International Goddesses and International Intrigue In Berlin November 1938

November 20, 2018 at 10:51 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The London based multimillionaire businessman ancient Egyptian vampire Set was spending the Feast Day of Saint Edmund King and Martyr (an early medieval king of East Anglia who was slain by Vikings in 869 AD) in Berlin, Germany.

After a dinner meeting with the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler and the highest ranking members of his government, Set returned to his hotel room.

There sitting on top of the piano in his room was the Norse Germanic goddess Freya wearing an evening dress:

After leaving the dinner party, SS head Heinrich Himmler returned to his room.

He was embarrassed that Der Fuhrer had spent time showing the London businessman photos of Finns raking leaves in the forest near Der Fuhrer’s Bavarian chalet The Berghof at the Berchtesgaden.

A Berlin tarot card reader had told Der Fuhrer that Finns raking leaves in the forest was good for preventing forest fires.

Himmler felt embarrassed to tell Der Fuhrer that the tarot card reader and her pet red spider monkey as well as her wigmaker had just been arrested by the SS for being frauds.

As he opened the door to his bedroom, there sitting on his bed was the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet:

Hitler walked back to his bedroom.

He figured that he had had quite a successful meeting with London businessman Sol Invictus Set.

Der Furher thought Set would make an excellent Prime Minister for Britain when he had incorporated that island kingdom into his Reich four or five years down the road.

As Hitler opened the door, he was surprised to see a lovely girl waiting for him on the bed:

The girl was Set’s niece Sekhmeta (the lion goddess Sekhmet disguised as a teen-aged girl supposedly descended from Set’s nephew Horus).

Unbeknownst to both Hitler and Set, the girl was a spy for British MP Winston Churchill.

Hitler’s architect Albert Speer was finishing up in his office for the day.

He was walking through the lobby of the building where he worked when he encountered this woman:

The woman was the ancient Persian goddess Anahita.

“Herr Speer,” the Persian goddess addressed him as a tarot card reader, a red spider monkey and a wigmaker were lead out of the building in handcuffs by the SS, “if you would really like to become a speer of destiny like Longinus’ that pierced the side of Christ, how would you like to know the secret of making life like statues that would actually come to life in Der Fuhrer’s future New Berlin of Germania?.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 20th
2018.

21 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Those NAZI party members were known for their wild parties, just ask the Munich Beirhalle men’s restroom cleaning lady. 🤭

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      They vomited forth many of their ideas after these parties.

      • Hyperion said,

        Very true. I went to that same beirhalle and partook of the ancient ritual of quaffing a liter mug of excellent Bavarian Beer. When I visited the restroom in the basement there were what looked like large bowled urinals with handles on both sides. I thought how excellent an idea to avoid falling. But, it was pointed out that one grasps the handles and blows chicken and bread bits into the bowl, flush, and go back upstairs to reload. Those Germans knew a thing or two about getting snot slinging, knee wobbling, commode hugging drunk. Ein Zwei Prost dochmal!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A Germanic take on those old Roman vomitoriums.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, I’m sure ye olde barbarian was really impressed with the Roman sophistication of blowing grits in a drunken stupor.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that probably explains why barbarians were lining up to join the Imperial Roman Army.

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaa haaaa haaaa! Mostly, they fought them and eventually joined them. It was those damn youngsters with their upstart ideologies that put the ax to the lovely hedonistic imperialism of Rome. Dang it! Just think of the awesome debauchery we would be enjoying if those barbarians had understood a good bare naked wine fest when they saw one.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And of course all the liberal Democrats want to bring back those days of drunkenness and debauchery again all the while claiming to be against sexism and racism and for a just society.

        Hypocrite, thy name is Ghost of Sen. Teddy Kennedy.

        As for poor Mary Jo Kopechne, she was just water under the bridge as far as the aforementioned ghost was concerned.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yep, the Kennedy boys left dead girls under every tree or bridge and only one or two of them ever went to trial. Makes you wonder if a deal with the Devil wasn’t struck long ago by the old man.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, no doubt it happened on a night when old Joe Sr. was helping himself to a Swanson meat dinner in the bedroom while shouting, “Gloria hallelujah!”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yep, and ole Joe was drinking that good ole rye whisky he snuck across from Canada while cutting it with battery acid for his bootleg customers.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        All the while plotting to get 17-year-old Eunice Alice Pringle to accuse rival movie theatre chain owner Alexander Pantages of rape so he could buy the latter’s movie theatre chain at bargain basement prices.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes indeed, that’s how the gangsters did business in the old days and we liked it so well we put them on Capitol Hill to run the country the same way.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And the ghost of Claude Rains in character as Captain Louis Renault from Casablanca sarcastically remarked, “I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you that a Democrat would falsely accuse a man of rape.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Sadly, Icarus has fallen a long way since he adopted a democratic point of view.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes one should avoid putting too much wax on one’s wings or one burns like a moth in a candle flame.

        If Zeus were to run in American politics, he’d choose to run as a Democrat because then his rapes and sexual harrasments would be defended by liberals, feminists and the Hillarybeast (who’d attribute the reports to a vast right wing conspiracy).

        If he was a Republican of course, his name would be mentioned in millions of #MeToo tweets around the world and his name would be shouted in the air waves nightly on CNN News and he’d be vilified daily in the pages of The New York Times and The Washington Post.

      • Hyperion said,

        I agree Chris. What saddens me is too many liars with agendas have stolen the spotlight and discredited women who truly have endured horrific treatment from so called public untouchables too big to bring down. The liberal agenda seems that there is no depth of disgrace they will stoop to in order to further a disasterous agenda. But on the other side the Republicans appear weak and paralyzed unable to exert even a fake sense of leadership, honor, and public integrity. It’s the perverts versus the sick, lame, and lazy. Only Set, the wealthy ancient Egyptian vampire, and his crew of genetically modified heroes can save us now.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true, Daniel.

        All that prevents the world from falling into the full savagery of barbarism and decadence combined is Set and Co.

      • Hyperion said,

        I would sign up for Set’s campaign to become emperor of the world. Renfield already has the UK taken care of.

  2. David Redpath said,

    “Nazis cluster to me like moths around a flame
    And if their wings burn,
    I know I’m not to blame
    Falling in love again
    Never wanted to
    What am I to do?
    . . . Can’t help it”
    ~ Marlene Dietrich

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