Notwithstanding The Hurricane Winds of Change
Notwithstanding The Hurricane Winds of Change
Amadeus Emanon was working to get an album of songs he had personally written produced by London music promoter Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell the CEO of Aulos Music and Recording Ltd.
It was helpful to Amadeus’ cause that it was his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (owner of Set Enterprises) who lent Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell the money to buy Aulos Music and Recording Ltd. for himself (Heathcliff had previously been Executive Vice-President of the company).
Of course Heathcliff probably would not have signed Amadeus to a recording contract despite that unless Amadeus had been both a talented songwriter and a talented singer.
Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell’s good friend the New Orleans vampiress and songstress Angelique Dumont (best known for her role as Christine Daae in many West End London theatre productions of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of The Opera since 2007) had highly recommended Amadeus Emanon.
Both Amadeus and Angelique were taking a break from their recording session at Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell’s Wuthering Heights and Glencoe Hospitality Recording Studios on London’s Abbey Road.
They were meeting with Amadeus’ good friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield in Lord Poseidon God of The Seas’ Unparalleled Fish ‘N Chips Shop – a favourite of Amadeus.
“So,” Renfield looked shocked as Amadeus ate only one plate of Fish ‘N Chips (Amadeus had been scolded quite a lot lately by Angelique Dumont to cut down on his large appetite since he would soon be appearing in a photo shoot for the cover of his new album), “It appears that our Alberta-based Canadian vampire hunter friend approves of Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s decision to use the notwithstanding clause of the Canadian Constitution to overrule Ontario Superior Court Justice Edward Belobaba’s decision to disallow Ford’s new legislation The Better Local Government Act. Not because Dracul approves of Doug Ford (whom he calls the Ontario Donald Trump) but because by becoming the first Ontario Premier to use the Notwithstanding clause he might finally encourage politicians in Canada to grow pairs of balls and start using the Notwithstanding Clause to give unelected liberal social activist judges the raspberry they so richly deserve. For too long these unelected judicial jackasses have been reading their own personal views into things the constitution doesn’t even mention and using it to advance their own perverted and degenerate social agenda. Proof positive Dracul notes that Doug Ford is right this one time is that the 2 far left wing liberal rags in Toronto- The Globe and Mail as well as The Toronto Star- appear to have their panties in a knot and are in one Hell of an outburst of whining and snivelling over the fact Ford is using the Notwithstanding Clause.”
“So that’s the way things now stand in Canada, eh?” Amadeus ate a piece of Maple Leaf bacon 🥓 while Angelique watched disapprovingly.
“And then Dracul notes smoking recreational marijuana becomes officially legal next month which should should bring many unelected liberal social activist judges out of their smoke 💨 filled closets where they get many of their ideas from,” Renfield remarked.
. . .
Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher was wondering why Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had blown so many mathematical equations while typing with his lobster claws on his waterproof underwater iPad in his lobster tank.
Usually Michelangelo was so good at being able to crack difficult mathematical equations that even the world’s most advanced computers 🖥 were incapable of cracking.
It was then that Dr. Rocher noticed the remaining stub of reefer of Canadian recreational cannabis at the bottom of Michelangelo’s lobster tank.
. . .
Renfield went back to the Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum dungeons where he was interrogating members of a rogue branch of Britain’s MI-6 who were plotting a chemical attack on civilians who were living in Idlib province in Syria to give NATO the excuse to take direct military action against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s Government in Damascus.
Renfield was getting the MI-6 operatives to talk by forcing them to watch (with very loud audio) home movie made videos of former Philippines 🇵🇭 First Lady Imelda Marcos singing songs to her husband former Philippines 🇵🇭 dictator Ferdinand Marcos as he lay comatose on his deathbed in a hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii on September 28th 1989 (doctors speculated that it was Imelda’s singing 🎤 that speeded up Ferdinand Marcos’ departure into the afterlife- no doubt figuring that Hell would be an improvement).
Every MI-6 operative that Renfield did this to immediately cracked and was soon singing like a canary.
Renfield brought in a wild nightingale from outside to join the MI-6 canaries in their singing.
. . .
Hurricane Florence now a category 4 hurricane was heading straight towards North and South Carolina.
Florence was a rare kind of hurricane in that, unbeknownst to NASA, the whirlwind in the hurricane was being directed by a vampiress.
The vampiress herself was named Florence.
Florence de Medici.
A vampiress who during her mortal life back in the Italian Renaissance had been an influential and powerful Florentine courtesan- Signora Florence de Medici.
A woman who had been turned into a vampiress by her unholy spiritual godmother- the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith- the mother of all vampires.
And now Florence was directing Florence against the Carolinas.
. . .
Flashback 109 years ago.
November 1909- King Edward VII of Britain had gone to a forest in a public park to meet with a woman.
But this was no ordinary woman.
She was a vampiress.
She was meeting with King Edward VII because she had shocking information (so she said) on what the King’s nephew the Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany was planning.
King Edward VII walked through the bleak November forest until he came upon her:
The Countess Draculina- daughter of Dracula
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 10th
2018.
Fiery said,
September 11, 2018 at 1:17 am
Haha! Oh Christopher, you are so unique it’s ridiculous. Please never stop entertaining your adoring fans❤️
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 11, 2018 at 1:41 am
I’ll try not to, Fiery. ❤️
Sink your teeth into this predictability. – Silently Smouldering Words said,
September 11, 2018 at 2:41 am
[…] Inspired in part by a wonderful friend, writer and skilled Vampire Slayer. […]
velvetscreams said,
September 11, 2018 at 4:02 am
Geez!…good one you have here dracul😁
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 11, 2018 at 1:38 pm
Thanks very much, Velvet. 😀
David Redpath said,
September 12, 2018 at 4:55 pm
I quite liked Imelda’s singing!
It was her voodoo shoe fetish
that finished poor Ferdinand
off as she sang, “These stilettos
are made for walking, Marcos,
and that’s just what they’ll do.
You failed to give Flower Power
a Phillipino golden shower.
So tell me you secret Swiss bank
account number . . .
Then I’ll walk all over you.”
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 12, 2018 at 8:32 pm
That sounds very much like the last song that a woman like Imelda would sing to Ferdinand, David. 👌👍