Renfieldian Hypnosis: Donald Trump Sings Marty Robbins’ Out In The West Texas Town of El Paso – Updated Version

February 25, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Comedy, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, Music, music videos, News, Romance, Satire, Spy Tales, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl…”

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was learning from the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria the very powerful techniques of hypnosis they practiced in that ancient civilization.

Renfield had told his good friend Amadeus Emanon that he was going to use a Lemurian hypnosis technique on Donald Trump just prior to the Donald’s giving his acceptance speech for the Presidential nomination at the Republican National Convention in 2020.

Curious as to what Renfield was up to, Amadeus decided that he couldn’t wait that long.

He went to see Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at the Set Enterprises laboratory to see if the psychic little crustacean could pick up images from the 2020 Republican Convention.

It turned out that Michelangelo could.

Amadeus watched the convention on the television next to the lobster tank as Michelangelo worked his lobster antennae to the max and Harvey the invisible rabbit did the same with the rabbit ears on the old television.

Here was the scene at the Convention just prior to Trump giving his convention acceptance speech:

Convention Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States… Donald Trump…

Trump walks on to the stage waving to the crowd as the musical theme Hail To The Chief is being played.

While the musical theme Hail To The Chief is being played, rare 19th Century film footage of Lakota Sioux Chief Sitting Bull being hit by hail stones during a hail storm is projected on to the large film screen behind Trump.

“I see Renfield managed to successfully hypnotize the film projectionist at the Convention,” Amadeus remarked to Michelangelo.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Trump told the cheering and adoring crowd, “I’m not going to give an acceptance speech. Instead I’m going to sing a song…”

Trump grabbed the microphone, walked up the stage and started to sing,

“Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl,
On the U.S.-Mexico border, I arranged to meet her,
And as I rode, I thought of a thousand ways to greet her,
but when I arrived on the scene, I found that some idiot had built there a wall,
and found out by hitting my head against it, it caused my fine looking toupee to fall…”

When Trump had finished singing about how he had fallen in love with a Mexican girl out in the West Texas town of El Paso, he walked backstage where he was hit full force in the face by Melania’s purse.

The First Lady was quite upset with the song’s lyrics.

A secret service agent talked in code on his walkie talkie, “Hello Jupiter, this is Top Dog. Shit Hole is down. Repeat. Shit Hole is down. He requires urgent medical attention. Fiery Slovenian has hit him. Repeat. Fiery Slovenian has hit him.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday February 25th


  1. Henry Lewis said,

    I just love happy endings! 🙂

  2. Anne J. said,

    🤣😂🤣 for real! 😆

  3. annieasksyou said,

    Good one! And it was so nice to “see” Harvey the Invisible Rabbit’s return—appropriately enough at the helm of those old rabbit ears. I wonder what he and the crustacean were discussing as they worked side by tank—platonically, of course.


    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFL !

      Possibly discussing what’s the best form of republic. 😉😄

      • annieasksyou said,


        I hope you will don your International Relations guru hat and visit my most recent
        post, wherein I tackle the Constitution and political speech and allied
        topics that are slightly less amusing than Harvey and friends.


  4. David Redpath said,

    Perhaps it won’t be the first time Donald
    has gone down because of a Mexican girl.
    South of the border … as in.

  5. Jessica said,

    Well, I heard some guys refered to latina’s as very attractive women. I can’t blame Trump 😂 I myself have to admit to have a big crush on Latinos in the past 😀

    And thank you so much for sharing Marty Robbins “El Paso” I heard it a lot in a oldie fm channel when I was baby so it has a very special and nostalgic feel for me. ❤

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I find Latina women very attractive.

      Yes, I enjoyed listening to Marty Robbins’ El Paso as a kid as well.

      One of my favourite songs. ❤

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