Hitler’s Ghost Views Paris and The Eiffel Tower As Amadeus and Angelique Make Out

August 23, 2018 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, love, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Hitler’s Ghost Views Paris and The Eiffel Tower As Amadeus and Angelique Make Out

Amadeus Emanon and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont were spending a romantic getaway in Paris France 🇫🇷.

The vampiress had stocked up on Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s special sunblock which prevented vampiresses from being fried to a crisp in the daylight sun.

They boated along the Seine River and lunched in elegant Parisienne street cafes as artists painted their portraits.

They watched someone wearing a Donald Trump mask dive into the river and announce to the world, “It’s official. I’m in Seine.”

They visited Notre Dame Cathedral and kissed under one of the gargoyles.

Not since the Hunchback of Notre Dame had lit up the night with Esmeralda the gypsy had the gargoyle seen such action.

Amadeus and Angelique then went to a spot with a great view of the Eiffel Tower and made out there.

Moments before, Amadeus had received a text message from his friend the British MP Renfield R. Renfield pointing out that today was the 79th Anniversary of the signing of the Nazi-Soviet Pact.

Renfield said he had just posted a message on the timeline of Vladimir Putin’s Facebook page to that effect and got a bunch of Russian 🇷🇺 expletives hurled at him in return.

And speaking of Nazis, Hitler’s Ghost had temporarily left the body of the grey wolf he was possessing and was walking in astral spirit form through the streets of Paris recounting memories of his glorious triumphal trip to Paris on June 28th 1940 after he had conquered the French nation.

He stood alongside Amadeus and Angelique as they looked at their tourist maps (fearing that Trump’s NSA would monitor the GPS on their smart phones) and stood looking out at the city before he then turned and gazed at the Eiffel Tower.

He then looked at Amadeus and Angelique who had dropped their tourist maps and were now kissing.

“Oh,” Der Fuhrer mused aloud to himself, “to be alive and young and in Paris.”

Coincidentally at that very same moment, Donald Trump was saying the exact same thing as he was watching an old reality TV show with Paris Hilton on Netflix.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 23rd
2018.

14 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    So Esméralda did get some
    hump action from
    Quasimodo?
    I had a hunch there must
    of been a happy ending,
    with all that bell ringing.

    Quasimodo

  2. ortensia said,

    A romantic hitler or a trump young and alive in “Paris”?🤔🤣

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Which would you choose, Ortensia? 😉 🤔🤣

      • ortensia said,

        🤣🤣🤣🤣oh boy that is a million dollars question😱but the little mustache Austrian guy on a romantic spree sure can be less gross (and sire the fact he is dead helps)then a young and active trump in Paris 😬🤣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’d have to agree with your choice, Ortensia. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    The thought of Trump with any woman makes me want to puke!

  4. Jennifer Vasquez said,

    “It’s official. I’m in Seine.” – This line is awesome! Couldn’t help but laugh at the clever play on words.

  5. velvetscreams said,

    You just have a way you out words and i love it…especially its hidden meaning💝

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