Semiramis, Jack The Ripper and The Autumn of Terror

January 21, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Semiramis the former Queen of Babylon was grateful to the time travelling vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing for having rescued her from Jack The Ripper

“I see you’ve changed the colour of your dress,” Dracul Van Helsing noted as he approached the Mystery Woman of Babylon in her Whitechapel London apartment, “you’ve gone from a full length scarlet red evening dress to a white silk nightgown with black lingerie top.”

“I only wear scarlet when I’m riding a seven headed beast,” Semiramis replied.

“And so you wear black and white when you’re riding a one headed beast,” Dracul answered as he raised her dress and brought her down on top of him in one massive volcanic eruption of tantric sex.

The resulting climactic earthshaking tremors shook the Westminster Houses of Parliament, Saint Paul’s Cathedral and the headquarters of Scotland Yard.

The Kraken who was Jack the Ripper had tried to kill Semiramis earlier that evening:

The Ripper/Kraken had seized her in a Whitechapel alley behind the Crown and Horns Pub:

As a raven squawked “Nevermore” while sitting on a ledge, the Ripper/Kraken was set upon by a white wolf with blue eyes, a black jaguar with silver eyes and the time travelling Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

Following his catastrophic sea testicles dismembering, the Ripper returned to his human form that night when he decided to kill again:

Meanwhile at another moment in time- approaching midnight on the evening of January 21st 2019, Donald Trump woke up in his room shrieking to his English butler and valet Lexington that he had had a nightmare where his sea testicles had been dismembered.

Lexington put down the copy of Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s The Rime of The Ancient Mariner that he had been reading, took off his glasses, got out of bed, put on his dressing robe and went to the room next door to see what the Donald was bitching about.

And at another moment in time, the late Nikola Tesla’s secret love the Austrian-Croatian spiritist medium for the German Vril Society Maria Orsic had on her lap a briefcase containing the Nazi UFO Flying Saucer plans on the date of May 8th 1945 when Nazi Germany (but not the Third Reich) had announced its surrender:

The plans were later bought by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman for $10 billion at Christie’s Auction House in London this past December.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 21st


  1. velvetscreams said,

    Great story!…mixture of so many events all in one. Guess semiramis and dracul had a nice time😁

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Velvet. ☺

      Yes, it looks like Dracul and Semiramis had a nice time. πŸ˜‚

  2. Judy Eun Kyung Kim said,

    I love especially the blue eyed white wolf and black jaguar with silver eyes

  3. George F. said,

    I love the concept of a time traveling Vampire hunter. And, of course, all the tantric sex…

  4. David Redpath said,

    Ripper! Jack’s back. My favourite.
    On the Silk Road again, Chris, after
    fleeing some Chinese guards at the
    Tibetan border.
    Looking forward to getting back to
    my comfy armchair and catching up
    with the Dracul Van Helsing chronicles.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I guess when you’ve got deli llama sandwiches from Peru in your luggage, that might cause some consternation if the brand of sandwiches was poorly translated to the Chinese border guards on the Tibet border.

      It’s a good thing that Australia hasn’t arrested any Huawei executives, otherwise it might have been shoot to kill as you were fleeing.

      Glad that you’re back safely in your armchair.☺

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