A Renfieldian Haiku For Ariana Grande

October 17, 2018 at 10:50 pm (Arts, Literature, Poetry, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , )

A Renfieldian Haiku For Ariana Grande

“What are you looking so pleased about?” Amadeus Emanon asked his friend Renfield R. Renfield MP.

“Ariana Grande broke up with her boyfriend Pete Davidson,” Renfield grinned from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat, “so now I’ll be able to ask her out on a date.”

“Didn’t she call you a pervert the last time you talked to her on the phone?” Amadeus asked.

“She did,” Renfield nodded, “but I’m willing to let bygones be bygones. I’ve written her a haiku.”

Renfield’s Haiku For Ariana Grande

Dear Ariana
Your breasts are quite safe with me
Love from your Renfield

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 17th


  1. David Redpath said,

    What should do it, Renfield.

  2. David Redpath said,

    I meant to say, that should work, Renfield.
    Sorry for the typo. I was just
    so touched by the

  3. George F. said,

    Well, I was quite excited when I heard this news, but they ridiculed Clinton for staring at her ass during the Aretha Franklin funeral, and unfortunately, the public would throw me in the same category because am somewhat in Clinton’s demographic. So popular opinion has told me at this is not the piece for me.

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    And of course Renfield R. Renfield is one to say, “Public opinion be damned.” 😆

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