More International Intrigue With International Goddesses In Berlin November 1938

November 21, 2018 at 11:57 pm (Entertainment, Espionage, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

The Norse Valkyrie Kara being accosted by the London based multimillionaire ancient Egyptian vampire businessman Set on a Berlin street in November 1938

Outside the Berlin hotel room of the ancient Egyptian vampire Sol Invictus Set, Thor the Norse god of thunder watched in horror as the Norse goddess Freya tried to talk Set out of supporting Hitler.

Thor saw Set leave the hotel and go strolling through the streets of Berlin deep in thought.

Thor dropped his hammer Mjolnir on his big toe, cursed and realized he better do something quick.

What would his fellow beer drinking buddies and fellow deities Ares (the Greek god of war) and Morrigan (the Celtic goddess of war) say if the best laid plans of gods and goddesses (for war) went astray like the best laid plans of mice and men?

As Thor sat rubbing his toe and pondering his dilemma, a mouse ran down the street chasing a piece of cheese (being blown by the wind) and the cheese wound up under the kilt of a visiting Scottish bagpiper who was playing the song Auld Lang Syne on his bagpipes.

Thor decided to send the Valkyrie Kara in Set’s direction and seduce Set back into following Hitler.

Kara stepped from a cab on to the sidewalk right in front of Set and as Thor suspected he would, Set followed the swaying skirt of the seductive femme fatale Valkyrie Kara down the street.

Kara stopped on the steps of her apartment building and waited for Sol Invictus Set to catch up.

He approached the steps and looked at her longingly like a long lost puppy:

“Well, Mr. Sol Invictus Set,” Kara spoke in a sultry sensuous voice, “How would you like to come up to my place and I’ll show you my war plans and battle etchings?”.

Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler much to his personal embarrassment had a little trouble getting up to speed in the presence of Set’s niece Sekhmeta (who was really the Egyptian lion goddess Sekhmet as a Churchillian spy in disguise).

But such is the inherent personal shortcomings of many world leaders who try to make their country great again.

Sekhmeta suggested going down to the Doctor Faustus Cabaret where many of the top Nazi scientists hung out after hours.

Hitler agreed.

When they got there, Sekhmeta went backstage, put on a costume and performed on stage much to the delight of Der Fuhrer and the top Nazi scientists:

Franz Kohler of the Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau of the SS was standing in a Berlin art gallery looking at a painting of the Persian goddess Anahita:

“That painting looks like a combination of being both from the past and the future at the same time,” Franz Kohler thought to himself, “And that statue of a celestial entity behind the goddess Anahita seems to be actually coming to life.”

The next day Sekhmeta boarded a private plane at a private airport in Berlin:

She was carrying in her suitcase all the Nazi flying saucer plans she had obtained from drunken Nazi scientists.

Sekhmeta’s theft of the plans would set the Nazi flying saucer program back by several years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 21st


  1. Tanya said,

    Man your writing is brilliant only thing is one should know history, current affairs, Greek mythology by heart ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ I donโ€™t know how you do it ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I don’t know how I do it either, Tanya.

      The past 8 years I’ve seemed to inherited my father’s ability for both analysis and synthesis of various academic disciplines across the board.

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  3. George F. said,

    I knew the Nazi’s were behind flying saucers! I knew it! Thanks for confirming…and as always, I love your Persian Goddesses! (What did your Dad do…journalist also?)

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I always believed the Nazis were behind flying saucers as well.

      Yes, Persian goddesses were absolutely out of this world in both beauty and intelligence.

      Iran should go back to following Persian goddesses instead of the despotic Ayatollahs who wish Iran was a medieval Shia version of medieval Sunni Saudi Arabia.

      My dad was a school teacher.

      During his 35 year teaching career he taught all grades from 1 to 12.

      His very first school he taught was a one room schoolhouse on the prairie that you often see in those old western movies.

      Of course his last schools were full of modern science labs and equipment,

      My dad’s specialty was as a science, math and social studies (the subjects that used to be called History and Geography in the old previous 1960s educational curriculum) teacher.

      One of the schools he taught at – a junior high school- still has the hole in the ceiling from the rocket he built and launched with the student members of the School Rocketry Club he mentored.

      While my dad did show he could build a rocket that could soar 1000 feet into the air, the principal wasn’t too impressed with the hole in the ceiling and recommended from now on, the rocket club should hold their meetings outside.

      Among the students he taught were future astrophysicist Paul Hickson (who designed the liquid mercury telescope at one of the famous astronomical observatories in California – I forget which one- I know there’s a Mount Palomar but there’s another one that is famous as well)- he was one of the students involved in my dad’s 1st rocket launch success that the principal did not consider a success.

      Another student he taught was future vertebrate paleontologist Dr. Michael Caldwell who found the skeleton of a prehistoric snake with legs in Israel.

      My dad did write as well

      He wrote short stories for Western pulp and Science-Fiction pulp magazines back in the early 1950s.

      And he was halfway through writing the 2nd volume of a 3 volume History of Western Canada when he died.

      He also was an artist painting oil paintings and watercolours.

      • George F. said,

        Impressive, indeed Dracul…Impressive. Thanks for sharing.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re welcome, George.

        A lot of people tend to forget the important role a first rate school teacher plays in society.

      • George F. said,

        New post up. Asking for input. Cya there.

  4. David Redpath said,

    Sincethe the multimillionaire
    ancient Egyptian vampire
    businessman obviously has
    a proclivity for persian carpet,
    perhaps Thor should’ve sent
    Anahita, the Persian goddess
    of war, to dissuade and spank
    Set? Since she is also the
    Persian goddess of fertility,
    how could he resist?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      And she could have raised a little mitra who was daughter of Set establishing the metric system before its time (Not the way Paul Masson sells his wines).

      Of course a Persian female Saviour Mitra, if you’re going to have to appeal to a bunch of macho Roman soldiers, you’ll have to transgender her and make a man out of her- an unconquered sun- Sol Invictus- and call him Mithras.

      All these people who say that Christianity swiped its mythos from Persian Mithraism- the Apostles and Evangelists would have had to write a Gospel equivalent of the Ariana Grande video God Is A Woman since in Persian Mithraism, Mitra was a goddess-saviour figure not a god-saviour figure.

      Mitra only became masculine and became Mithras in the Mithraism of the Roman Army.

      • David Redpath said,

        As Hermaphroditos, has
        something for everbody!
        Even the Knights Templar
        (but Baphomet may get
        a bit jealous!).
        Ancient Greece, being the
        cradle western democratic
        civilization, and transgender
        politics, is as polytheism in
        a souvlaki for me. Always
        remember, Zeus hates Hommus,
        but loves Tzatziki !

  5. David Redpath said,

    I know it’s very unusual
    for a Greek diety to dislike
    Himmus, as they are usually
    into that sort of thing, but
    Zeus also hates Tabouli.
    And that goes double
    for the Roman Army.

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