Michelangelo’s Vision of Serena Williams Meeting Donald Trump

September 9, 2018 at 10:58 pm (Sports) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of Serena Williams Meeting Donald Trump

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories in London smoking a reefer of soon to be legalized recreational Canadian cannabis when suddenly he picked up a news story from the future on his psychic lobster antennae.

Here was the news story that Michelangelo saw and heard:

News Announcer: Tennis 🎾 superstar Serena Williams had a major meltdown in the West Wing of the White House earlier today when Donald Trump accused her of looking at her tennis coach.

Ms. Williams slammed her racket on to the West Wing floor and then accused Trump of being a “liar” and a “thief”.

She then went over and started hitting the Donald over the head with her tennis 🎾 racket.

Instead of trying to stop her, members of the White House Secret Service stood around applauding.

That is until the head of the White House Secret Service arrived on the scene and gave the agents an angry 😡 glare.

The agents continued to applaud until the head of the White House Secret Service said, “Well, there go your pensions…”

Whereupon the Secret Service agents wrestled Ms. Williams off the Donald.

Sporting a huge bump on his toupee head and rubbing it, Trump read a note 📝 that was just handed to him while he continued to look at Serena Williams’ assault weapon of choice that was now lying on the floor.

“What a racket,” Trump remarked as he rubbed his head.

The note 📝 that Trump was handed contained the exact figure of the amount of money 💰 💵 that the CIA received in funding their black ops operations from the Colombian and Mexican drug cartels.

. . .

Meanwhile as Michelangelo was inhaling pot and receiving visions in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises, British MP Renfield R. Renfield sent a note of congratulations to rising young tennis star and the winner of yesterday’s U.S. Open Women’s Tennis Final- Miss Naomi Osaka.

Naomi Osaka- the winner of the 2018 U.S. Open Women’s Tennis Final- received a letter of congratulations from Renfield R. Renfield.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 9th


  1. Orvillewrong said,

    One up for black power!

  2. David Redpath said,

    Next thing you know,
    Billie Jean will be claiming
    that fracus was a gender thing!
    Since Trump isn’t human,
    and Serena is an Amazon Queen.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Hades will have to grant Bobby Riggs’ ghost a dispensation from Purgatory to be allowed to appear on U. S. television networks to provide commentary on the whole situation.

  3. David Redpath said,

    Bobby Riggs would redig his
    own politically incorrect grave,
    no doubt, by calling a spade
    a spade.

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