The Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria In London

November 14, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Both Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol had been called to the Scotland Yard offices in London by Inspector Depp (no relation as far as he knew to Johnny) of Scotland Yard.

They were asked to come question a suspect.

The man who was with the suspect when she was arrested -undersea explorer Louis Alphonse Cousteau (a great nephew of famed 20th Century undersea explorer Jacques Yves Cousteau) claimed the woman was 3000 years old (even though she didn’t look a day over 24) and had recently been brought back from the dead after being found in a waterproof glass coffin in the sunken city of Mu on the sunken continent of Lemuria which he said he had recently found at the bottom of the South Pacific Ocean.

Louis Alphonse Cousteau was currently undergoing psychiatric assessment by famous Welsh psychiatrist Morgana Jones who had her offices in London.

The woman who claimed to be the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria had so far put 20 policemen in hospital when they had gone into the interrogation room to question her.

Rather than going in to interrogate her himself, Inspector Depp (a man once described by Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister the noted London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes as the 21st Century Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard) had bravely phoned Van Helsing and Whitstable and bravely suggested they come down and interrogate her.

While looking through the glass at the Dragon Warrioress in the interrogation room, Van Helsing asked Depp, “What’s she been charged with?”.

“Assaulting a Member of Parliament,” was Depp’s reply.

Van Helsing noticed the dress she was wearing in the mug shot after she had been arrested (and the same dress she was currently wearing in the interrogation room) and asked, “And that Member of Parliament wouldn’t have been one Renfield R. Renfield by any chance?”.

“My God, Van Helsing, how could you possibly know…” Depp was astounded.

Van Helsing interrupted, “And I suppose the reason for the assault was that Renfield approached her and asked her out on a date?”.

“Your methods of deduction always amaze me, Van Helsing,” the Inspector was flabbergasted.

“Elementary, my dear Watson… I mean… my dear Depp,” Van Helsing replied.

Whitstable looked at the Dragon Warrioress through the glass into the interrogation room.

“Well, Dracul,” Whitstable asked, “who’s going in?”

Van Helsing followed Peter Whitstable’s gaze and looked at the Dragon Warrioress Princess behind the glass.

Van Helsing lit himself a cigarette and in a calm voice replied,

“I’m going in.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 14th


  1. George F. said,

    Yea, I’d go in too!! I love the calmness of lighting the cigarette…I’m going to have to use that behavior more often for my characters. It sends such a signal…and your photo is exquisite once again. Like in the movie with Sharon Stone….your humor is a great way to start my day Dracul!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it was funny I really didn’t feel like writing anything last night.

      I was sick in bed most of the day yesterday after encountering too many of Justin Trudeau’s pot smoking client assholes and repulsively ugly looking biological offspring of Dionysus and fat cow walruses of the Bow and Elbow Rivers the day before.

      Then an hour before bedtime, I came across this photo of this steamy sultry sexy looking Asian Dragon Sister in Sharon Stone like pose and I was so inspired by it that I wrote this entire chapter in just 40 minutes and posted it a few minutes before my normal bedtime of midnight.

  2. George F. said,

    Now I want to light a cigarette gazing upon such a sexy silhouette with the suggestion of pure ecstasy hidden beneath the shadows…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s exactly the effect I wanted my readers to feel in this chapter, George.

      Glad to hear I accomplished it. πŸ˜ƒ

      • George F. said,

        I think my characters will be doing a lot more smoking. I love the “noir”–ness” of it, like an old black and white or a Raymond Chandler novel. Bogart and Bacall come to mind. Unhealthy? Yes. But ingrained in our collective psyche.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The other part of this chapter was in fact influenced by my love for 1940s Film Noir movies and Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe stories.

        The film noir femme fatale black and white photo of the mini dress Asian Dragon Sister in Sharon Stone pose was what brought on the “Noir-ness” of the chapter and Van Helsing calmly lighting a cigarette in Chandleresque fashion.

        I’ve always visualized Dracul Van Helsing as a combination of Sherlock Holmes, Philip Marlowe and James Bond (a la Sean Connery).

        Hence his ability to make amazing deductions (like Sherlock Holmes).

        His knightly chivalrous style and attraction to lovely sensuous femmes fatale (like Chandler’s Philip Marlowe).

        His debonair manner combined with sexual addiction (like James Bond a la Sean Connery).

      • George F. said,

        You’ve got the characters down perfectly and it really comes through in your writing. I’ve got to practice this…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Search for Film Noir full movies on YouTube.

        Two movies I’d highly recommend are Scarlet Street (1945) with Edward G. Robinson and Joan Bennett as well as Hangover Square (1945) with Laird Cregar and Linda Darnell.

        Both those firms will give you that intense Film Noir feel.

      • George F. said,

        I am here to learn.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Also search for Philip Marlowe TV series full episodes on YouTube.

        There was a Canadian made HBO series on television that was made back in the mid to late 1980s about Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe.

        It definitely has that original Chandleresque feel to it.

        One episode I’d highly recommend is Pickup On Noon Street which has actress Robin Givens (who was briefly married to boxer Mike Tyson) in it.

        In addition to being an excellent episode, the classy sensual elegant dresses that Robin Givens wears in the film is enough to send one into a paroxysm of masturbation from which one might never recover.

        I know I still haven’t recovered from it.

        Plus just listening to the background theme music in each episode definitely puts one in a Chandleresque film noir style mood.

      • George F. said,

        Damn, sounds dangerous, but will do!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


      • George F. said,

        New post up in five minutes…

  3. indianeskitchen said,

    That photo is amazing!!! Nice one!

  4. Tanya said,

    Very interesting Count, Dragon Warrioress Princess seems like one hell of a woman. Last lines are quite evocative esp the mention of cigarette and a dragon warrioress!

  5. Hyperion said,

    Now this is the stuff you want 400 pages to read. Being intimately knowledgeable of the Dragon Sisters, their lives and myths, as well as a Dragon Master, I would definitely go in and welcome Lenora back. We would then plot to take over the world. The first stop in our conquest would be the Whitehouse and enlist Mrs. Goo and her Daughter. The Goo, would abdicate his flushing throne and retire to a back room in the city of the lost continent of Lemuria followed by Pootin, Xi, Rocket Crotch, and on until there would be no malevolent leaders left. Then, Lemuria would be the Queen of a host of Princesses in every country all of one mind, to rule the world with an iron fist and soft breasts. Eventually, Pan Goatee could retire. Dracul and Renfield could finally live the decadent playboy life they always wanted and Michelangelo would go blind from too much lobster lolly whacking. I just realized, I’m a freakin prophet. πŸ€ͺπŸ™ŠπŸ™‰πŸ™ˆ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      And Simon and Garfunkel sing,

      “And the words of the Prophet are written on the Dracul blog comment walls…”

      • Hyperion said,

        and the Dragon’s balls where there will be no silence until the burning stops.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Burnt red amongst the toupee monkey mops.

  6. David Redpath said,

    God go with you, Dracul.
    That dress would leave
    the stoutest of men …
    a quivering mess!

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