Cthulhu and Goat Krampus On The Feast of Stephen: A Gothic Cyberhorror Carol

December 26, 2018 at 11:50 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic poem, Gothic romance, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Poetry, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

(to be sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas the 1853 Christmastide carol written by John Mason Neale)

Cthulhu and goat Krampus on the Feast of Stephen
Donald Trump destroyed young girl’s belief in Santa dreamin’
Now Saint Nick’s dark sidekick will to Trump be cruel
And make minced meat out of the toupee wearing fool

Krampus now coming for Donald Trump

Donald Trump will wreck dreams and dreamers in effort to build a wall
to make up for the fact that his dick is really small
Into the demon goat’s bag went he with his tweets a’screamin’
he’ll be taken to a real hot place where all the walls are steamin’
No hope of escape for him you see
Francis wrong and right is Dante
while Hillary switches her broomstick for a donkey

As for Cthulhu that Great Old One, he fell in love with Riana
Indonesian ghost magician who performed for Cowell’s talent panorama
Now her country came under atack by that old Anak Krakatoa
A tsunami created when that old Anakim giant’s volcano overfloweth
Now Cthulhu is really pissed and cannot stand it much longer
He will wrestle with that anakim to see which one is stronger

Cthulhu will do battle with that evil offspring of Nephilim the Anak Krakatau in vengeance for the deaths of the Sacred Riana’s countrymen and women

So Donald Trump now roasts in Hell as old Cerberus rings a bell
and Pavlov drools expecting food in that place where dead do dwell
Hades’ realm has grown quite swell as its global warming times excel
Sacred Riana waits with her ghosts possessing
to see which giant will wind up as salad dressing

The Sacred Riana awaits the outcome of the battle between Cthulhu and the Anak Krakatau

-A Gothic Cyberhorror Carol,
Supernatural Narrative Poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
On The Feast of Stephen
Wednesday December 26th


  1. velvetscreams said,

    Just look as those pictures😏…liked this

  2. velvetscreams said,

    You are welcome dracul😏

  3. David Redpath said,

    Bless you Chris, for this uplifting,
    edifying, and heart warming gift.

    “Therefore, Christian men,
    be sure, while God’s gifts possessing,
    you who now will bless the poor
    shall yourselves find blessing.”

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I guess living in the times of Donald Trump inspires a different sort of holiday season poetry than living in the times of Queen Victoria and the Oxford Movement in the Church of England.

      • David Redpath said,

        The more things change . . .
        Queen Elizabeth 1 was the first female
        impersonator to sit on the English throne.
        All the while investing in the slave trade.
        Queen Victoria was the head of a drug
        syndicate, known as the East India
        Trading Company.
        Now we have a human impersonator
        sitting on the throne of a once great
        super power.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It’s rather sad that Captain Jack Sparrow the noble pirate captain of the Black Pearl did not succeed in destroying the British East India Company.

      • David Redpath said,

        Interesting that the “Honourable” East India
        Company is now owned by an Indian.
        The Chinese would refer to the Asian head
        office as “the building of a thousand assholes”.
        I don’t think they were referring to many
        circular windows, an architectural feature.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, probably not. 😂

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