More Ado About Lenora of Lemuria

September 27, 2018 at 11:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

More Ado About Lenora of Lemuria

Undersea explorer Louis Alphonse Cousteau was enjoying a glass of cognac before bedtime.

Preparations were already in place to dive down to the central palace of the lost city of Mu in the lost sunken continent of Lemuria.

His (now) girlfriend the Italian Greek diver Sophia Lollobrigida had located the site a couple of days earlier.

Shots had been fired in the area by ships belonging to megalomaniac despot Xi Jinping’s Chinese People’s Liberation Army Navy who felt that Cousteau’s ship The Ariel Calypso was too close to the South China Sea which Communist Neo-Emperor Xi claimed in total.

Emboldened by having gained control over China’s Catholics through the total sell-out of the Chinese Church to Xi by the cowardly Pope Francis and the approval of the Moloch worshiping Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo the Marxist-Leninist “useful idiot” Chancellor of the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences, Xi was now preparing to annex the South China Sea in a move sure to annoy his Asian neighbours as well as U.S. President Donald Trump.

But geopolitics and the ambitions of a Mao Tse-tung wannabe weren’t on Cousteau’s mind now.

He was thinking about the circumstances that led to this moment- the discovery of Lemuria and its long lost city of Mu.

A friend of his had purchased an old book in a used book store in Manitou Springs, Colorado about 14 years ago.

The book happened to have within its pages a 36-page letter that had been written to Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s then Vice-President Henry A. Wallace from Serbian-American scientist-inventor Nikola Tesla back in early 1941.

In it, Tesla confessed to Wallace that there was indeed a woman he truly loved (in answer to a question Wallace had asked in a letter he sent Tesla).

The woman was 40 years younger than he was and was a Croatian woman who lived in Germany.

She apparently was a mystic and had many visions, Tesla claimed.

One of the visions was of the destruction of the continents of Lemuria and Atlantis.

Tesla then gave Wallace the South Pacific geographical location of where the continent with its lost city of Mu could be found.

He claimed the body of Lemuria’s Crown Princess Lenora was still intact and perfectly preserved in a glass coffin in the main palace of Mu according to Tesla’s girlfriend’s visions.

Tesla said that Lenora had died as a result of arsenic poisoning and that her funeral and burial was held on the very day that Lemuria was hit by an electromagnetic pulse (fired by her archenemy Atlantis in the Atlantic Ocean) which caused a tsunami that drove the continent under the ocean waves.

In his last act before going glub! glub! glub! (as he succumbed to rising sea water), Lenora’s father the Emperor of Lemuria had given the order for Lemurian space satellites to fire an electromagnetic pulse down on Atlantis.

Soon the Emperor of Atlantis and his family and his subjects were going glub! glub! glub! as they succumbed to rising sea water caused by the Atlantic Ocean tsunami as a result of the electromagnetic pulse.

Tesla’s letter to Wallace was right as far as the geographic location and lines longitude and latitude of Lemuria were concerned.

. . .

“Who’s Nikola Tesla?” Donald Trump asked as he read through a DARPA report, “Does he work for Elon Musk?”.

. . .

Edgar Allan Poe walked through the old Baltimore cemetery.

He was there to see if he could find his lost love Lenore.

Lenore claimed to have the ability to travel through time on occasion.

She was born and raised a princess in Lemuria she said.

She had also visited the future over a century and a half thence from Poe’s own time she said.

She told Poe in a letter she’d meet in this old cemetery today wearing clothes from the future.

Poe looked around at the cemetery headstones until he spotted Lenore.

Edgar Allan Poe’s long lost love Lenore in an old cemetery

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 27th


  1. Fiery said,

    Does Tesla work for Musk… Good god, I think Tesla would have a major stroke if he was around and heard that.

    Your mind is a jungle of wit and observation. Brilliant

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Fiery. ❤️

      Yes, Tesla probably would have had a stroke if he heard that statement.

  2. Orvillewrong said,

    We should all have a long lost love like Lenore!

  3. George F. said,

    Tesla would fall in love with a mystic….being a bit of a mystic himself…in fact, I don’t even think Tesla was from this planet!! And, of course, Lenore does it for me…you really know how to pick them!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, George. 😀

      Glad you enjoy my choices. 🙂

      Yes, the beautiful Maria Orsic is just the sort of beautiful woman mystic who is right up Tesla’s alley or his corner of the galaxy 🌌.

  4. Hyperion said,

    I think my comment was deleted by WP because I commented at length how Louis, Sophia and Lenora would enjoy the hottub on the Calypso’s poop deck. I think the porn filters were confused by the actual naval term, poop deck and mistook my comment for one on the banned Justine novel by Marquis de Sade. I think Lenora will make an excellent Lenore for a Gola Poe dressed in Gothic gentleman’s attire.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I noticed you had read it but not commented.

      A pity about WP’s porn filters.

      I think I would have enjoyed reading about Louis, Sophia and Lenora in the hot tub.

      Yes Lenora as Lenore with a gothic Gola Poe at a gothic Poe gala.

      It would be quite the sight to see. 😆

      • Hyperion said,

        All of your Feme Fatale’s are exquisite ladies. But, a Dragon Sister really makes my garden grow. 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And your garden is probably not the only thing that’s growing and sprouting up either. 😂🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed! With all this sprouting going on, one would think it’s springtime instead of the first days of fall.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The first day of Fall will occur the first time you visit Calgary and catch your first glimpse of a typical looking Calgary Caucasian woman. 🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        The progressives have now cast the beauty spell on every bulbous bootie. Sports Illustrated will now feature plus plus sized booties in thongs by the sea shore. Kim Kardashian now sells a complete line of bootie plumper products. It’s here to stay and Calgary is considered an early adopter and so big bootied babes are flocking to Calgary to show off their asstributes on the busses and in restaurants.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        This is probably why DARPA sent Pan Goatee to Calgary in a last ditch effort to save the Classical Greco-Roman and Italian Renaissance aesthetic elements of what used to be Western civilization.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think you are correct. In an effort to get full value of their investment, DARPA had to send Pan someplace where he would be gainfully employed. In another of your ill fated episodes, you were forced to migrate to the very spot, millions of tax payer dollars were spent on analysis, investigation, test, and evaluation to find the one spot on earth that Pan Goatee’s prime mission of improving human aesthetics could do the most good. Had you only known, you might have moved to some place with a gastronomical concentration of newly graduated Dragon Sisters clamoring to try their finely honed skills of seduction on willing and not a few unwilling subjects. Dang the luck, Bro!

      • Hyperion said,

        Chris, you just have to send me a picture. I can’t fathom it. I went out to eat with Tiger Mom last night and the restaurant had so many nubile young ladies cavorting around, I had to stare at my tomato soup to avoid getting cuffed on the ear for drooling. Surely, this can’t be the last bastion of aesthetic feline beauty. 🤭

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m afraid I might shatter my iPhone if I send you a picture of what a typical Calgary causasian woman looks like

      • Hyperion said,

        Lets not risk that. 😳🤭😲

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Daniel, I remember CBC News did a story a few days ago about an Ontario nurse who deliberately murdered 8 elderly patients in Ontario nursing homes.

        I remember when they first broke the news story last year and showed her picture, I said to myself, “The woman looks like a typical Calgary Caucasian woman.”

        In fact, many Calgary Caucasian women look even worse than she does.

        So here’s a link to the story (with many pictures of her):

      • Hyperion said,

        After looking at the demented evil slayer of defenseless elderly patients, I began to wonder. Do you think some of the Calgary men have taken Walruses for their evening serenades and thus whelped a new species, Homo Horrendicus?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think you’ve hit the nail on the head, Daniel.

        That’s the best genetic explanation I’ve ever heard- numerous Calgary men for whatever reason have taken walruses for their evening serenades and produced the new species of Homo Horrendicus.

        Charles Darwin is turning over in his grave and vomiting green pea soup Linda Blair in The Exorcist style over the direction evolution has taken.

      • Hyperion said,

        Thankfully, there are many other wonderfully aesthetic women around the world of every flavor in our own species. They will prevail. I have a vision of a Dominika Aristov in your future. It will be shocking at first but you’ll get used to it quickly.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I think I’d get used to a Dominica Aristov very quickly.

      • Hyperion said,

        I liked Domi a lot. She definitely could light up a restaurant.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed she could. 😀

        And light up a bedroom as well I imagine. 🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, I do believe many times she lit up the bedroom.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      • Hyperion said,

        EGADS, Chris! I now understand. I’m sure Pan Goatee will have PTSD for aeons due to his up close and personal work.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Pan Goatee will be one DARPA veteran requiring years of treatment to come.

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s very hard to unsee things like that. I shudder for you.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you, my friend.

      • Hyperion said,

        You are welcome and you have my greatest empathy for your situation there in Calgary with all that unpalatable buttockery.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes and whereas most people seem to have their buttocks located around their rear end, these Homo Horrendous hybrid progeny of male humans and female evening serenaded walruses seem to have their buttocks located in their facial area.

        The numerous traffic accidents and clamouring for extreme Islamic sharia law (where women’s faces are totally veiled and covered) will continue to grow in the streets of Calgary as long as this problem continues unabated.

      • Hyperion said,

        I wonder if the process can be reversed by selective breeding. You should select a Dragon Sister and do your best to purefy the gene pool. Or the hot tub as the case may be.

  5. George F. said,

    OMFG I checked out the link! You’re hysterical Dracul!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Are you going to try printing out a full sized photo of that on your printer just like you did a pic of Princess Lenora of Lemuria?

      • George F. said,

        Not this time! LOL!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It would probably be the print that breaks the printer’s back.

        As well as its front and its left and right sides. 😂

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