Labour Disruption and Strike At Set Enterprises

November 24, 2018 at 11:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Science, Science-Fiction, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Last night, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on his way to the Set Enterprises laboratory to receive a vision from Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster that was intended for his eyes only.

However due to a traffic delay caused by an extremely idiotic driver and the subsequent shooting of that extremely idiotic driver, Renfield was late getting to the Set Enterprises laboratory.

The site was now called Set Enterprises Laboratories and Rug Emporium (as Renfield’s former boss the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had now gone into business with the Persian goddess Anahita to sell Persian rugs together).

They had hired Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria (who had first met and made out in a police interrogation room at Scotland Yard) to demonstrate how easy it was to hold tantric sex couplings on Persian rugs thus increasing the popularity of sales.

However once Renfield got to the Laboratory and Rug Emporium, the union of Persian rug employees and workers were now on strike after smoking and inhaling Canadian recreational cannabis that had been smuggled aboard a Canadian Federal Government commissioned Air Canada flight from Ottawa to London.

The rug emporium employees were now on strike demanding higher wages so they could buy higher doses of cannabis laced products so they could go on higher trips.

Their picket lines were now surrounding the Set Enterprises building and they weren’t letting anybody in.

Renfield decided it wouldn’t be a good idea to reach under his raincoat and grab his semi-automatic weapon and blow the whole lot of them to kingdom come for two reasons:

Firstly, any tourists present might think they were no longer in London but some locale in the United States and Trump would soon be tweeting his thoughts and prayers to them while not standing up to the narcissistic jackals and jackasses in the NRA who were against any form of gun control (save for a brief period in the 1960s when it became apparent that members of the Black Panthers were buying large amounts of weapons and the NRA were screaming for the government to do something and impose some form of government control over gun purchases but the memory of that brief period the current NRA leadership and membership sought to erase from most History textbooks).

Secondly, Renfield did not want to alienate any potential British Labour Party voter who might be inclined to vote for his British Transhumanist Party (Renfieldian Transhumanism was not your Ray Kurzweil Google brand of Transhumanism or Jeff Bezos Amazon brand of Transhumanism but as the ghost of the late Prague Spring of 1968 Czechoslovakian leader Alexander Dubcek called it, “Transhumanism with a human face.”).

Since the striking rug employees were higher than a kite, Renfield used his new Dr. Cadbury Rocher Cosmos brand Smart Phone to put in a call to the Niburuan ET gray Gali-Gula.

The ET gray Gali-Gula arrived in his UFO Flying Saucer and walked out to speak to the striking workers.

In the platinum plated metallic iron gloves on his hands he carried the marijuana pot smoking desert cactus plant named Strawberry Fields Forever.

Strawberry Fields Forever’s normal habitat was the greenhouse of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in Ottawa where the Prime Minister (who had picked up the Prince of Wales’ habit of talking to plants) would go and chat with the cannabis pot smoking cactus plant and inhale the plant’s exhaled smoke as he did so.

Then Justin could truthfully tell the Canadian news media that his lips never touched a marijuana cigarette.

Renfield looked at his watch.

He was late for a hot tub appointment with some of Japan’s top female porn stars who were currently visiting Britain.

Renfield decided he’d leave it to the Niburuan mediator the ET gray Gali-Gula to end the strike.

Michelangelo’s vision for Renfield’s eyes only would have to wait for another day.

His vision of Japanese lady porn stars in a hot tub for his eyes only were far more important.

He left.

The ET gray Gali-Gula told the crowd that his ET gray body was in fact possessed by the spirit of the ancient earthling Roman Emperor Caligula and they could only see him if they inhaled pot smoke.

The crowd was not impressed and still refused to swear off pot smoking.

Gali-Gula said, “I’ll show you the hazards of excessive pot smoking and inhalation.”

He once again picked up the pot smoking desert cactus plant Strawberry Fields Forever in his platinum plated metallic iron gloved hands.

“Show them the aftereffects of excessive pot smoking and inhalation,” Gali-Gula addressed Strawberry Fields Forever.

The pot smoking cactus plant then started hiccoughing and sneezing cactus needles in the strikers’ direction.

The strikers still refused to swear off pot smoking.

“Desperate times require desperate measures,” Gali-Gula did his best voice impersonation of Sir Winston Churchill while speaking to Strawberry Fields Forever.

“And now for something completely different,” Gali-Gula spoke to the crowd while impersonating the voice of the Monty Python TV show announcer, “And far more drastic. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau doing a naked phallic impersonation of Donald Trump.”

Justin Trudeau had ingested Dr. Cadbury Rocher designed Reverse Viagra tablets a few hours before so his phallus would be the right size for doing a Donald Trump impersonation.

The holographic image of Justin Trudeau doing a Donald Trump phallic impersonation was astral projected from Ottawa to London.

He had a special guest to help him in his performance.

The image of a naked Justin Trudeau doing a Donald Trump phallic impersonation and doing a lap dance in the naked lap of a totally nude possible future House speaker Nancy Pelosi was an image far too horrifying for even an H.P. Lovecraft to conceive.

It was also an image far too horrifying for the striking employees of Set Enterprises Rug Emporium to receive.

They swore off pot smoking and cannabis inhalation for life.

The strike ended.

Gali-Gula had saved the day and the night.

And PTSD therapists would be receiving a multitude of clients the next day.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday November 24th
2018.

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22 Comments

  1. Tanya said,

    Interesting , Justin Trudeau is a weird character, he can someday stoop to impersonate crazy Trump. Strange leaders that we Bhabi in high side of borders gosh! One politically too wrong and other politically tooooo right!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s very well put, Tanya. πŸ˜‚

      • Tanya said,

        Yes one doesn’t want any refugees to come in other wants only refugees to come in. People like me can’t come to the country coz apparently we are too educated and are not in war πŸ˜¬πŸ€”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it’s very unfair, Tanya.

        One of my roommates in the house where I rent a room is a medical doctor from Iran.

        Yet, even though he studied at some of the most prestigious medical schools in the world, his degree isn’t recognized here in Canada because it isn’t from a Canadian university.

        So he works as a house painter.

        Even though there’s a shortage of qualified doctors in Canada.

      • Tanya said,

        That’s really sad, his skills getting wasted like that! although I am very stable in my life and I don’t wish any citizenship or benefits,of any country I’ve everything infact much more than many out there. But the point I wanted to make is being too politically correct or pologically wrong yield same results! Isn’t? Why invite people over if they only have to do menial jobs?? And I have known while working many years in middle-east some people being given asylum without being checked thoroughly and those like your room-mate a doctor made to work a menial job despite being a doctor!! 😬

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it seems like the purpose of government bureaucracy everywhere is always to make the wrong decision in any given area at always the wrong time and in the wrong place.

      • Tanya said,

        Absolutely and few deserving suffer in every country, in every culture !

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.😐

      • Tanya said,

        😒

  2. Hyperion said,

    Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaa haaaaa! I was rolling on the floor at tantric sex to sell rugs, but the strike breaker caused me to break down in screen obliterating nose chortles. Dude! This is hilarious stuff. Your comedic delivery is naughty and magic mushroom cleaner necessary good stuff. You really have been nailing it lately as opposed to getting nailed everytime you bend over to tie your shoes. I hope this is a sign of a Karmic shift to good times ahead.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Daniel. πŸ˜ƒ

      Glad to hear I have people rolling on the floor, rolling on their rugs and rock and roll going on all over the place. πŸ˜‚

      And a nose chortling good time being held by all so that Sherry will be able to pay her magic mushroom pickers a whopping Christmas bonus this year. πŸ˜πŸŽ…

      Yes, perhaps tantric sex with a Dragon Warrioress Princess is a definite sign of a Karmic shift to good times ahead.

      As my old driving instructor used to say, “When you’ve finished playing with your gear shift, always make sure your shift is in the right spot for optimum performance.”

      • Hyperion said,

        LMAO! πŸ˜‚. Your driving instructor was a wise man. I see the universal truth in his wisdom. Parking in the right spot with the shifter in the proper position is important to avoid unpleasantries.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And it’s a wisdom appropriate for relationships as well.

        As Renfield might put it so succinctly and politically incorrectly, “Putting your dick in the right hole allows for a lifetime of happiness as opposed to a lifetime of alimony.”

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s true. Being selective and faithful is the path to Nirvana. Being non-selective and unfaithful is the path to the freezer in the garage to reside as a frozen cubed fool.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’ve obviously watched a few Japanese J-horror films where that generally actually happens to the unfaithful husband in the film. πŸ˜‚

        That’s why if you’re visiting Japan at Christmas and the attractive Japanese Dragon Sister asks you to bring the frozen turkey out of the freezer, you better clarify what turkey she is referring to. πŸ˜…

      • Hyperion said,

        You know well the care one must take when selecting fine cuts of beef from the freezer. The rump roast is best left behind.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And then of course there’s the Trump roast that’s best left behind as well. Or maybe right behind in Trump’s case.

        I often thought it might be a good idea to send Melania a few J-horror movie videos as a Christmas present to give her a few ideas for the holidays.

        I wonder after the GOOs disappearance if the Secret Service and the FBI will ever think of looking in the White House freezer for signs of an unpardoned turkey.

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaa haaaa! The Trumprump has been roasted so many times its really just beef jerk now. Oh, the chewy GOO of it all!

  3. David Redpath said,

    Dracul, please thank Canadian
    Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
    for the cutting from Strawberry
    Fields Forever. I’m happy to
    announce the proporgation
    of twins ☺!
    Octopi Garden, and his left leaning
    sister, Octopi Wall Street.
    I do need to purchase a persian
    rug to cover a rather large
    crater in my lounge room πŸ”₯
    Babylon Ho, that Transmortal
    with a human face, came down,
    and up, my chimney last night πŸŒ™
    in a communist red onesie,
    asking me to fill her stocking, and insisting I scream,
    “Oh, Ho … Ho … Ho!”
    Afterwards, I suggested she
    had come four weeks too early,
    but not a minute too soon.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO ! x infinity. πŸ˜…

      Congratulations on the birth of twins and helping Babylon Ho to fill her stockings.

      She was definitely coming down the chimney tonight.πŸ˜‚

      • David Redpath said,

        I think the fumes being emitted
        by the Octopi Herb Garden
        cacti twins attracted Babylon Ho
        to my humble chimney stack!?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think you’re probably right, David. πŸ˜‚

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