Reblog of More Devious than the Devil| حیله گرتراز شیطان

December 2, 2018 at 11:26 pm (Short stories, Short Story)

A great story written by an excellent storyteller and writer.

A Voice from Iran

A woman asked the Devil: “Do you see that man, the tailor?” and pointed to a small deprived shop.

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Devil said: “Yes.”

The woman said: “He loves his wife so much. Can you make him hate his wife?”

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Devil responded: “It would be very easy.”

The devil walked towards the shop. He tried many tricks on the tailor but couldn’t convince him to dislike his wife. He came back towards the woman and confessed that he is not able to deceive each and every human.

The woman said: “But a woman can.”

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She walked to the tailor’s shop, pointed to an expensive fabric and said: “Can I have two meters of this fine fabric? My son would like to buy a gift for his lover and asked me to help him.”

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The tailor cut two meters of the fabric and handed it to her. The woman walked towards the tailor’s…

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12 Comments

  1. Atul Depak said,

    Ya. She writes amazing and thought provoking stories

  2. Hyperion said,

    Ok, now I’m scared. Hopefully Pan Goatee will take care of the evil ones.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, we need Pan Goatee to take care of the evil ones.

      • Hyperion said,

        Thank the Jesuit assasin school in Quantico Virginia for helping bring in Pan to help out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ve just found out from Renfield R. Renfield that the Jesuit branch of the assassin school in Quantico Virginia isn’t the branch responsible for bringing in Pan Goatee.

        Rather it’s the Russian GRU and FSB infiltrators’ branch of the assassin school in Quantico Virginia (the same branch that is helping Robert Mueller in his investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. election which explains why the Mueller investigation is taking so long to find out anything).

        The Jesuits are in fact quite pissed off with Pan Goatee because the Jesuits have been using typical looking Calgary white women to serve as instructors in information orientation recruitment sessions at Jesuit seminaries.

        Those Jesuit seminaries that have been using typical looking Calgary white women as the instructors at information orientation recruitment sessions for the Jesuit priesthood have in fact incurred a 100% success rate in turning boys and young men from a heterosexual sexual orientation to a homosexual sexual orientation

        As far as the older Jesuit fruits and pansies are concerned, the more the sodomite merrier.

        So a fat ugly Calgary white blimp or a thin ugly Calgary white skeletal scarecrow are a Jesuit priest’s best friend in turning an altar boy or young seminarian gay and make them willing to bend over to help out an older Jesuit priest or bishop in need.

        In fact the usually merciful Pope Francis has issued a fatwa (death decree) stating that “whosoever bumpeth off Pan Goatee gets an automatic Get Out of Hell (even though it doesn’t exist) Free card”.

        Thus fat ugly Calgary white blimps and thin ugly Calgary anorexic skeletal scarecrows are in fact a Jesuit priest’s best friend at getting males to turn their sexual orientation from straight to gay.

        Pan Goatee is the enemy as far as the Jesuits are concerned.

        On the other hand, the GRU and FSB are quite happy to see Pan Goatee bumping off women who look like fat ugly Calgary white blimps and thin ugly Calgary anorexic white skeletal scarecrows as it stops the spread of homosexuality in North America.

        You don’t really see much homosexuality in Putin’s Russia as the vast majority of Russian women are quite beautiful (the same holds true for Africa and Asia).

        On the other hand thanks to New Age airhead Oprah Winfrey telling women in North America it’s perfectly okay to have high self esteem no matter what they personally look like, most North American women are airheadly going where the Calgary white female offspring of Loki, Dionysus and evening serenaded Bow and Elbow river walruses have unaesthetically gone before.

        Thus since white supremacism is making a comeback under the Trump Administration and you’ve got a majority male population that is still ostensibly straight , you can then inundate North America with beautiful looking Slavic white Russian women and Russia can then conquer North America in the bedroom rather than the battlefield.

        Pan Goatee is the best weapon the Russians can have in taking North America by stealth and stiletto and black silk pantyhose.

        He keeps the male population straight by getting rid of all the fat ugly blimps and thin ugly anorexic skeletal scarecrows.

        On the other hand, Pan Goatee is your average Jesuit priest’s worst enemy and worst nightmare.

        By slaying hideous repulsive and facially aesthetically challenged women, Goatee is preventing the Jesuits from changing the sexual orientation of altar boys and young seminarians from straight to gay.

        As Pope Francis remarked to American Jesuit priest Father James Martin in a paraphrase of a line from T. S. Eliot’s play Murder In The Cathedral, “Who shall rid me of this troublesome satyr?”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Lmao 😂!!! I seem to have fallen for the devilish misinformation from the Jesuit Facebook Action Groups (FAGs) I do admire the savvy Pootin shows in his conquering of North America in the bedroom instead of the battlefield. I’d be one to volunteer to fight this long fight with every Svetlana sent my way. I would eventually be domesticated and converted but that would be my fate regardless. As I approach my 100th birthday in the distant future, I’ll have the very best stories to tell how me and my proud prong fought the good fight. It was touch and go, back and forth, but always a suffering I could endure for my country. Thank you for clearing this up.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ROTFLMFAO ! 😂😅🌞🌂👐

        Tales told by the fireplace to your great grandsons and great great grandsons on Christmas Eve.

        Then they’ll go to bed with visions of Svetlanas in stockings dancing in their heads.

        And bags of Sherry’s Magic Mushroom laundry detergent will be hung by the chimney with care.

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s a lovely thought, isn’t it? 😜

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Merry Christmas to all! 🎅

        And to all, a good night. 👢

      • Hyperion said,

        That’s when the action starts. 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        😂😅

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