Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka, Kraken Tutsokiua and Mother Goddess Gaia

January 26, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )


The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka stood on the shores of Upper Waterton Lake in Waterton Lakes National Park in southern Alberta on the Alberta-Montana Canada-U.S. border.

Accompanied by her two spirit wolf protectors, she held in her hand a transparent glowing red apple.

As she held the strange looking fruit in her hands, she spoke to the West Wind (who could not be seen but whose presence could be felt), “The kraken Tutsokiua (Tutsokiua is the Blackfoot First Nations word for “devil” -Editor’s note) has awakened from its sleep at the bottom of this lake where it has slept for the past 5000 years.”

The West Wind stopped in its tracks.

“And it has been giving these supposed apples of knowledge to various people,” Tanaka spoke in a whisper.

The West Wind let out a wild howl to which the immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka’s two spirit wolf protectors raised their ears but did not answer in reply.

. . .

A group of wealthy and powerful influential U.S. Republican party figures were out hunting deer on this particular day.

Hunting deer out of season.

As one Republican fired at a doe and her fawn, at the very same instant the spirit of the Mycenaean king Agamemnon let out an anguished cry while roasting on his spit down in Tartarus.

The group of Republicans moved in for a closer look.

To see if the doe had been slain.

As they moved in, they saw the one-eyed Germanic god Wotan standing there.

From a distance, the Celtic horned god Cernunnos (part human and part stag) fired at them with his crossbow.

“Shit,” Wotan cried as he fell backwards with the arrow stuck in his one good eye.

. . .

The Greek god Zeus was in the office of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

On speaker phone for the meeting were Russian President Vladimir Putin, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani and Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

“By the way,” Zeus spoke in the manner of general chit chat, “did you know that the mother goddess Gaia who is the caretaker of earth is in fact not Greek but Lakota Sioux?”.

Gaia is Lakota Sioux.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
January 26th 2019.

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8 Comments

  1. Jessica said,

    The arrow in the eye had me wincing a good full minute I think. So uncomfortable. Followed by Zeus casual remark makes me chuckle.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad I’m able to convey different emotions to my readers – have them wincing one minute and then chuckling the next. 😊

      • Jessica said,

        Lucky you only my husband thought I was going insane, if there was more people around I’ll blame it all on you πŸ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You could always blame it on the lutefisk you ate last Christmas. πŸ˜€

      • Jessica said,

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ My stomach hurts! … that’s a good one.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        “My stomach hurts”.

        I wonder if those were the last words spoken by that lutefisk eating contest winner in Donalda, Alberta, Canada just before he keeled over after eating 94 plates of lutefisk. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      • Jessica said,

        Please stop Christopher, πŸ˜‚ you’re making the scene more hilarious in my head.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! πŸ˜€

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