Morgana: Playing The Role of A Vampiress of The Lodge

December 11, 2018 at 11:56 pm (Arts, Culture, Entertainment, Espionage, Film, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, International Espionage, International Intrigue, love, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Welsh vampiress Morgana dressed in a Spanish style gypsy black dress raised her skirt and pressed a spiked stiletto high heeled shoe down on top of the vampire hunter’s chest.

The pair were in a parkade in London, England and Morgana was about to show the Canadian underneath her feet that her shoes, like Nancy Sinatra’s boots in that old 1960s song, were meant for walking.

And they were going to walk all over him.

“Van Helsing,” she said, “we have ways of making you join the Illuminati.”

She then brought her paddle down… and down… and down.

“Cut,” the voice of film director Orson Welles’ ghost shouted, “that’s a rap.”

Like many of his films, Welles shot this one in black and white.

It was actually a short propaganda film being shot on behalf of both the British government and Set Enterprises.

The purpose of the film was to convince Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman, an Israeli cabinet minister, a leading cardinal adviser to Pope Francis and the Egyptian vampire Osiris (all of whom were Freemasons) that the Welsh vampiress Morgana (British Transhumanist MP for the constituency of Newbridge in Wales) was a member in good standing of the Grand Orient Lodge of France and was torturing Dracul Van Helsing into joining the Illuminati.

Both the British government and Set Enterprises were hoping that this would allow Morgana the opportunity of entering into the confidences of the homicidal Saudi Crown Prince, the warmongeringally inclined Israeli cabinet minister, the kabbalistic cardinal who was being groomed as Pope Francis’ papal successor and the Egyptian god of the dead and the underworld all of whom were planning to rebuild the Temple of Solomon on Jerusalem’s Temple Mount.

The British government and Set Enterprises were hoping to discover how, when and why with Morgana as an informant.

Meanwhile as Morgana raised her Illuminati masonic lodge symbol decorated Spanish gypsy dress and lowered her black silk fishnet pantyhose, Dracul Van Helsing mounted her.

“Tantric sex, here you come again,” Orson Welles’ pet parrot Rosebob did his own paraphrased version of an old Dolly Parton song.

“Start filming again,” Orson Welles directed his camera crew, “Let’s see if I am capable of making the Citizen Kane of the porno film industry – Citizeness Cane.”

Orson Welles was still trying to exorcise the ghost of something that his former wife Rita Hayworth once said to him that led to their marital breakdown:

“All work and no play makes Orson a dull boy.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 11th


  1. David Redpath said,

    I do believe both the Freemasons,
    and the Illuminati, have a vacancy
    due to the passing of H.W. Bush.
    The Club of Rome do not regard
    death as an impediment to ongoing

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right, both the Illuminati and the Masons have a vacancy open with Bush’s passing.

      The Thousand Points of Light now stand at 999.

      • David Redpath said,

        And poor Henry Kissinger 😘 will
        have to find a new dance partner
        💃 at the Bilderberg Christmas Ball.
        Perhaps Hillary Clinton?
        She’s a paid up member.

  2. David Redpath said,

    Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman
    conspiring to rebuild the Temple of Solomon?
    I didn’t see that coming! But then again . . .
    neither did Jamal Khashoggi.

  3. Jennifer Vasquez said,

    Great read! I love Rita Hayworth, so I like how you fit her in at the end 🙂

  4. George F. said,

    ..raised her skirt and pressed a spiked stiletto high heeled shoe down on top of the vampire hunter’s chest….okay, brilliant opening with sexy photo…mind if I steal? And where do you get these photos that you can repost on WP? I’m getting tired of my cat “logo.” Sexy bitches are always better! LOL!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I get a lot of my photos from Pinterest which I must confess has been a godsend while living in the female aesthetically desolate desert wilderness which is the City of Calgary.

  5. George F. said,

    …decorated Spanish gypsy dress and lowered her black silk fishnet pantyhose, Dracul Van Helsing mounted her…Okay I may borrow and steal this phrase as well. You’re so direct and on point!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, in such a situation and in the presence of such an explosive combustion of sensuous female sexuality, it’s always best to be direct and on point.

      Rockin’ in the free world as Neil Young might put it when the rest of the lyrics aren’t devoted to the amazing 1989 prophetic vision that Young had of America under the Donald Trump presidency.

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