Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Marks Nicolas Maduro’s 2nd Inauguration
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec got up and walked away after she had successfully poisoned the head of Venezuela’s intelligence service.
She also had in her possession and in her purse the location of two Russian Tu-160 nuclear bombers (with nuclear bombs aboard) in Venzeula.
She’d be contacting British MP Renfield R. Renfield with that information.
She’d also be text messaging a photo of the head of the Venezuelan Intelligence Service (lying dead on the floor with a poisoned olive from a martini hanging from his mouth) to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro moments after he was inaugurated for a second time.
The Aztec vampire princess would now be flying to Havana Cuba where she would watch Cuban President Miguel Diaz-Canal receive the Pope Francis Medal of Freedom Award presented to the Cuban leader by a leading Latin American liberation theology Jesuit theologian on behalf of the Pontiff.
She’d then meet with a United Nations official the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the head of the Communist Fourth International) and plot their strategy to talk actress Angelina Jolie into running for the Democratic Party Presidential nomination in 2020.
After the vaudeville papal awards ceremony and the Tomi meeting, she’d then have a tantric sex marathon with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in a Havana hotel room.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 10th
2019.
Hyperion said,
January 11, 2019 at 10:49 am
I’ve always liked Mlle. Q. 😍. She is always busy making things happen and she still has time to send old Dracul on a moonlight sonata.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 11, 2019 at 12:55 pm
Yes, Mlle. Q. does send out an attraction like a huge magnet. 😍
draculauren said,
January 11, 2019 at 10:42 pm
Death by martini ain’t a bad way to go. 😀
Surely a cunning vampire princess can persuade Angelina!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
January 12, 2019 at 12:24 am
Yes, it would probably be the way James Bond 007 would want to go. 👌
And yes, I strongly suspect a cunning vampire princess would be able to persuade Angelina. 👍