Renfield Wears A T-Shirt and Signs Autographs

February 10, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mystery, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Renfield R. Renfield was the man of the hour in Britain after his successful appearance on a special PBS episode of Firing Line in which the ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. interviewed the MP.

Militant atheist Richard Dawkins (after an appearance in which he publicly burnt his jock strap that had on it a picture of Michelangelo’s Jehovah creating Adam as depicted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel) issued a statement, “I have to admit I was impressed by the seeming authenticity of the show. It does look like an episode of Firing Line that would have been directed by Orson Welles had Mr. Welles ever directed an episode of Firing Line. And Buckley’s ghost does come across like Buckley’s ghost would if he ever did a posthumous interview as the interviewer. But as every person who has absorbed my intelligent insight and analysis of the cosmos knows, “There are no ghosts or vampires or mythological beings in actual existence. There is no Heaven, Hell or Purgatory. And there’s definitely no God.”

“I say,” Amadeus Emanon spoke to his girlfriend Angelique Dumont as he ate some popcorn and watched Dawkins on television, “If Dawkins as a militant atheist is burning his jockstrap with a picture of Michelangelo’s Creating Adam on it in imitation of the militant feminists of the late 1960s publicly burning their bras, now my knowledge of history might be somewhat misty but didn’t the militant feminists of the late 1960s at least take their bras off first?”.

“Oh shit,” Dawkins could be heard screaming as someone rushed forward with a fire extinguisher to extinguish his smouldering jockstrap.

“Maybe Dawkins will compose an atheist hymn with the lyrics Nearer My Jockstrap To Thee,” Renfield remarked as he signed autographs from adoring fans and wore a t-shirt that said,

The Fruitiest A Man Can Get.

Meanwhile American Catholic bishops and their priestly advisors were packing Gillette shaving products in their suitcases as they headed off to Rome for The Vatican Special Meeting On Predatory Pederast Priests.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau looked at the RCMP report in front of him.

The report detailed the investigation into the abduction of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s personal pot smoking desert cactus plant Strawberry Fields Forever who had been kidnapped by the Chinese Communist vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (daughter of Dr. Fu Manchu) last December and would only be released when Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou was released fully from custody and not extradited to the U.S.

Justin missed his little cannabis pot smoking greenhouse buddy with the prickly needles and his whacky weedy smile.

But the RCMP were unable to find the lost 1960s hippy commune of Calypso’s Bosom on the Canadian West Coast’s Sechelt Peninsula where the marijuana smoking desert plant was being held.

Seeing as how the commune was an Age of Aquarius New Age equivalent of Scotland’s mythical mystical village of Brigadoon, that was no surprise.

. . .

Semiramis the Queen of Babylon to her date Dracul Van Helsing before going out: How do you like my high heeled shoes, Dracul darling?
The better to crush my ex-husband Nimrod the little green frog with, don’t you think?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 10th


  1. Tanya said,

    Richard Dawkins, Militant Atheist, despite his religious non-leanings, I like the man 🙂
    Hilarious was Trudeau with his poet and weedy smile and american bishops packing Gillette……Hilarious

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Dawkins isn’t quite the obnoxious jerk that his fellow militant atheist Christopher Hitchens was.

      Glad you enjoyed Justin and his pot smoking desert cactus plant. 😃

      And the American bishops packing Gillette. 😄

      • Tanya said,

        I used to like Christopher Hitchens, he was a better orator at least 🤔, Justin is a rare gem in politics wonder what Netanyahu thinks of him….?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The last time I saw my godfather in Calgary, I discovered that he had become an atheist.

        But he was busy listening to a recording of some talk Dawkins and Hitchens had given a few years back.

        Dawkins was at least courteous to some of his questioners in the audience but Hitchens was totally rude and obnoxious.

        Then there was one questioner that really got to Hitchens and he went totally beserk.

        He started calling, “Security. Security. Throw this bum out.”

        And then he launched into a whole bunch of expletives and foul talk.

        Ironically the next day, I saw a clip of some rally Trump was giving (this was back in 2016 on the election campaign trail) and Trump was using the exact same words- and I mean the exact same words- word for word- exact- that I heard Hitchens using on that tape.

        And I thought to myself, maybe the same demon that had possessed Christopher Hitchens when he was alive now possesses Donald Trump.

        It was just like Teddy Kennedy- the day before he kicked the bucket back in 2009- he was at a Barack Obama Presidential Inauguration breakfast and he suddenly collapsed to the floor and started making all these strange guttural noises (much like people made in the Pensacola Revival and Toronto Blessing in the so-called Power Evangelism Charismatic Pentecostal movement in North America back in the 1990s).

        Then he died within the next 24 hours.

        Some commentator at the time remarked, “Maybe the demons who possessed Teddy Kennedy left his body and entered Barack Obama’s.”

        And the way Obama ran his Presdency, there was probably a great deal of truth to that.

      • Tanya said,

        Career politicians are same all over, Hitchens was adamant to his own opinion and disregarded others… the point you are making is worth looking into… demons that possesses these people resulting in similar actions and words! Kennedy’s, Clinton’s and now this Trump (of-course Justin is eyeing Noble Prize for calling humankind instead of mankind) possess the same demons …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think that’s very true, Tanya.

      • Tanya said,

        Yep!! Power corrupts as Foucault said!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, not to be confused with the Foucault who noted that

        “London swings like a pendulum do,
        Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben,
        The rosy red cheeks of the little children…”

      • Tanya said,

        🙏, you knowledge 🙏

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you, Tanya. ☺

        Love your knowledge as well. ❤

      • Tanya said,


  2. Sammy raymonvil said,

    Help me to sign with baphomet I won’t to get rich

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