Morgana and Dracul, Vampyra and The Kabbalistic Cardinal

February 28, 2019 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )


The Welsh Vampiress MP Morgana sitting on top of her coffin in an Estate’s private forest in London

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing had gone to the Austenbronte Estate in London where the Welsh vampiress Morgana kept her coffin filled with her native Welsh soil.

He had received a phone call from her to meet her there.

As he approached her, she sat on her coffin smelling a flower she had found growing in the late February snow.

“Some flowers are blooming early,” Dracul remarked.

“And thistles aren’t far behind,” Morgana answered.

“And who are the thistles?” Dracul deduced that Morgana was speaking in code.

Morgana continued to smell the flower, “It was someone at the Vatican who sent those demon worshipping Tibetan Buddhist monks to try to cast a spell on my parliamentary colleague Renfield with their demon possessed musical instruments a few nights ago.”

“Yes, Renfield was forced to cancel attending last evening’s London premiere of the movie Captain Marvel because the Church of England’s leading exorcist Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was forced to perform an exorcism on Renfield’s container of Gillette Shaving Cream in Renfield’s bathroom last night,” Van Helsing noted, “although I’m surprised Renfield didn’t give up using that product weeks ago after that fruity Gillette commercial hit the TV airwaves back in January.”


Last night’s London premiere of Captain Marvel: Which Renfield was unable to attend due to a close encounter with a demon possessed container of Gillette Shaving Cream

“And would you like to know who gave the order for the Tibetan demonic attack on Renfield?” Morgana asked the vampire hunter.

“I would,” Dracul took out his notebook and his ink dipped raven feather quill pen.

“Someone who goes around the Vatican singing Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina,” Morgana smiled.

. . .

Samhain Cardinal Salaman lay in bed at the Vatican.

He hoped he wouldn’t be awakened again early in the morning by a certain bozo in white robes who went around singing the same song from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Evita every morning.

He fell asleep and dreamed he met the 1950s American TV horror movie hostess Vampyra who sat on a coffin and offered him a smoky concoction.

Cardinal Salaman eagerly drank the smoking potion.

He soon found himself transported to the Vatican Gardens where he encountered the gypsy vampiress Stephania Borgia:

Stephania Borgia informed him, “If you wish to be the next Pope, you’re going to have to convince Francis to elevate a Welsh werewolf to the Cardinalate.”

“Where am I going to find a Welsh werewolf?” The Kabbalistic magician cardinal asked himself.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 28th
2019.

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16 Comments

  1. Fiery said,

    In Wales?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that is correct, Fiery. 😊

      The best place to find a Welsh werewolf is in Wales. πŸ˜„

      • Fiery said,

        I try to be helpful lol

        But on a serious note, I know you always refer to many of the powers that be as vampires and vampiresses in your stories.
        Do you think they really are? That we’ve been ruled over for centuries by vampires or are you using it as a metaphor for sucking the lifeblood out of the world?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m using it as a metaphor for “the powers and principalities” that Saint Paul the Apostle warned about who are “the rulers of the darkness of this world”.

  2. velvetscreams said,

    This was very engaging

  3. Hyperion said,

    This was amusing and prophetic. I do truly admire your taste in vampiresses and I’m certainly thankful for their contribution in keeping the world a wonderfully mysterious and sexy place.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Daniel.

      Yes as singer Jimmy Buffett might put it,

      “If it wasn’t for sexy vampiresses,
      we (men) might all go homo…”

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m sure that the meteoric growth of men giving up their affinity for women in California is due to the many public appearances of Nancy Piglosi.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think you’ve hit the nail right on the head, Daniel.πŸ‘Œ

      • Hyperion said,

        Thankfully, I can take of my glasses and be spared the curse of the Cali Medusa.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Same here.

      • Hyperion said,

        Waa haaaa haaaa! We are saved and free to repopulate the earth with the offspring of our dear Dragon Sisters. Hmmmm. That sounds a little too strange. Lets start calling them our Dragon Warrioresses sworn to love and protect us. 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Dragon Warrioresses.

        Like the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes yes! Lenora. But, the vampiresses are holding their own at the top of my lust list too. I think we could whelp a pretty good bunch of offspring from them and it would be fun in the process. Let’s not be hasty to limit our options. 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed.

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