Renfield: How Close To 10 Downing Street?

December 12, 2018 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh (who was currently employed as an operative for the Chinese Intelligence Service) were currently in San Francisco plotting to deliver some poisoned apples to Apple CEO Tim Cook as China’s vengeance for the arrest of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou in Vancouver, British Columbia by Canadian authorities who were stupidly acting on U.S. government orders.

As such, Renfield’s absence from Britain may have inadvertently saved British Prime Minister Theresa May’s political career.

Many British Conservative MPs were anxious to hear where Renfield stood on Mrs. May’s Brexit deal.

And since he was out of the country, no one (not even his hairdresser) knew for sure.

There were rumours flying that if Mrs. May was defeated in the British House of Commons on a non-confidence vote, the Queen might ask Renfield to become Prime Minister (and head of a coalition government made up of Labour, the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats and the British Transhumanists to negotiate a new Brexit deal with the EU).

Those members of the 21st Century British Conservative Party who did not think much of Sir Winston Churchill as Prime Minister of Britain and therefore did not want a new Churchill (ie Renfield R. Renfield) to become Prime Minister, they voted 200 to 117 to keep Theresa May on as British Conservative leader in the hopes that such a move might possibly delay the formation of a Renfieldian coalition government.

As for Renfield’s parliamentary colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana (who was the British Transhumanist MP for Newbridge in Wales), she was currently working with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing on a joint British government-Set Enterprises endeavour to find out what wealthy, powerful and influential people in the world were behind an initiative to rebuild Solomon’s Temple on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.

Meanwhile in Canada, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s pot smoking marijuana cannabis inhaling desert cactus plant Strawberry Fields Forever was still being held hostage by Chinese Communist vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (the immortal daughter of the infamous mad scientist Dr. Fu Manchu).

The plant was being held hostage in exchange for the dropping of all charges against Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.

Miss Manchu was keeping the hostage pot smoking cactus plant prisoner in a long forgotten 1960s hippy commune between Gibson’s Landing and the town of Sechelt on British Columbia’s Sechelt Peninsula.

The commune was the commune that time forgot (just as the pot smoking aging hippies who moved there back in the 1960s had forgotten where they had originally lived prior to moving to the commune).

The commune called Calypso’s Bosom was sort of an Age of Aquarius equivalent of the legendary magical Scottish village of Brigadoon although instead of rising out of the Scottish mist once every 100 years, it arose out of the British Columbia marijuana pot smoke and Sechelt Peninsular rainforests once every 7 years.

Although mortal men and women could only find the place once every 7 years, vampiresses could find it whenever, wherever as the singer Shakira might sensuously put it.


Meanwhile in Quebec City, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (living life as a blonde at the moment) had kicked the frog asshole Premier of Quebec Francois Legault in his microscopic sized testicles with her super spiked stiletto high heeled shoes for insulting the Canadian province of Alberta home province of her good friend and tantric sex lover the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

4 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Ah! So you’re a tantric sex lover?! Good skills…

  2. David Redpath said,

    I think Renfield R. Renfield would
    make an excellent wartime
    Prime Minister. No doubt,
    he would make Great Britain
    great again.
    The Transhumanist would do
    a much better job dealing with
    the Anglophobe Subhumanists
    in Brussels.
    I’ve been reliably informed
    that Babylon Ho personally
    paid a visit to Canadian Supreme
    Court judge, Justice William
    Enrck. Apparently it took some
    time to “lodge a submission”
    on behalf of Meng Wanzhou,
    but after achieving a “consensus”
    (the Justice is quite elderly),
    Babylon Ho reported that the
    Justice, is in fact, an upstanding
    member of the judiciary.

  3. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Ho Babylon Minh is one Dragon Lady who knows what she’s doing.

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