Reblog of A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated

December 22, 2018 at 11:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

A vampire novel chapter I wrote this past June that ties in with some recent vampire novel chapters I have written.

Dracul Van Helsing

A Three Headed Dog Like Cerberus and The Hound of The Baskervilles Reincarnated

Renfield R. Renfield MP for Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds had just received a phone call from his parliamentary Executive Assistant In Charge of Constituency Affairs Mirabella Francesca Franconia the former Spanish flamenco 💃🏻 dancer.

Senorita Franconia suggested that Renfield come to Tewkesbury in person to help out one of his constituents a middle aged widow by the name of Mrs. Margaret Lewis.

Mrs. Lewis owned two dogs – a Welsh corgi and a Dachshund- who had recently both become demonically possessed.

The corgi named Friendly and the Dachshund named Bashful had recently taken to playing around with a Ouija board and as a result of this nefarious new habit, they had both ended up becoming demonically possessed.

Bashful went from being a Dachshund to becoming a giant spectral wolfhound who was able to bark in a medieval…

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  1. Hyperion said,

    Roaring entertainment. You are your own singularity of unique entertainment industry. Long after Hollywood is banned by our new Muslim extremist owners and all the actresses beheaded for exposing their ankles, we’ll have Dracul Van Helsing and Set Enterprise to give us hope of deliverance to banjo music. As the leftist liberal Democrats retake the House and plan their demands for abdication of Emperor Trumpitus Hereticus, the Mongrel hordes await at the gates. I have complete faith, we’ll learn of it here first hand long before we realize it happened.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Daniel my friend. ☺

      That is the highest compliment I have received.

      I may use it as a quote on the cover of one of my books when it comes out in print.

      Perhaps the book that features the election of Renfield R. Renfield to the British Parliament which occurred after Renfield courageously led a band of British Army Gurkhas to attack an ISIS Islamic State terrorist training camp in Libya and had explosive charges tied to the Islamist terrorists’ tiny testicles by night which were then detonated in the daytime as a giant holographic image of Renfield was projected in the sky and the image read one of Renfield’s amazing poems and then a sky writing message from an airplane read NO 72 DARK EYED VIRGINS FOR YOU just before the tiny testicle explosives were detonated.

      All of this was done in retaliation for the Islamist terrorist suicide bombing at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester.

      Contrast Renfield’s action with Donald Trump courageously announcing the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Syria while sitting in safety behind the twittering of his thumbs and the tweeting of a Twitter tweet after Vladimir Putin successfully defeated ISIS Islamic State in Syria.

      • Hyperion said,

        You are most welcome Chris. I do believe Renfield is the man of the century and unlike the tiny salmon egg balls of Eye-Sore, Renfeld has a pair of brass balls that make rodeo bulls run and hide. You are correct in your crystal assesssment of Emperor Trumpiticus Twitternuts. He sent a tiny contingent of forces to watch Pontius Pootin hammer Eye-Sore into oblivion so he could learn how to grab himself by the dick and blow his balls up like PP Bro. Unfortunately, the cost to send five transport planes a month loaded with beer and pizza was seriously depleting his wall funds and so he had to shut down the government and withdraw his troops to recoup his huge financial losses. Plus, His Royal Pontificate, Pontius Pootin tweeted pictures of his equine sized weiner and told the GOO to ferget about it. The Goo just didn’t have enough to work with. Mel and Stormy-D ratted him out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ROTFLMFAO ! x Infinity (and beyond) ! 😂😅😃😄

      • Hyperion said,

        Politics and current events in the Trumpitic Era will fill comedic satirical volumes for decades to come. When Stormy-D writes her memoirs at age 98, the novel titled, Teenie Weenies I have known, will feature the Goo in a golden shower underneath a Roos Bear while a Merklesque vampire dominatrix spanks that marshmallow orange bootie.

  2. George F. said,

    On my way to the original on Monday!!

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