- rather shortly. 😂

      • Apple Rae said,

        Lime green purple pinkish lilac? Did you just use five colors without painting me a picture of how that looked like? If we mix all of that what color would that be? Lol I didn’t know there’s a hair color like that, i should’ve asked my hair stylist to do that for me 🤪 You’re totally hilarious 😂 your neurons were too many and too focused on the details making me scared of the idea that you could have the same IQ as Einstein or Darwin lol

        50 shades of Tomato Red Riding hood and the Big bad wolf 😂😂😂 you have a limitless imagination!So funny and creative, Chris 👏

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Lime green purple pinkish lilac hair is about the only way I can describe it. 😂

        I’ ve never seen a colour like that before or since.

        I first noticed the dress and its colour when she walked in through the door of the McDonald’s and I said to myself, “Wow.”

        Then when she was standing at the computerized automated teller placing her order, I suddenly noticed the colour of her hair.

        I’d never seen a hair colour like that before but I said to myself, “What a delightful beautiful colour.”

        Then it suddenly hit me, “My God, it’s the exact same colour as the short skirted mini dress that she’s wearing.”

        Talk about excellent colour coordination and fashion sense I thought to myself.

        The first thing that hit me then was, I wonder if she always colours her hair to match the colour of the outfits that she’s wearing.

        And then it hit me, I hadn’t quite decided what colour Panty Goatee’s hair colour would be.

        So then I decided that Panty Goatee’s hair colour would either be the same colour as or match or accessorize or compliment the colour or colours of the outfits that she’s wearing.

        Coincidentally that same night, George wrote a story where two strands of Akira’s hair turned blood red- signifying the number of kills that Akira had so far.

        So it’s interesting that on the very same day, George and I decided upon the respective hair colours of two of our female characters.

        And yes, Apple, you should ask your hairstylist to give you that lime green purple pinkish lilac hair colour. 🤪

        You’d certainly be the talk of the town. 😂

        According to a Mensa IQ test I took back in University, my IQ is 153.

        So I don’t know if that’s anywhere near Einstein’s or Darwin’s or not.

        Glad you enjoyed the title 50 Shades of Tomato 🍅 Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf 🐺. 😂

        Thanks for the wonderful compliment about having a funny and creative limitless imagination, Apple. 😍😘💕

  5. Sabiscuit said,

    Back in the labyrinth. And I have a Macbeth scene for you. From 2015: She says, “i is for iWitch”. Those witches were very tricky.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I see comments are closed on that post.

      But I was going to mention somewhere I was reading an article on Friday examining some magazine ad where the letters I-A-WITCH were spelled out if you examined the patterns carefully in the ad.

      I didn’t pay much attention but if Jungian synchronicity is at work here, then between your mentioning that post and coming across that ad, then witchcraft might be at work somewhere.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Mwah ha ha. Thanks for reading. This time, I will be the voice of reason and say that it was definitely a happy coincidence as the supernatural is your wheelhouse, and I am a Shakespeare fan.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I am both a supernatural is my wheelhouse and a Shakespeare fan.

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