Renfield On Kerch, Crimea and The Sea of Azov: Let’s Get This Strait

November 26, 2018 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was currently consulting with the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill and Orson Welles and the Ukrainian vampiress Inna Hukulak to lead a commando raid of British Army Gurkhas on the Russian Navy at the Strait of Kerch to rescue two Ukrainian Navy gunboats The Nikopol and The Berdyansk and a Ukrainian Navy tug and 30 Ukrainian sailors who were seized by the Russian Navy yesterday,

In Kiev, Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko declared martial law in Ukraine for 30 days in order to put the country on a full war footing.

Donald Trump as usual was busy dithering and tweeting about “immigrants on the U.S-Mexico border” in the midst of yet another major international crisis.

He was also trying to make up in his own mind who was the nicer guy- Russian President Vladimir Putin or Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.

On November 25th, Russian Spetznatz commandos of the Russian Navy seized the Ukrainian gunboats and the tug wounding half a dozen Ukrainian Navy sailors in the process.

Russia had used a Russian ship under the recently completed Kerch Bridge to illegally block passage to Ukrainian ships seeking to enter the Strait to access the Sea of Azov.

The Ukrainian Navy vessels had gone to ask the ship to stop blocking the entrance when they were fired upon by Russian Navy ships and then deliberately rammed.

Renfield and the Gurkas would be sailing on the Dr. Cadbury Rocher designed submarine The Amphitrite II to the Kerch Strait to rescue the Ukrainian Navy ships and sailors.

The Amphitrite II was invisible to both radar and sonar.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s original submarine of this design The Amphitrite I and its crew disappeared on its maiden test.

Although a computer at the CERN Large Hadron Collidor had picked up the fact that The Amphitrite I had wound up at the U.S. Navy shipyard in Philadelphia on October 28th 1943 where it slammed into the U.S. Navy destroyer escort The USS Eldridge.

The meeting between the four in Renfield’s office came to an end when the ghost of Orson Welles received an emergency Hermes transmitted telegram from the ghost of Nikola Tesla in the underworld realm of Hades.

Meanwhile outside the Westminster Houses of Parliament, the Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the Russian FSB was waiting to assassinate Renfield.

It was while she waited for Renfield on the park bench that Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing spotted her.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 26th


  1. George F. said,

    Well, if I had to be assassinated, she could do it. And Trump, I think, was working on an intentional crisis, not an international one. Just sayin’

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think that’s a nice summing up of Trump in any crisis.

      • George F. said,

        What’s amazing is how people’s consciousness are actually influenced by what he says and what’s on the media. He’s created his own–our own drama. Corporations just received billions in tax breaks, the largest in history. Our defense budget is 719 billion, the largest in peace time history. And we’re tear gassing women and children at the border. Seems a tad Orwellian.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very much so.

        I replied more fully but once again the idiotic gremlins at WordPress sought fit to put my reply several comments down below.

  2. ortensia said,

    I so missed drinking my morning coffee reading the adventures of some good old vampiress😍

  3. Hyperion said,

    Very good Chris. We take a different tac on the international events. Great suspense as we pause in the building storm. A Russian vampiress plans to lure Renfield into a hot tub where she intends to bang his bones until he expires. How will Renfield survive unless he takes a bottle of viagra and gives as good as he gets. But, to the rescue is Dracul Van Helsing. Oh the tension is supreme as Ukraine’s future hangs in the balance. I suspect the GOO will send a cruise tweet directly to his vampiress banging buddy Vlad Pootin and request a golden moment with Svetlana before she is wrecked on the rocky shores of lust attempting to do her duty.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you’ve foreseen the upcoming plot in my novel quite well, Daniel. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        I’ve developed your prescience abilities simply by hanging out with you. I had an interesting prescient thought as I prepare to ship out a second attempt at iPhone recharging. You can use your iPhone cable with your tablet charger. Just hook up the usb slot on the charger with the usb slot on the iPhone cable and charge away.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You mean I could charge my iPhone by plugging it into my tablet somehow?

      • Hyperion said,

        Plug your iphone cable into the tablet charger and charge your iphone the same as before. You must use your iphone cable because the tablet cable doesn’t fit the iphone. I do it all the time.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll see if Ī can do that.

      • Hyperion said,

        It should work with the greatest of ease as long as you don’t use the wrong end of the cable in the right end of the charger. Then of course your connection would be transgendered and the whole plugging in part would be a bit difficult.

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Yes, very much so, George my friend.

    From my study of the Weimar Republic and the early days of the Third Reich, it seems to me whatever gripped the consciousness of the German people in the 1920s and 1930s is gripping the consciousness of the American people today- in all aspects- from the anarchists and Marxists on the left to the Nazis and Master Racists on the right.

    • George F. said,

      You are so correct…why it’s not painfully obvious to everyone is beyond me. “..doomed to repeat it…” etc.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes as another George, George Santayana said, “Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.”

  5. David Redpath said,

    In Trumpville, ‘Nice Guys’
    come first … or prematurely
    as Stormy Daniels would say.

  6. David Redpath said,

    Dracul, does Dr. Cadbury Rocher
    have questions to answer
    … in Spanish?
    I’ve been privy to the final
    communications from the
    ill fated Argentinian submarine,
    ARA San Juan. It would seem
    the periscope was severly damaged
    by some ‘large undetectable
    causing a catastrophic
    irreparable leak. Subsequently
    the vessel then sunk to the

    bottom of the Patagonian trench!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I don’t know if Dr. Cadbury Rocher was responsible for the San Juan catastrophe or not.

      • David Redpath said,

        “Don’t cry for me, Argentina”
        ~ Maggie Thatcher 😢

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ah yes, old Maggie Thatcher.

        The General Belgrano was another one of her casualties.

      • David Redpath said,

        But those Falklands sheep
        farmers can sleep can sleep
        easy tonight. So can the sheep 🐑.

  7. George F. said,

    Dracul! New post up! Cya there!

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