Reblog of The Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow Rises Again
A vampire novel chapter I wrote a year ago today.
Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal was visiting the village of Sleepy Hollow near Tarrytown in northern New York state.
She was searching for the grave of a former lover of hers- a Hessian military officer who fought for the Hanoverian king George III during the American Revolutionary War and who got his head shot off by a stray cannonball much to his dismay.
The officer’s name was Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden.
Allatallahbel found the grave of the Headless Horseman Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden in the forest a few miles out of town from the village of Sleepy Hollow.
A large gravestone and marker for the grave had been paid for by the government of Germany back in 1933 shortly after a man named Adolf Hitler had been appointed Chancellor of Germany.
The reason for building a gravestone marker for the long dead headless Hessian officer were known only to Allatallahbel and…
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Reblog of Allatallahbel Swims To Nephthys’ Undersea Tomb
A vampire novel chapter I wrote just over a year ago.
Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal had hired two London private eyes Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley to track down the sole surviving Vampiric Knights-Templar for her.
She had also hired another London private eye Randall Hopkins to spy on the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set for her (Randall Hopkins accepted the case immediately since he had prior experience spying on Set having been hired by the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis to do just that 3 years ago).
Randall Hopkins had broke into Set’s house where he located a couriered document sent to Set by the German government.
Apparently a World War One German UB-II U-Boat submarine had just been found off the coast of Belgium.
According to the sub’s last manifest written down before its last voyage (the manifest was found in the German National Archives) the Egyptian vampiress Nephthys (Set’s long lost wife) was on board the…
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U.S. Democrats and Radical Feminists Will Always Believe The Women Unless The Accused Is Named Bill Clinton
U.S. Democrats and Radical Feminists Will Always Believe The Women Unless The Accused Is Named Bill Clinton
“U.S. Democrats and radical feminists will always believe the women unless the accused is named Bill Clinton.”
Such was the reply given by British MP Renfield R. Renfield when he was asked to give his response on the reaction of various groups of Americans to the jail time sentence for disgraced comedian Bill Cosby and the Senate hearings regarding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
Then Renfield added, “The same goes as well for the idiots at The Washington Post and The New York Times. They will always believe the women as well unless the accused is named Bill Clinton.”
Mrs. Worthington the rabid fanatical British and European football (soccer in the U.S. and Canada) fan who always got into violent vitriolic pub and bar brawls on the subject with other customers who were fans of her favourite teams’ opponents added (she was Renfield’s lunch companion at the time), “Just like these same gang of idiots are always opposed to pedophile covering up bishops unless the pedophile covering up bishop happens to be named Pope Francis. The only so-called “progressive” far leftist paper that seems to have a sense of decency is Der Spiegel which is finally attacking Pope Francis for protecting those priests and bishops who molest altar boys or rape young male seminarians.”
“Now, Mother, do calm yourself,” said Mrs. Worthington’s son Athelstan who was the butler and valet to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and was taking the day off to escort his mother around London, “Remember what your doctor says about your heart condition.”
“I’ll have to get a new doctor,” Mrs. Worthington answered, “He died yesterday. He’s the 32nd doctor in the past 10 years who’s died on me after constantly advising me to stop getting excited while watching British and European and FIFA World Cup Football games and to keep out of pub and bar brawls on the subject because it might aggravate my heart condition and I’ll keel over.”
“Mr. Renfield,” a reporter asked the MP, “why do U.S. Democrats, radical feminists, the New York Times and The Washington Post go after people like Brett Kavanaugh (who may or may not be guilty) but give a free pass to the likes of Bill Clinton and Pope Francis?”.
“Those sexual predators who either knowingly or unknowingly worship the demons Moloch and Baphomet they will give a free pass to,” Renfield answered, “since likewise most U. S. Democrats, radical feminists, Washington Post and New York Times editors and reporters either knowingly or unknowingly worship Moloch and Baphomet and their sacrifice of innocent human life agendas.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 28th
2018.
More Ado About Lenora of Lemuria
More Ado About Lenora of Lemuria
Undersea explorer Louis Alphonse Cousteau was enjoying a glass of cognac before bedtime.
Preparations were already in place to dive down to the central palace of the lost city of Mu in the lost sunken continent of Lemuria.
His (now) girlfriend the Italian Greek diver Sophia Lollobrigida had located the site a couple of days earlier.
Shots had been fired in the area by ships belonging to megalomaniac despot Xi Jinping’s Chinese People’s Liberation Army Navy who felt that Cousteau’s ship The Ariel Calypso was too close to the South China Sea which Communist Neo-Emperor Xi claimed in total.
Emboldened by having gained control over China’s Catholics through the total sell-out of the Chinese Church to Xi by the cowardly Pope Francis and the approval of the Moloch worshiping Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo the Marxist-Leninist “useful idiot” Chancellor of the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences, Xi was now preparing to annex the South China Sea in a move sure to annoy his Asian neighbours as well as U.S. President Donald Trump.
But geopolitics and the ambitions of a Mao Tse-tung wannabe weren’t on Cousteau’s mind now.
He was thinking about the circumstances that led to this moment- the discovery of Lemuria and its long lost city of Mu.
A friend of his had purchased an old book in a used book store in Manitou Springs, Colorado about 14 years ago.
The book happened to have within its pages a 36-page letter that had been written to Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s then Vice-President Henry A. Wallace from Serbian-American scientist-inventor Nikola Tesla back in early 1941.
In it, Tesla confessed to Wallace that there was indeed a woman he truly loved (in answer to a question Wallace had asked in a letter he sent Tesla).
The woman was 40 years younger than he was and was a Croatian woman who lived in Germany.
She apparently was a mystic and had many visions, Tesla claimed.
One of the visions was of the destruction of the continents of Lemuria and Atlantis.
Tesla then gave Wallace the South Pacific geographical location of where the continent with its lost city of Mu could be found.
He claimed the body of Lemuria’s Crown Princess Lenora was still intact and perfectly preserved in a glass coffin in the main palace of Mu according to Tesla’s girlfriend’s visions.
Tesla said that Lenora had died as a result of arsenic poisoning and that her funeral and burial was held on the very day that Lemuria was hit by an electromagnetic pulse (fired by her archenemy Atlantis in the Atlantic Ocean) which caused a tsunami that drove the continent under the ocean waves.
In his last act before going glub! glub! glub! (as he succumbed to rising sea water), Lenora’s father the Emperor of Lemuria had given the order for Lemurian space satellites to fire an electromagnetic pulse down on Atlantis.
Soon the Emperor of Atlantis and his family and his subjects were going glub! glub! glub! as they succumbed to rising sea water caused by the Atlantic Ocean tsunami as a result of the electromagnetic pulse.
Tesla’s letter to Wallace was right as far as the geographic location and lines longitude and latitude of Lemuria were concerned.
. . .
“Who’s Nikola Tesla?” Donald Trump asked as he read through a DARPA report, “Does he work for Elon Musk?”.
. . .
Edgar Allan Poe walked through the old Baltimore cemetery.
He was there to see if he could find his lost love Lenore.
Lenore claimed to have the ability to travel through time on occasion.
She was born and raised a princess in Lemuria she said.
She had also visited the future over a century and a half thence from Poe’s own time she said.
She told Poe in a letter she’d meet in this old cemetery today wearing clothes from the future.
Poe looked around at the cemetery headstones until he spotted Lenore.
Edgar Allan Poe’s long lost love Lenore in an old cemetery
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 27th
2018.
Haiku About Some of The Major Character Roles of Actor Johnny Depp
Haiku About Some of The Major Character Roles of Actor Johnny Depp
Captain Jack Sparrow
Ichabod Crane and Edward
Scissorhands and Sands
The Lost Continent of Lemuria, The City of Mu and The Ultimate Dragon Warrior Princess
The Lost Continent of Lemuria, The City of Mu and The Ultimate Dragon Warrior Princess
French oceanographer, marine archaeologist and marine biologist Louis Alphonse Cousteau (the great nephew of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) was diving in the South Pacific off his ship The Ariel Calypso.
He was searching for the lost continent of Lemuria which he believed was in this area.
His fellow scientists laughed at him for believing in the existence of the lost continent of Lemuria and its long lost capital city of Mu calling it a legend, a myth and a fable with no basis in fact.
Louis Alphonse was anxious to prove these sceptics wrong as Heinrich Schliemann had done back in the 19th Century when he had discovered the city of Troy and thus proved Troy’s historicity.
Homer was right and the 19th Century German so called higher critics were wrong.
Cousteau hoped to do the same for those who doubted the existence of Lemuria and Mu.
Cousteau’s research like that of his great uncle Jacques had received a great deal of funding from the French government.
But when Emmanuel Macron was elected President of France, that funding was cut so the new French President could blow it on spending for huge military parades to impress a far older man (let’s call him Donald Trump) the object of Emmanuel’s gay reverse cougar like man crush.
Just like his far older wife Brigitte was the object of his hetero reverse cougar like woman crush.
For Emmanuel Macron seemed to be a French version of that old U.S. Country Western music song This Door 🚪 Swings Both Ways.
As such, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had to look around for a new source of funding.
He found it in the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Set said his memory wasn’t like it used to be (senility seemed to have finally set in after several thousands of years) but the former ancient Egyptian god of chaos, darkness and the desert was pretty sure he had heard of Lemuria’s existence when he was part of Egypt’s divine royal dynasty.
That Lemuria was a land full of gold, jade and valuable gems and minerals.
Cousteau had hired the famous Greek Italian female diver Sophia Lollobrigida to dive for him on this expedition.
As Cousteau sat on the deck of his ship The Ariel Calypso waiting for Sophia to surface, he heard a rustling of the waves.
The sexy looking Sophia Lollobrigida appeared in her skin tight bikini, diver’s mask and aqualung.
She took off her mask and smiled at him.
“I found it,” she said excitedly, “I’ve found the lost city of Mu on the lost continent of Lemuria.”
Meanwhile back at the Set Enterprises laboratory in London, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision while in his lobster tank.
The vision was accompanied by an audible voice, “The dwelling place of the ultimate dragon warrior princess has been found.”
Michelangelo’s vision of the ultimate dragon warrior princess- the Princess Lenora of Lemuria:
The Princess Lenora of Lemuria in her palace in the lost city of Mu.
Only moments after getting the vision, Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 25th
2018.
Baphomet News Network Editorial On American Politics
Baphomet News Network Editorial On American Politics
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was picking up yet another Baphomet News Network broadcast from Hell on his psychic lobster antennae.
Baphomet News Network Announcer: And here with today’s network editorial is the Baphomet News Network’s Chief Editorialist-
Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius…
Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius: Hi, I’m Comrade Daimonicus Commentarius with your editorial for the last day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere- Saturday, September 22nd 2018.
One of the quotes of the Enemy that a lot of mortals misinterpret is, “And if Satan casts out Satan, he is divided against himself; how then shall his kingdom stand?”.
That means of course that Satan will not cast out Satan, Beelzebub will not cast out Beelzebub, Lucifer will not cast out Lucifer, Mephistopheles will not cast out Mephistopheles, Moloch will not cast out Moloch, The Baphomet will not cast out Baphomet.
However mortals take it to mean that demons will not confront one another.
Now indeed we will not confront Lucifer the Devil unless we’re totally masochistic.
But we know we will challenge and confront one another other than Lucifer.
For example, we know that Mephistopheles controlled Nazi Germany’s Hitler just like Moloch controlled the Soviet Union’s Stalin.
Moloch of course won that contest.
The demon Mammon won the Cold War against Moloch.
And today as we know, Mammon, Mephistopheles, Moloch and Baphomet hold joint jurisdiction over the United States of America 🇺🇸 which of course explains why the U.S. is so divided and why that country is in the mess it is.
Of course, most U.S. Republican Party members and supporters worship Mammon and Mephistopheles while most U.S. Democratic Party members and supporters worship Moloch (aka Baal) and Baphomet…”
The transmission suddenly ended.
But Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was grateful for one thing.
He now thoroughly understood U.S. politics.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 22nd
2018.
Haiku About Elijah Vs. The Prophets of Baal
Mount Carmel Battle
Baal’s prophets go up in flames
Then down into flames
Haiku About Irene Adler
A great stage actress
stole Bohemian king’s heart
and then Sherlock Holmes’
Dracul Van Helsing 
Reblog- Putting a Face on Venezuela’s Humanitarian Crisis
September 29, 2018 at 10:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Personal essays) (Hugo Chavez, Nicolas Maduro, Venezuela)
For those who have been paying scant attention to the news-worthy articles tucked between Trump headlines, the on-going humanitarian crisis in Venezuela may be but a blip on an already disorienting radar screen. However, with the pending collapse of President Nicolas Maduro’s government looking more inevitable as the days pass, along with limits to immigration being high on the agenda of many countries, this is a crisis to which we should all be paying attention.
Each day, Venezuelans are dying from malnutrition and treatable diseases due to hyperinflation that’s driving up prices and causing severe shortages of basics like food and medicine. The callous mindset that rules in Caracas was once again placed on international display this past week when President (and dictator) Maduro and his wife dined on the finest cuts of beef at an expensive soirée in Istanbul while his own people were starving back in Venezuela.
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