An Auspicious Halloween For Baphometa and Her Friends

October 31, 2018 at 10:55 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI had gone to a chapel to pray.

When he entered the chapel, he was horrified to discover that the chapel had been stripped of its altar, its Crucifix and all its religious imagery including its icons, paintings and statues.

A group of gay Jesuit priests serving as advisors to Pope Francis had stripped the chapel of its previous content so they could erect a statue of Baphomet along with all his accompanying religious imagery inside the chapel.

Baphometa the daughter of the demon Baphomet greeted the Pope Emeritus on his arrival.

Good evening, Father Joseph. There have been a lot of changes going on.

. . .

Even Pope Francis was starting to get sick of all the massive round of gay Jesuit orgies that had been going on at the Vatican ever since the Bishops’ Synod On Youth had opened earlier this month.

So he had gone to a friend’s villa outside Rome to get some rest.

And there in the courtyard of the friend’s villa stood the zombie black horse named Bucephalus Reborn (who was the official horse of Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow who took over the Vatican a year ago along with the Vampiric Knights-Templar) dressed as London’s infamous Jack The Ripper to go out trick or treating on Halloween.

. . .

The new Vatican cardinal Samhain Cardinal Salaman was walking the halls of the Vatican far away from the parts where the Jesuits were at large.

Being an intense heterosexual of the Pope Alexander VI Borgia Pope variety, he was getting sick of being propositioned by all those Jesuit male advisers to Pope Francis.

He turned the corner and was greeted by a most pleasing sight:

Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin was strolling through the halls of the Kremlin when he encountered the mermaid goddess Atargatis dressed in human rather than mermaid form:

Comrade Putin, the time has come to stop dilly dallying lest people mistake you for Neville Chamberlain. I’ll have you know that at this very hour, Israeli Mossad agents are meeting with the Patriarch of Constantinople to make the autocephalus Ukrainian Orthodox Church of Kiev the most all encompassing and most powerful religious institution in Ukraine.

. . .

The ghost of Scotland’s Lady MacBeth (recently granted leave from the realm of Hades by the Greek god of the Underworld himself) was waiting for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman as he entered the harem section of his palace and spoke to him as he entered

I am here, oh prince to give you advice on how to deal with the consequences of murder most foul and murder most bloody. Lucky for you that blood is easier to hide in desert sands than it is in human hands.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 31st


  1. Tanya said,

    Wow, so many references from Pope Francis, Neville Chamberlain, to Putin to Borgia variety, to Saudi prince to murder in turkey, jack the reaper, it’s a unique piece not to mention little scandalous for religious minded. But a fine humour requires lot of awareness and knowledge to understand πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Tanya. ☺

      I’m Catholic myself but I definitely don’t like the direction Pope Francis is taking the Church.

      I much preferred his predecessor Benedict XVI as Pope.

      • Tanya said,

        Benedict XVI was more of an acedemician, a professor of theology I know, but I am Hindu that too liberal so better not speak about it. But I liked Benedict more of a traditional with intellectual streak!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m more of an academic professorial type so I suppose that’s why I like Benedict more.

        I really loved the trilogy he wrote on the Life of Jesus.

      • Tanya said,

        Well I am sure Trilogy on Life Of Jesus is a magnificent work, whatever I read about Benedict reveals to me his sharp mind and character, I was impressed with his decision to step down given frailties of physical state. 😊

      • NEW SITE: said,

        Well, if you speak against the Jesuits, expect them to shut down your site. That’s what they did to mine at because I exposed the demonic activity taking place in Vatican City these days. The Jesuits’ Silicon Valley operations house most of the world’s smart phone apps, social media platforms, computer and internet systems. And they have a very long-time connection to Luxembourg, the world’s banking capital. That connection is regarding data gathering. Makes the NSA look very tiny.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Jesuits have been trying to shut down my site for awhile.

  2. ortensia said,

    May be one of my favorite piece.very rich β€οΈπŸ‘»πŸŽƒ

  3. George F. said,

    Oooh!! Pleasing sights indeed!!!!

  4. George F. said,

    Sounds Shakespearean…murder most foul and murder most bloody…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, “murder most foul” is a line from Shakespeare’s Hamlet. πŸ˜ƒ

      • George F. said,

        Yes, yes, deep within the recesses of my mind, that phrase triggered a memory…of memory of yesteryear…a memory I knew so well…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the ghost of Hamlet’s father spoke it to Hamlet recounting how young Hamlet’s uncle Claudius had murdered him the father.

      • George F. said,

        Love it! I’ll have a short new post up in 5 minutes, bro. Be prepared to stop by…

      • George F. said,

        New post up now! I’m alerting the media…lol!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Heading over there now.

  5. Hyperion said,

    There seems to be the undertones of religious buggery and the sudden appearance of lovely dark gothic ladies of questionable origin and intent. I sense an underworld coup in the making. Another whirl around the dark world in intriguing style.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, there’s definitely an underworld coup in the making. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        And I’m sure your prescient visions will find their way in the Vampore novels and we will be forewarned of any impending gloom.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Which all the “experts” in the media and government will promptly ignore and then be surprised as Hell when disaster strikes them.

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaa haaa! You know the gov and media so well. The only action our governments can take with relative ease is to act surprised as hell. Everything else requires knowledge, skills, and abilities the gov and media don’t possess. However, lying is still a very strong and immutable trait.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed it is as Donald Trump, The New York Times and The Washington Post show they do have that trait in common.

      • Hyperion said,

        Long term habits are hard to break.

  6. David Redpath said,

    I’m sure Lady Mc Beth’s advice to
    Prince Mohammad bin Salman
    would be to stick his courage
    to the sticking place, and to
    also screw the free press …
    with a Jihad to embrace.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Advice that Prince Mohammad bin Salman no doubt intends to follow.

      After getting all those arms from Donald Trump, he’ll sing those Beatles lyrics, “I get by with a little help from my friends…”

  7. David Redpath said,

    🎢 Baphometa
    … hold me tighter
    I think I’m sinking downΒ 
    And I’m all strung out
    on recreational marajuanna
    on the outskirts
    of a Canadian town 🎢

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The song Justin Trudeau sings when his Jaguar XF sedan breaks down on the outskirts of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

      Before he starts singing those Beatles lyrics, “Oooh, I get high with a little help from my friends…” as he inhales the smoke being emitted by his pot smoking cactus plants in the trunk of his car.

      • David Redpath said,

        “I get high with a little hemp
        from my friends too”
        ~ All Hail the Inhaling Clinton
        (Heavy Weight Champion
        Hound Dog of Little Rock πŸ•)

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


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