1st Video of The Resurrected Dragon Princess Lenora of Lemuria

November 8, 2018 at 11:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Music, music videos, Mythology, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, Video, videos) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was lying in his upright Egyptian sarcophagus in his colossal bedroom in his colossal London mansion drinking chai tea on a tray in front of him that was poured from a tea pot that resembled the Taj Mahal.

His cat Nefertiti Galore caught several vampiric flesh eating rats that had been sent into Set’s bedroom by his enemy siblings Isis and Osiris.

Set’s butler and valet Athelstan arrived to tell him how the Cousteau brothers’ marine archaeological expeditions (that Set was personally financing) were going.

Both Cousteau brothers Louis Alphonse and Toulouse (who were great nephews of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) had discovered the lost continents of Lemuria and Atlantis respectively the past couple of months.

In the South Pacific, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had discovered the glass coffin containing the perfectly preserved body of Lenora the last Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess of Lemuria in the sunken city of Mu the capital city of the lost continent of Lemuria.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had sent a drone (in the shape of a mechanical pterodactyl) to the South Pacific (an object photographed and video recorded by various people who posted the pics to YouTube conspiracy channels devoted to the topic of NASA covering up the existence of dinosaurs in the modern world) containing a test tube of Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Resurrection Serum – a combination of ambrosia (that kept the Greek Olympian gods immortal) dried tana leaves (like in the early 1940s Universal Pictures Mummy films that kept the mummy Kharis alive), dried eucalyptus leaves (whose fresh eucalyptus leaves keep koala bears alive) and dried Canadian recreational cannabis leaves (whose smoking and inhaling keeps Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant named Strawberry Fields Forever alive).

The serum when poured between Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria’s lips immediately brought her back from the dead.

Louis Alphonse Cousteau shot a video of the Lemurian Dragon Warrioress Princess doing her happy dance at being brought back from the dead:

The Dragon Princess wasn’t quite ready yet to show her face to the world.

After watching the video, Set then closed his sarcophagus lid.

Athelstan proceeded to do some dusting around the Egyptian vampire’s bedroom when suddenly he noticed a milky white substance overflowing from his Divine Vampiric Lordship’s sarcophagus.

“Good Lord!” Athelstan exclaimed, “Isis and Osriris have found a way to drown the master!”.

He immediately ran over and opened the sarcophagus lid.

“Close the f%!&*!ing lid, you idiot,” Set shouted as he was caught with his Hugh Hefner style red velvet pyjama bottoms down and his hands on the region between his hips.

“Sorry, sir,” Athelstan immediately closed the lid down, “I thought maybe your nephew Horus had come up with a way of Death By Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 8th


  1. Hyperion said,

    Lenora has held up really well underwater all those years. I find a blue dress with a hem a few inches above the panties and dark stockings reminescent of the Clittoon administration where blue dresses were all the rage in the Casa Blanca Oval Office closet. I think Lenora and Set will get along swimmingly. A little dab of Sherrie’s special magic mushroom cleaner and back to the grind. 😁

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      So you’re keeping your nose and other things to the grind I see. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        One must grind away to make all the lugubrious effluents so necessary to a good pornographic interpretation. No whackity, no fun as the trans vampire mennonites say.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Speaking of which, I hear Pope Francis is entering ecumenical talks with the trans vampire Mennonites.

        Soon a punch of very pale faced men with extremely protruding insicors will be entering the grounds of the Vatican wearing their blue bonnets and Victorian era dresses being pulled in 19th Century horse and buggies.

        I hope the Lavender mafia Jesuit clique surrounding Pope Francis don’t decide to expand their sphincter sphere of unusual sexual proclivities and decide to make horses’ asses of themselves on the trans vampire Mennonites’ equine mode of transportation.

      • Hyperion said,

        Dear merciful non-existent Satan, what a visage this would make. Poor St Peter is rolling over in his crypt under the Vatican. It does make for an interesting Vampire story tho….

  2. George F. said,

    Yeah, if Lenora looked like that after being dead, she must have been a heart stopper while alive. Whew! Vampire flesh eating rats…love that…milky white substance…no comment from my dirty mind…and I love the drone in the shape of a pterodactyl…like that won’t be noticed as a drone! Hysterical, once again Dracul! You put it all in once place!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, George. πŸ˜ƒ

      Glad you enjoyed it.

      • George F. said,

        Making Love to an AI, now up, final segment on this scene. Stop by in 5 minutes!

  3. David Redpath said,

    “Does my bottom look
    too small in this dress?”
    ~ Princess Lenora

    “Yes! For goodness sake, take it off!”
    ~ Louis Alphonse Cousteau

  4. David Redpath said,

    Those French sailors
    are a randy bunch.

  5. ortensia said,


    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      It appears Ortensia that you don’t like the idea of Death By Kellog’s Corn Flakes. πŸ˜‚

      No doubt you’ll be switching your brand of breakfast cereal. πŸ˜…

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