17 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    a fat ugly aboriginal lesbian blowhard bull dyke with a butch haircut female construction worker covered in tattoos went and stood at the back exit…You’ve covered the full spectrum here. I love the way Pan is thinning out the gene pool, since Darwinism has been replaced by failed social constructs.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes Pan Goatee is getting rid of all the degenerate genes.😂

      • George F. said,

        So hysterically funny…which is why we all love Pan!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed. 😂

      • George F. said,

        I’m surprised to find their is a huge demand for psychotic insane bitch killers…people love Akira and now Paul is preaching the word of God…I suppose that’s why the Bible and Dracula are two of the most widely read books in the world. Ying. Yang. Good. Evil. I’ve fallen into that groove by the responses I receive on wordpress…yours being the most hysterically funny. So I will move forward and make Akira as evil as I can…and you keep beheading blimps and thinning out the gene pool! LOL!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You know King David is often regarded by liberal Christians as a murderer since he killed a lot of people – although the people he killed were assholes (Goliath being the biggest and the tallest).

        They talk about God’s Mercy- especially Pope Francis- but forget about his Justice.

        People like King David, Reddington, Renfield and Akira may be necessary in the world.

        The Archangel Michael is certainly no angelic pacifist and disarmament advocate when it comes to battling the Devil.

      • George F. said,

        True that!

  2. George F. said,

    Keep in mind the time-zone differences when you compare time stamps here. I’m in California, USA. This is getting more and more peculiar.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      We would have probably commented at the exact same time, George.

      I take it your time stamps on WordPress go back to some place further east since it’s sometime after 7 in the morning on your blogpost official WP timestamps.

      My own WP official timestamps are probably the same as official California times since I lived in Vancouver British Columbia for 4 years from 2012-2016.

      When I moved back to Alberta in 2016, I never did set my WP timestamps back to Mountain ⛰ Time (which is the time zone for Alberta).

      So they’re still on Pacific Time (which is the time zone for California and British Columbia as well).

      So we actually commented at the very exact same time.

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    I see Renfield is learning to be as tactful as Donald J!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes but a lot more intelligent.

      I imagine Renfield is actually picking up a lot more from talking to the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill rather than reading Donald Trump’s tweets.

      Churchill who referred to Mussolini as “an organ grinder’s monkey” and Hitler as “a bloodthirsty guttersnipe”.

  4. David Redpath said,

    A very informative post, Dracul.
    I did not know tha Pan Goatee
    was consulting a psychiatrist.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Pan Goatee is seeing a psychiatrist.

      I don’t think you read that blog post I posted a week and a half ago since I don’t recall you commenting on it and I generally remember all your comments.

      In it I mentioned that Pan Goatee was seeing a psychiatrist and how the anti-psychotic medication he had been giving him didn’t seem to work and never seemed to work.

      It was a satire on a certain type of psychiatrist who really seem to have no idea what they’re doing and yet are allowed to continue medicine and psychiatry anyways.

      I encountered a psychiatrist like that back in 2011 when I was still suffering severe depression a year after my dad died from cancer in 2010.

      The guy was a total asshole.

      His bedside manner- he had none.

      Totally obnoxious.

      At one point in our conversation, I happened to mention that Johnny Depp was my favourite contemporary living American actor.

      Then this got him all aroused and excited and he started talking about how he loved Johnny Depp playing a Hunter S. Thompson film character in a movie about Las Vegas and he actually started masturbating on the spot.

      Needless to say, I didn’t go back for a 2nd session.

      Nor have I been back to see a psychiatrist since.

      • David Redpath said,

        Most profuse apologies, Dracul.
        The WordPress server must be
        serving another nefarious master.
        I keep being disconnected
        from my favourite sites!?
        Or could be that I’m out past
        the Black Stump at the moment?
        Thanks for the update.
        By the way, James Dean’s
        ghost tells me he was seeing
        the same psychiatrist just
        before he ran into a tree.
        He was known to his good
        friends
        as the ‘Human Ashtray’,
        so this shrink, a chain smoker,
        kept butting in, all over Jim!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, actually this quack looked like he would have been alive back in the 1950s around the time James Dean was killed.

      • David Redpath said,

        He may have been
        a rebel without a cause,
        but James Dean’s ghost
        never tells me lies.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.

        James Dean only acted in a few films but in terms of the large shadow he cast in American cinematic history, he was truly a giant east of Eden.

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