New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo Attends Baal and Baphomet Cocktail Party

January 27, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo was spending his Sunday evening attending a cocktail party in honour of the demons Baal and Baphomet.

The party was being held on one of the top floors of the Empire State Building.

The party room had an excellent view of the ghost of the very late King Herod of Judea (recently granted a dispensation by Hades to briefly leave the Underworld at the request of Pope Francis) dancing around the spire at the top of One World Trade Center.

King Herod had bright almost neon bright translucent pink (rather than brown) pieces of ectoplasmic crap that fell out of his anus as it was sodomized by the spire of One World Trade Center while the latest number one hip hop song was played on a cosmic accordion by Hades’ 3-headed dog Cerberus.

“How delightful!” Andrew Cuomo laughed as he ate a barbequed baby rabbit’s foot and watched the spectacle.

The governor walked over to the statue of the Syrian Greek king Antiochus Epiphanes where the demon Baal stood in front of the statue carving roast pork and handing it out to party goers on plates.

Having picked up some roast pork, he then walked over to the statue and fountain of the Greek god Dionysus which showed Dionysus urinating what appeared to be human blood. The blood was in fact a combination of pig’s blood (according to spirit cook Marina Abramovic) and a pinkish style champagne.

Dionysus urinated the blood on top of the head of his Maenad (female disciple) the Theban princess Agave who was mutilating the body of and ripping off the head of her own son Pentheus.

The bloody pink champagne cocktail was served out in a glass by the demon Baphomet.

With glass of pink champagne in one hand and a plate of roast pork in the other, Gov. Cuomo walked over to some of the editors of the New York Times present at the party.

Not far from Gov. Cuomo stood Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

He was not here on official business but was on a date with a female Turkish diplomat invited to the party.

Whitstable was reading on his smart phone about how a Venezuelan hangman executioner had been ripped apart by a blue eyed white wolf and silver eyed black jaguar earlier this week when he attempted to hang the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec for plotting to overthrow Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

Coincidentally enough, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was herself in an office above this party getting ready to assassinate a Russian diplomat on behalf of British Intelligence.

She had decorated herself in temporary (albeit realistic looking) tattoos to lure the Russian diplomat who had a fetish for women with permanent tattoos.

Whitstable overheard Cuomo introducing the man who would be the next head of the agency overlooking New York State’s entire Hospital, Health Care and Medical Clinic System to the editors of the New York Times.

Whitstable heard the man speaking with a British accent.

So he looked up.

Whitstable gasped.

The man was the spitting image of the secret Black Museum photo of the real Jack The Ripper that Scotland Yard kept in its archives.

A photo that Whitstable as an Interpol detective had seen.

A man who was apparently an Immortal with the ability to shapeshift into a Kraken.

“Gentlemen, may I present Mr. Jack Locktopus,” Cuomo introduced the new head of the Health Care, Hospital and Medical Clinic Agency to the NYT editors.

The editors smiled at Cuomo’s choice.

A fact for which the New York governor took his Baphomet crucifix (personally blessed by the Jesuit priest Father James Martin) out of his pocket and made an upside down Sign of the Cross.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 27th

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec getting ready to assassinate a Russian diplomat.


  1. draculauren said,

    Cerberus is one hell of a party animal…please send contact info so I can book for my next shindig.

    I’m sure the BBQ’d rabbits feet were catered by somewhere in Kansas City and flown in special. We know how to do BBQ. ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Yes, Cerberus is definitely one Hell of a party animal. ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿท๐Ÿน

    6 years ago in Vancouver British Columbia he was drinking Corona beers which were placed open head downwards in giant cocktail glasses of Mexican margaritas.

    That’s why lower mainland British Columbians are so opposed to building an oil pipeline from Alberta to the West Coast.

    Cerberus had mistaken an oil tanker for Charon’s ferry because the tanker’s captain had been playing Chris de Burgh’s song Don’t Pay The Ferryman on the radio.

    Yes, the barbecued rabbit’s feet were undoubtedly catered by someplace in Kansas City. ๐Ÿ˜„

    This probably explains why my wild hare jack rabbit friend Jack O’Hare is so reluctant to visit Kansas City and why he always leaves the room whenever the Missouri Waltz is played on the piano.

  3. Hyperion said,

    Egads! This was truly a ghastly scene only possible if a millionaire NY politician is involved. I seem to have the same tastes in women as the Russian agent. Lady Q looks lovely with her raven hair and day old blood red top. During rhythmic tantric sex, the tattoos come alive as the svelte body beneath reaches resonate frequency. Snakes and dragon tattoos seem to slither, wiggle, and squirm. I admire Lady Q for sending off her target with a smile on his face. We should all endeavor to go out that way.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, one can only imagine the infinity and beyond Bohemian Grove style cannibalistic debauchery going on if NY millionaire politicians Hillary Clinton, Andrew Cuomo and Donald Trump were in the same room for an Eyes Wide Open Stanley Kubrick Tom Cruise style cocktail party.

      Mothers and fathers, lock up your sons and daughters and don’t be putting in any take out pizza delivery orders for John Podesta.

      Of course the Russian diplomat didn’t leave this world with a smile on his face.

      He was ripped apart by Dracul Van Helsing’s blue-eyed white wolf and silver-eyed black jaguar spirit animals just when the Russian diplomat was about to get down on the rug with Qonzilqointec.

      DVH ensures that Qonzilqointec is for his tantric sex eyes only.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think my reply must have gone in the WP bit bin. I suspect the afore mentioned satanists are regular guests of the Apocalyptic Pope.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I strongly suspect they are.

        Enough to give Saint John the Apostle nightmares if he had a vision about it on the isle of Patmos.

        Might have inspired him to write a book.

        Come to think of it, it did. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaa haaaa! I suspect he was in the cave with a few bandit Norsemen who told John about Ragnorak and he thought he better get the word out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Speaking of Ragnarok, there seems to be a Ragnarok style apocalypse going on in Chicago at the moment with the cold polar vortex and snow storm.

        And Dracul Van Helsing happens to be in Chicago (along with the ghost of Orson Welles) for the Ragnarok apocalypse.

        So how is Dracul marking the Ragnarok polar vortex apocalypse?

        By having tantric sex sessions with Greek and Norse and Celtic goddesses as well as female Austro-Croatian mystics (who happens to be the secret love and girlfriend of one Nikola Tesla).

        The blog posts I’ve written the past couple of nights have been about this.

      • Hyperion said,

        I will endeavor to catch up with you soon my friend. Ahhh, I love yhe smell of Ragnorak in the morning. It smells like……tantric antics.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I will try to get over to your new chapter on Alexandra soon.

        I’m falling behind in my blog reading because having only one source of access to the Internet- my Samsung Galaxy tablet (which needs to be constantly recharged), in between perusing various international news sites for current events happenings and then actually writing my blog posts, I find it very hard these days to get to all my readers’ blog posts.

      • Hyperion said,

        I suffer the same lack of reading time and there are so many worthy blogs to read.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed there are.

  4. Jessica said,

    I’m looking forward to the next. But as much as I love Cerberus, I have to take a break from reading for now.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad to hear you’re enjoying this chapter and Cerberus’ appearance in it, Jessica. ๐Ÿ˜„

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