The Irish Celtic Goddess Morrigan In Ukraine On Saint Andrew’s Day

November 30, 2018 at 11:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Poetry, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )


The Irish Celtic Goddess Morrigan In Ukraine On Saint Andrew’s Day

The Irish Celtic Goddess Morrigan awaited war
War between Russia and Ukraine
The Celtic goddess of War stood there
Alongside Ares the Greek god of war
And Thor the Norse god of thunder

They stood in the woods not far from Voronkiv
the village home to Metropolitan Pavel
Of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church
Of the Patriarchate of Moscow
The home was being raided by the SBU
(Ukraine’s state security service)
Accusing Metropolitan Pavel of inciting religious hostility
Because he criticized Patriarch Filaret of the Kiev Patriarchate
Of the newly autocephalous Ukrainian Orthodox Church
Recently recognized by the Patriarch of Constantinople

But Metropolitan Pavel was not at his home in Voronkiv
He was at Kiev-Pechersk Lavra Monastery
Where he was the Father-Superior
Kiev-Pechersk Lavra Monastery the monastery of the caves
The caves which held perfectly preserved bodies of monastic saints
Whose fame was known throughout the entire Czarist Russian Empire
And as such inspired Lenin to have his body preserved in Moscow after death (and after founding the USSR)
to compete with Kiev-Pechersk Lavra Monastery
to show that Marx and Lenin were gods superior to the Christian Holy Trinity
Yet Lenin’s preservation depended on 20th Century mummification techniques
whereas those of the saintly monks of Kiev-Pechersk Lavra monastery were supernaturally preserved

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith sent a succubus to the monastery

to seduce Pavel and prepare the way for war
Pavel asked for the intercession of Saint Nicholas II
(Russia’s last Czar who in the last few months of his life
had come to believe that Mary the Mother of Jesus
had indeed appeared at Fatima Portugal from May to October 1917
And had asked the Church and the world to pray
for the Consecration and conversion of Russia)
To pray in the Communion of Saints in Heaven
that he be given the strength to withstand
the temptation of the succubus

Meanwhile in the forest near Voronkiv
a black jaguar with silver eyes had attacked both Ares and Thor
Possessed of a mighty supernatural strength he wounded both these deities
Morrigan fled through the woods to escape the jaguar
She succeeded
The black jaguar was nowhere to be seen

Then she heard a forlorn howl
The Irish Celtic Goddess Morrigan turned her head

And there stood a white wolf with blue eyes
gazing at her
His eyes were hypnotic
Morrigan slowly took her dress off
And lay back in the autumn grasses of Ukraine
on Saint Andrew’s Day
The wolf turned into a handsome naked man
Who mounted her,

“Adonais Lupine!” The succubus in the chapel of the monastery shrieked

The best laid plans of Lilith and three ancient deities for war
Had seemingly gone astray.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 30th 2018.

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14 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    The plans of mice and men and now dieties of war are led astray by the visitations of succubus and incubus. Well, who has time for war when your dreams are being fulfilled with daemonic delights? I suspect lobster tanks are shattering across the land.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, this might be an ideal time to invest in lobster tank manufacturing since they’re needing to be replaced all the time.๐Ÿ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Itโ€™s a big problem in need of an economically sustainable solution.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, so it’s definitely not a job for either Donald Trump or the so-called “geniuses” who run General Motors.

        Barack O’ Bummer used taxpayers’ money to bail out General Motors and save the asses of GM executives (no doubt to the relief of Jesuit priests in the Detroit area) but as soon as they’re making huge profits again, what do they do?

        They turn around and lay off over 14,000 workers across North America.

        What’s good for General Motors is not good for the USA.

      • Hyperion said,

        Many knew this was exactly what would happen and raised a mighty stink to just let GM face the funeral dirge music and let the nature of capitalism takes its course. That money could definitely been used to much better effect elsewhere. Now, here we are, billions of dollars later at the same place we were before. The GOO is a bloviating Moron of Olympian proportions, but his intellect rating would soar well above that of the Dung Beetle if he lets GM flush itself down the venture capitalist toilet and let Pootin take over as CEO of the defunct organization and turn it into a vodka conglomerate. He could make blow proof lobster tanks on the side.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I think a vodka manufacturer could certainly make an excellent blow proof lobster tank on the side.

      • Hyperion said,

        It just makes sense because the vodka bottling facility has to have a blow proof tank for the vodka, it should work for psychic lobsters too.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Eureka!

        Common sense at work! โ˜บ

      • Hyperion said,

        Itโ€™s rare, I know. ๐Ÿ˜

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Like a steak in a vegan restaurant.

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaaa haaaa! I gotta remember that one.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†

  2. David Redpath said,

    It’s good to hear the Adonis
    is making goog use of his 6 month, furlough out of Hades.
    Persephone can be so clingy.

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