The Lost Continent of Lemuria, The City of Mu and The Ultimate Dragon Warrior Princess

September 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The Lost Continent of Lemuria, The City of Mu and The Ultimate Dragon Warrior Princess

French oceanographer, marine archaeologist and marine biologist Louis Alphonse Cousteau (the great nephew of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) was diving in the South Pacific off his ship The Ariel Calypso.

He was searching for the lost continent of Lemuria which he believed was in this area.

His fellow scientists laughed at him for believing in the existence of the lost continent of Lemuria and its long lost capital city of Mu calling it a legend, a myth and a fable with no basis in fact.

Louis Alphonse was anxious to prove these sceptics wrong as Heinrich Schliemann had done back in the 19th Century when he had discovered the city of Troy and thus proved Troy’s historicity.

Homer was right and the 19th Century German so called higher critics were wrong.

Cousteau hoped to do the same for those who doubted the existence of Lemuria and Mu.

Cousteau’s research like that of his great uncle Jacques had received a great deal of funding from the French government.

But when Emmanuel Macron was elected President of France, that funding was cut so the new French President could blow it on spending for huge military parades to impress a far older man (let’s call him Donald Trump) the object of Emmanuel’s gay reverse cougar like man crush.

Just like his far older wife Brigitte was the object of his hetero reverse cougar like woman crush.

For Emmanuel Macron seemed to be a French version of that old U.S. Country Western music song This Door 🚪 Swings Both Ways.

As such, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had to look around for a new source of funding.

He found it in the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set said his memory wasn’t like it used to be (senility seemed to have finally set in after several thousands of years) but the former ancient Egyptian god of chaos, darkness and the desert was pretty sure he had heard of Lemuria’s existence when he was part of Egypt’s divine royal dynasty.

That Lemuria was a land full of gold, jade and valuable gems and minerals.

Cousteau had hired the famous Greek Italian female diver Sophia Lollobrigida to dive for him on this expedition.

As Cousteau sat on the deck of his ship The Ariel Calypso waiting for Sophia to surface, he heard a rustling of the waves.

The sexy looking Sophia Lollobrigida appeared in her skin tight bikini, diver’s mask and aqualung.

She took off her mask and smiled at him.

“I found it,” she said excitedly, “I’ve found the lost city of Mu on the lost continent of Lemuria.”

Meanwhile back at the Set Enterprises laboratory in London, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision while in his lobster tank.

The vision was accompanied by an audible voice, “The dwelling place of the ultimate dragon warrior princess has been found.”

Michelangelo’s vision of the ultimate dragon warrior princess- the Princess Lenora of Lemuria:

The Princess Lenora of Lemuria in her palace in the lost city of Mu.

Only moments after getting the vision, Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 25th


  1. Hyperion said,

    I recognized a few visions of my own but stopped short just before blowing up the Porta-Potty I stepped into in order to read about the sexy satin legged Princess Lenora . Poor Michelangelo, Set will be furious. Those lobster tanks are expensive. I liked that the Costeau legend is now continuing and especially like Gina Lolabrigida’s deep diving cousin Sophia. I can’t wait to see how this new discovery turns out.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Daniel. 🙂

      Porta Potty patrons who follow you will be relieved 😌 that you didn’t explode in there while reading about the lovely 😊 satin legged Princess Lenora.

      I wonder if the GOO remembered to wipe himself after thinking about Stormy Daniels and other porn stars and Playboy playmates or if he left a lot of goo on the loo 🚽 behind.

      Yes, Set will be blowing his top after he hears that Michelangelo blew his tank. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaa haaaa! The GOO-Loo is the harumphic environment in which all critical decisions are made. The pressure is fierce, the BLOOP of lost opportunities resound within the vaporous, sulphuric walls of the GOO-Loo. It is rumored that the taxpayer cost to mitigate the GOO-Poo in the GOO-Loo has raised a stink in congress.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Rumour has it that if all else fails, the GOO is going to lock Robert Mueller in the GOO -Loo and not let him out until he promises to drop the Russian collusion investigation.

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s a good plan. I’d relent long before the torture was applied. No need to suffer. The investigation is a pointless waste of taxpayer money. The GOO is the POTUS and wreaking havoc upon the world and we all know that The Russians and Europeans were the ones who elected him in order to weaken the western stranglehold on commerce and military might. Now that we are fighting each other by hurling stink bombs across the oceans on Twitter bombers, the East can just move in and take over. Let the pantywaisted liberal socialist progressives howl unfair to a Russian bear before it eats them. And when they turn to run the Red Dragon will bring good fortune upon the land by barbecuing their liberal buttocks for the bear to take a tasty bite. They’ll cry and gnash their teeth for the return of the GOO and his Loo from which he launched his Twitter Tirades. At least that was entertaining.

  2. George F. said,

    I doubt the existence of Lenora…no one looks that good. LOL!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Now if someone claimed that she was a Calgary woman, I definitely wouldn’t believe it. LOL ! 😂

  3. David Redpath said,

    Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, being a gynandromorph, much like
    Emmanuel Macron, I’m not
    at all surprised that his
    gonopore become explosive.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, it’s definitely no surprise that the gyandromorphic psychic lobster Michelangelo’s gonopore exploded when he saw the vision of the Princess Lenora of Lemuria, David. 😂🤣

      • David Redpath said,

        With claws down his
        hard shell lobster drawers.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        David, you just gave me the idea for a name for a new rock band which would be bound to become popular the first few months of its existence solely on the basis of its name alone. 😀

        The name of the new band would be The Masturbating Lobsters. 😂

        After the announcement of the band’s formation, it would immediately be booked for appearances on The Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon Shows.

        As the band with its unusual name is introduced right after a performance by a short skirt wearing Ariana Grande on one of these shows, a sunburnt America’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell (who got way too much sun on his first day in Acapulco) remarks, “We are not amused 😒.”

      • David Redpath said,

        A cooked Rock Lobster,
        and a sunburnt Simon Cowell
        … Can’t tell ’em apart at all 🎶
        As the band kicks off with
        their, soon to be, first hit,
        “Looking for a Lover with a Soft Shell”.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 😂🤣

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