Aztec Vampire Princess To Be Hung In Venezuela While Pope Francis Meets Che Guevara’s Ghost In Panama

January 23, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec about to be hung at a Nicolas Maduro compound in Caracas Venezuela

For the past few years, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had been plotting to overthrow the Stalinist government of President Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela.

Almost 2 weeks ago she had poisoned the head of Venezuela’s intelligence service on the date of Nicolas Maduro’s 2nd inauguration as President of Venezuela (he had won a fraudulent election last year in a campaign boycotted by the Opposition).

Now she had been captured by Maduro’s Venezuelan security services and was about to be hung.

Her secret whereabouts in Caracas had been revealed to the security services by the fallen Archangel Samael (who was the angel of death according to the Babylonian Talmud and was the entity (it wasn’t Lucifer the Devil) called Satan in the Book of Job).

Samael like Qonzilqointec lived in Mexico.

He had been living there since the early 1930s and had become a transitioning transgendered demon while living there in that decade of the ’30s (in that respect he was decades ahead of his time).

While transitioning and putting on women’s clothing, Samael had changed his name to Santa Muerte (the Spanish feminine name for Saint Death).

He/she was now of course the patron saint of drug gangs and drug dealers in Mexico.

Samael/Santa Muerte had always considered the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec a rival for power in both Mexico and throughout Latin America.

When he found out she had gone to her secret revolutionary headquarters in Caracas on this day, he reported it to the Venezuelan security services who raided the place and arrested her.

When Santa Muerte heard the news of Qonzilqointec’s arrest and soon to be subsequent hanging, he/she drank 13 bottles of tequila, ate 13 worms from those bottles and plotted going over to the Aztec vampire princess’ Mexico City penthouse apartment to help himself/herself to Qonzilqointec’s lovely collection of skirts and dresses for himself/herself.

Ironically enough, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was about to be hung on the same day that Venezuela’s National Assembly head and Opposition leader Juan Guaido had sworn himself in as interim President of Venezuela in a move recognized by Canada, the U.S., Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Panama, Paraguay, Peru and Ecuador.

The Mexican government was waiting to see if Qonzilqointec would be hung first before announcing any change in policy.

Bolivia, Cuba, El Salvador and Nicaragua (all leftist governments on good terms with the Jesuit Pope Francis) were still recognizing Maduro as Venezuela’s President.

And speaking of Pope Francis, he was in Panama to attend World Youth Day events.

Prior to attending those events, the Pontiff would be meeting with the ghost of Che Guevara who was recently granted a dispensation by the Greek god Hades and the Norse goddess Hel (at Pope Francis’ request) to leave the Underworld for a brief time period.

Meanwhile in Havana Cuba where ironically the Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike (a genetic clone of the Freemasonic racist Lucifer worshipping Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike) lived, Serena the Time Travelling magician was plotting his death.

Robur Pike who called himself Robur The Conqueror II (after Jules Verne’s character) flew around Cuba and the world in a Robur The Conqueror style airship.

Serena the Time Traveler was planning to use her steampunk missile gun to shoot it down.

Serena the Time Traveler ready to shoot down Robur The Conqueror II’s airship.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 23rd


  1. George F. said,

    Saint Death…the patron saint of gangs and drug dealers…gotta love it.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, shoot up your rivals and then shoot up your veins and then go and light candles in front of the statue of Santa Muerte (Saint Death) in praise and thanksgiving afterwards.

      Sounds like the plot for the next Quentin Tarantino movie. πŸ˜‚

      • Henry Lewis said,

        Sounds like the reality of life in much of Mexico today. I love the way your stories add credibility to otherwise ‘incredulous’ world events. πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks very much, Henry. ☺

        I think that’s the best compliment I’ve ever received- my stories add credibility to otherwise “incredulous” world events.

        Says a lot about the state of the world when a vampire novel adds credibility to what’s happening. πŸ˜‚

      • Henry Lewis said,


  2. Hyperion said,

    I know Dracul will not be pleased if Lady Q is hanged. This could go badly for the Social Stalinists. Things are looking a little scary in Venezuela. I smell a Democratic plot with the arch villainess Madame Piglosi at the helm. She starts a civil war that spills across borders sending millions fleeing to the Mexican border with the US. The great throngs of immigrants overwhelm the border patrol currently working without pay and flood into the US. Instantly there is an underground Democratic railroad that issues them all voting status and promises a jackass to ride and a chicken to pluck for free. The leftist activist congress creates a new America overnight and suddenly, people by the millions are flooding across the US border into Mexico to escape where the Mexican Army promptly machine guns them all. America becomes a province of Mexico and marijuana is grown from sea to shining sea. That was my vision anyway. I might have imagined it all. Sounds plausible tho.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, Lady Q. being hanged would result in the single handed overthrow of Venezuela’s social Stalinist government by one man- Dracul Van Helsing.

      Yes, America will undoubtedly go to pot (of the cannabis kind) with Nancy Piglosi’s Lady MacBeth style shenanigans going on.

      • Hyperion said,

        For just a few seconds, I had a moment of clarity and I thought the whole world has gone insane. It’s because we don’t use violence properly. If idiots were punished in life altering ways, such as Sherrielock Holmes offers, the world would be a much better place. I want to flee this place but can’t remember where I parked my space ship.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I always hate it when that happens.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, those moments of clarity can be disconcerting.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As is not remembering where you parked your car in a 2000 car parking lot or where you parked your space ship on planet Earth. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Oh absolutely. Very soon our cars and space ships will pick us up curbside and all that stress will be done with.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Self-driving cars and self-driving spaceships are definitely the wave of the future.

      • Hyperion said,

        I want one. It would be nice to have a Dragon Sister as a personal pilot to take me to the stars and back. πŸ˜œπŸš€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That just gave me a great business entrepreneurial idea for a new self-driving car/spaceship, Daniel.

        Since there are so many men ordering those sexy style AI sex robots (of which George F.’s Akira is an example of one gone rogue), self -driving cars/spaceships should be sold with the available option of a holographic short skirted Dragon Sister appearing in the driver seat as the car/spaceship is self-driving.

        Bottles of Sherrielock’s magic mushroom cleaner will be kept in the glove compartment next to the passenger seat to clean the seat afterwards.

        I think I’m on to something.

        I really should patent this idea.

        I’ll make a fortune.

      • Hyperion said,

        You are on to something. I would certainly buy one.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        My friend Jack Morrow would definitely be delighted to see the advent of the self-driving flying car at long last. πŸ˜„

      • Hyperion said,

        Not only are they self flying, they no longer need a pilot or passengers. It just seems they left something out with that plan.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        This is what happens when planners and engineers start trying recreational Canadian cannabis.

      • Hyperion said,

        Exactly, that really is a disturbing trend these days and probably explains the precipitous decline of Apple products.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It probably actually does, Daniel.

        Considering that Apple’s headquarters is in California.

        And near San Francisco at that.

      • Hyperion said,

        I smell a sulphuric evil lurking there. I’m sure Baphomet has an interest in all the blood sacrifices going on at Apple headquarters where Maddamn Piglosi presides over the sacrifice of nameless immigrant children. You have to wonder why the Wicked Witch of the West and founder of sidewalk pooping is so determined to let in millions of nameless and untrackable souls. Their thirst for blood and flesh must be boundless.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


        You must be receiving inspiration from the same angelic muse that I have, Daniel.

        That’s the thought that occurred to me recently with regards to why Nancy Pelosi wants so many illegal immigrants in the U.S.

        Just like Theodore Cardinal McCarrick when he was Archbishop of Newark New Jersey brought in hundreds of young seminarians from Colombia to serve under him and all the gay priests in his Archdiocese (the poor Colombian seminarians had to quite literally serve under them- face and front downwards) .

        Of course last year, it was with very deep regret that Pope Francis had to accept Archbishop McCarrick’s resignation from the College of Cardinals.

        Gives a whole new meaning to what Nancy Pelosi said back in 2015 when Pope Francis visited the U.S. – that Francis was her “kind of Pope.”

      • Hyperion said,

        There is evil there that we can’t imagine and so they practice their dark arts without pause or fear because they have made this evil appear normal while moral and ethical people are the scourge of the earth. The victimization is on a scale unheard of, even in times of war.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sadly that is very very true, Daniel.

      • Hyperion said,

        And you write about it well, giving us a smile while also casting us headlong into a thoughtful repose.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks very much for the wonderful compliment, Daniel my friend. ☺

        I remember one of my readers of my vampire novel blog at Journalspace, Natalie Sarice, said something very similar about my writing back in 2006.

        Natalie worked at a used book store in Manitou Springs, Colorado.

        Of course the world owes Natalie a huge debt of gratitude for inspiring me to create one of my most interesting and most popular characters Renfield R. Renfield.

        It was her writing about her pet hamster Renfield which she brought in a cage each day from home to her place of work that inspired me to create Renfield.

        She wrote about how he so psychotically spun his hamster wheel around in great fits of rage and glared at customers as they came into the shop.

        This led me to create the great shapeshifting hamster/human Transhumanist hero Renfield.

        A lot of people think I got the name Renfield from the fly eating character in Bram Stoker’s original novel Dracula.

        But I didn’t.

        I got it from Natalie’s psychotic cage spinning hamster.

      • Hyperion said,

        You may be interested to know Natalie is in Colorado Springs, Colorado near Manitou Springs and is engaged in artful endeavors there. She has a Facebook account which you can find her on and possibly befriend her. I’m sure she would love to reconnect with Dracul.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, you mentioned that you had friends living in the Manitou Springs area and you’d try to look Natalie up when you got there.

        So you ran into her, I take it? πŸ˜ƒ

        It suddenly hit me right after I posted that comment above there that Natalie was the first person to publicly admit that she used to spray coffee from her mouth all over her computer screen while reading my blog posts.

        Something else you have in common, Daniel. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        I can certainly relate to her coffee purges from reading your blog. Since I met you I’ve experienced snort laughs and guffaws on a regular basis. πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  3. odell01 said,

    Will your novel prove prophetic?

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    A vampire novel chapter I wrote back in 2010 proved to be- where a group of Vatican cardinals plotted to get Pope Benedict XVI to resign.

    That in fact is what happened back in 2012-2013 and Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation 6 years ago today.

    It turns out there was a group of cardinals who called themselves the Saint Gallen Group that did exactly that.

    That chapter is in my book The Vampiress With Amnesia which is available for sale from Amazon on the right hand side of the page here.

  5. Jessica said,

    Aw, what a sad fate they both have. Saint Muerte kind of deserved it though. Even if you’re a fallen angel, doesn’t mean you have to do gangs and drugs. Geez. Miss time traveler, however, look cute!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s very true, Jessica.

      Even fallen angels shouldn’t do drugs and gangs.

      Glad you like Serena the time traveler. πŸ™‚

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