Reblog of The Steampunk Girl Time Traveler

December 17, 2018 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote a year and a half ago.

Dracul Van Helsing

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had called his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set down to the Set Enterprises lab to show him something.

“This is a photographic image that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster picked up from the date June 22nd 1931,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher showed Set the photo.

Serena The Time Traveler

“My god the Great Sun God Ra,” Set whispered, “it’s Serena.”

Serena was the name of Set’s fiancee who had been assassinated by a Soviet assassin Leonid Terovsky back in the autumn of 1924.

Her body was currently lying in a special lab at Set Enterprises.

Prior to that, she had been kept in a glass coffin (at low temperatures to preserve her body) at Set’s colossal West London mansion.

She had been moved to Set Enterprises Laboratories in the year 2000 when Set had hired the scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher was the great-grandson of French scientist Dr. Louis…

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  1. George F. said,

    Uh, I’m gonna be stuck on this page for a few days until I get click on your original post…something has me mesmerized…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      And did any of your eyeballs pop out when you were on this page? 😁

      • George F. said,

        They all did!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ROTFL !

        Both of your mortal eyes as well as your Shakti third eye brought about by discovering that you shouldn’t try the yogic lotus position upside down while reading my blog and viewing its photos at the same time because as the Kundalini serpent moves up your spine (or in the position you’re in, down your spine), the pressure is just too intense.

        Eyeball to eyeball, the pressure is just too intense, the center cannot hold, the worst lack all conviction (only their lawyers go to jail while they continue to sit in the Oval Office) and the best are full of passionate masturbation.

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