Sophia, Yaldabaoth, A London Werewolf and The Wolfman

January 18, 2019 at 11:53 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

A black and white photograph taken of the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess Sophia by Orson Welles in 1938

Sophia was worshipped as a goddess by early Gnostic groups emerging in the 1st and 2nd Centuries AD and their successors throughout the centuries.

Sophia was a daughter of Athena- she being born from Athena’s head just like Athena was born from Zeus’ head.

However on one occasion while visiting India, Sophia ran into the Hindu moon god Soma.

The lunar deity Soma gave Sophia some of his psychedelic elixir of immortality also called Soma to drink.

Sophia took quite an out of this world trip as a result.

She claimed to be an emanation – the last in a line of a series of emanations from a divine impersonal force she called the Ein Sof (meaning the Infinite or “Endless One”).

She went to Alexandria in Egypt in the 1st Century AD where she gave this revelation to many of the Neo-Platonist schools in the city.

Gnosticism developed as a result.

While in Egypt, she encountered the immortal Egyptian scientist Imhotep (he who had served as Chancellor to the Egyptian Pharaoh Djoser and was high priest of the Egyptian sun god Ra at Heliopolis).

Imhotep was trying to determine whether it was scientifically possible for a woman to have a virgin birth.

Sophia volunteered to be Imhotep’s guinea pig as it were.

She gave birth to a strange little being called Yaldabaoth.

The little fellow (and indeed he remained little all of his immortal life) travelled to Ireland where he became the world’s first leprechaun.

To this day Yaldabaoth enjoys drinking and spinning yarns and hiding pots of gold at the end of rainbows in his adopted country of Ireland.

However Sophia did not mention that to the Neo-Platonists of Alexandria.

Instead she said that her son Yaldabaoth was a Demiurge who foolishly created the material physical world (Sophia had imbibed some of the teachings of some Buddhist schools in Alexandria that the material physical cosmos was inherently and intrinsically evil) and that this Demiurge Yaldabaoth was the same as the god YHWH (Yahweh) worshipped by the Hebrew peoples.

This teaching was adapted and taught by a man named Marcion in the 2nd Century AD.

However Sophia who had now been a virgin for what she considered forever longed to have sex at last.

Imhotep had recently brought the Greek goat god Pan back from the dead.

Pan had died after drinking too much wine at a wedding celebration in Cana of Galilee (after he had laughed at one of the lunatic servants who told him that an hour earlier the wine had just been plain water).

As soon as Sophia saw the Imhotep resurrected Pan, she fell in love and they slept together.

Pan after having one Hell of an orgasm (and with a virgin at that) decided to celebrate by digging around Cana of Galilee again to see if there were any jugs of that delicious wine left.

Turns out there was, Pan drank it and promptly died again (this was wine to die for as far as Greek goat gods were concerned).

Anyhow Sophia turned out to be pregnant after her encounter with Pan and she gave birth (this time in a non-virginal fashion) to Baphomet the half-human half goat half male half-female entity.

Baphomet had the Norse god Loki as his tutor for several years and then Baphomet was adopted as a son by the fallen angel Samael.

On Samael’s advice, Baphomet was made a demon.

In 1938, Sophia had met the young Orson Welles on the same day as his infamous War of the Worlds Broadcast on radio and he had taken her photo.

Now Sophia was back in the United States again.

She was going to be attending a Super Wolf Blood Moon party this coming Sunday in Washington DC.

The party was being thrown by a British Lord- Lord L who was one of the high ranking members of the Illuminati (Coincidentally the founder of the Illuminati the Jesuit priest and canon law professor Adam Weishaupt had come into possession of the gnostic Pistis Sophia manuscript in 1773 which told one version of the gnostic Sophia myth- 1773 was also the same year the Jesuit order was suppressed by Pope Clement XIV. Weishaupt founded the Illuminati 3 years later in 1776).

Also attending the party would be Sophia’s old friend the Hindu moon god Soma.

Soma would be bringing bottles of the hallucinogenic elixir drink likewise called Soma with him.

Unbeknownst to NASA, the Chinese were using the Chang’e 4 lunar probe
to mine Soma on the moon.

They were flying the Soma elixir of life back to Earth for the Lord L party again unbeknownst to NASA because NASA employees were busy falling asleep listening to the speeches of Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer on who was responsible for the U.S. government shutdown.

Sophia smiled as a snow white hare in the Washington DC snow hopped by.

. . .

In London, a 119 year old Jesuit priest who had spent most of his life in Tibet and who had been the one to warn botanist Dr. Wilfrid Glendon not to look for the Mariphasa lupina lumina the phosphorescent wolf-flower which blooms by the light of the moon (and not the sun) because no one ever returned alive from the valley where it bloomed (the story was the subject of the 1935 film The Werewolf of London) was walking the streets of London.

He was hoping to locate the whereabouts of the Church of England’s most pre-eminent exorcist the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who was currently in London.

Coincidentally enough, the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the grandson of the Rev. Father Augustine Bury Saint Edmunds who as a young priest had served as a curate and deacon at an Anglican Church in Llanwelly Wales a village which itself had been haunted by a werewolf (that story was the subject of the 1941 film The Wolfman).

The 119 year old Jesuit was hoping to inform Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds that a Welsh werewolf former British Labour Member of Parliament Magog Rhys Petley who now lived and worked as a private eye in London was going to be sacrificed at Lord L’s Washington DC Super Wolf Blood Moon Party in an effort to make a group of influential bankers and politicians immortal (Ironically enough Magog Rhys Petley had become a werewolf after he was bitten by the severed head of Rahu the Hindu demon of eclipses during a lunar eclipse back in 2011).

And the way the world was being sodomized by all kinds of forces these days- that’s all the poor old Earth needed at the moment- a bunch of crooked bankers and politicians who would live forever.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 18th



  1. velvetscreams said,

    oh “sophia d virgin”….loved that story. Great stories you got here dracul

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Velvet. 💜

      Glad you’re enjoying them. ☺

      Yes, Sophia a virgin goddess who finally longed to lose her virginity. 😄

  2. Hyperion said,

    Holy Smokes, Batman! What a twisting tale of chicanerous nebulousity. Sophia was the goddess that visited me as a succubus for 30 years and who served as my muse during the waking hours. Honestly, I can find nothing wrong with her talents as a succubus. She was part of my selection as Hyperion, the Titan god of light for my alter ego since it made it easier to get along with the goddess of wisdom.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Pan (the satyr god of nature, the wild, shepherds, flocks, mountain forests and meadows, companion of the nymphs and god of traditional rustic natural sexuality) must have taught Sophia great love making skills, when in a burst of energy foreshadowing Captain James T. Kirk boldly going where no man has gone before, ignited Sophia’s passion when she decided perpetual virginity was no longer for her.

      No doubt Pan was helped in his love making skills by that mysterious wine he drank at the wedding in Cana of Galilee.

      This also undoubtedly explains why you “love to go a wandering along the mountain track, a knapsack (containing cans of baked beans) on your back”.

      In hopes that you’ll once again encounter your muse Sophia while standing sky clad (as the Wiccans phrase it) in some rustic mystical looking spot in the wilderness.

      A sight that frightens the bears away and the aftereffects of eating baked beans keeping other humans as well as “What’s new, pussycat? ” skunks away.

      So that you might enjoy a muse inspiring session with Sophia alone.

      Plus this also avoids those nocturnal nighttime visits with a succubus that caused Tiger Mom having to complain about doing laundry in the morning.

      • Hyperion said,

        Ahhhhhh, my noir friend, you do paint such beautiful sensory scenes for me to attempt to recreate. I love the beanery arts and there is no better place than nature to do such natural things as mimic the mating calls of forest fauna using well tuned sphinctoral modulations fueled by the ethereal winds of the blessed legumes. Bears and skunks flee from embarassment. No one likes being second best. And Sophia’s blessing of carnal knowledge gained from experience is the wisdom we seek first and foremost. Was it Mark Antony who showed us that love and conquest is worth falling on one’s sword for? Perhaps the Trumptastic sychophant attempts such grandeur poorly. And what of his beloved Cleopatra who had such a deadly and alluring Asp? They lay with Sophia often in their visits to what is now modern Bulgaria’s capitol city. I have loved her too in that world without reality where my nightmares are awaited with breathless anticipation. Ah, Tiger Mom being a direct descendent from the ancient Yangban, the conquerors of ancient Japan and the direct bloodline of their Emperor is not jealous of ethereal concubines. Her status as First Lady in waiting to the royal bloodline of the Yangban and my Plantegenet familial branches ensure world peace is always in balance except when it is not. We both have families that prefer conquest to boring lounge parties.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Interesting family backgrounds in your East Meets West family, Daniel. ☺

        I agree that Trump is a failed wannabe Roman Emperor.

        He doesn’t quite have the style or panache to pull it off.

        Melania, Ivanka and Jared on the other hand do.

        And they should think about feeding the Donald the mushroom soup recipe that Nero’s mother Agrippina the Younger prepared for her husband Claudius in an effort to save the Trump-Kushner family dynasty for a Neo-Roman Empire.

        Sacrifices have to be made.

        Surely among the deities of Rome, there would be at least one who’d be satisfied with the oblation and burnt offering of a red spider monkey toupee wearing bozo.

  3. Lucia said,

    Fascinating stories. Great post.

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Reblogged this on Dracul Van Helsing and commented:

    A vampire novel chapter I wrote back in January of 2019.

  5. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    It’s possible to get pregnant as a virgin, (there are ways) but that virginity will be gone by the time she gives birth.

    Anyway, I’m sure Sofia won’t stay a virgin for long if she wishes so. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks she’s beautiful haha 😀

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