Renfield On Why Putin Didn’t Want Hillary As President

April 24, 2019 at 10:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Renfield R. Renfield MP was once again being interviewed on BBC News.

The topic was why Vladimir Putin didn’t want to see Hillary Clinton elected President of the U.S. in 2016.

“Well,” Renfield answered, “I’m sure Putin observed very carefully the successful foreign policy that Hillary implemented as Barack Obama’s Secretary of State. Her and Barack Obama’s interference in the internal affairs of Libya and Syria turned those two countries into the bastions of stability and beacons of light that the world can easily recognize in both nations today. Had not Gen. Abdel al-Sisi overthrown the hardline Islamist government of Egypt that was elected to power in the wake of Bararack and Hillary’s toppling of long time western ally Hosni Mubarak, Egypt would most likely be an anarchic basketcase like Libya or a war-torn bombshell of a country like Syria. The only successful case in the entire so-called Arab Spring of 2011 was in Tunisia and that was because that insurrection was planned by the Tunisian people themselves and not interfering American busybodies like Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Fortunately for the world, Hillary retired as Secretary of State in 2013 to start planning her campaign to be U.S. President in 2016. Also fortunate for the world, Putin recognized that with the incredible harm Hillary managed to accomplish as U.S. Secretary of State, she would manage to do even more incredible harm as President. From thereon, she was a marked woman as far as Putin was concerned. Now today, she’s a woman reduced to sticking pins in voodoo dolls as she herself mentioned in her last book. Fortunately for her opponents, her voodoo is about as good as the witchcraft spells being cast on a daily basis by Antichrist Hollywood’s resident airhead Alyssa Milano.”

“And so America got stuck with Trump?” The interviewer noted.

“Yes, America got stuck with Trump,” Renfield nodded, “we now know that Trump’s idea of making America great again was to have the country looking like Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral on the morning of April 16th 2019. But at least it’s just America that has paid the price. We don’t have to worry about other countries falling into either anarchy or civil war because those on the American so-called progressive Left figure that what’s good enough for the American so-called progressive Left is good enough for the rest of the world.”

Hillary made a voodoo doll of Renfield after watching the interview.

“Ouch!” She suddenly screamed from the living room.

“What’s up?” Bill called out from the kitchen where he had been making himself Joe Biden’s recipe for a baloney sandwich.

The same recipe Biden would be using before delivering an important speech tomorrow.

“I’ve pricked my thumb with a pin,” Hillary cried.

“Have you been making voodoo dolls again?” Bill asked.

“Yes,” Hillary answered.

“Say, you weren’t expecting a visit from Alyssa Milano were you?” Bill queried.

“No,” Hillary shook her head, “why do you ask?”.

“I noticed some damned fool just flew her broomstick into the birdbath and now she’s being attacked by a flock of pigeons,” Bill gave verbal commentary while looking out the kitchen window.

“Charmed, I’m sure,” the talking pigeon who led the flock of birds quipped as he crapped all over her.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 24th


  1. David Redpath said,

    Charmed … the show that gave us Rose McGowan as the snortswoman of the
    outraged armchair moralist complaints
    industry, has a lot to answer for 😱

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Indeed, it does.

      And Alyssa Milano put a hex on actor Dean Cain whom I liked as Clark Kent/Superman in Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman just because he dared to criticise her over calling for an economic boycott of the U.S. State of Georgia (as opposed to Josef Stalin’s homeland).

      • David Redpath said,

        The world desperately needs more
        B grade Hollywood celebrities telling
        us what to think. Like a New Age P.C.
        Central Committee. You may soon have
        to pretend to have your “mind right”, like
        Cool Hand Luke.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it reminds me of something I said many years ago, “The New Age Movement is Communism with a supernatural face.”

      • David Redpath said,

        That is profoundly scary, Chris.
        Sadly reminds me of George Orwell’s 1984,
        “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a
        boot stamping on a human face … forever.”
        As a wise man once said, “Christianity is
        Communism off it’s face on the opium of
        divine love.” At least in theological theory
        anyway 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think that theological theory has a great deal of truth to it, David. 😎

  2. David Redpath said,

    Thanks for setting me straight, Chris.
    I thought Putin didn’t want an all powerful
    Hillary since she’s an Anti-Christian Alt Leftie, whereas he’s secretly an extremely
    orthodox White Russian under the delusion
    that he’s the reincarnation of Peter the Great.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Those are Putin’s personal reasons for not wanting Hillary as President- since she’s an Anti-Christian Alt-Leftie whereas he’s a secret Orthodox White Russian under the delusion that he’s the reincarnation of Peter The Great.

      Those mentioned in the blog post above are the geopolitical reasons why he didn’t want Hillary as President.

      Unlike Trump who suffers from the delusion that he’s the reincarnation of Cyrus the Great (this he knows for Bibi Netanyahu tells him so), Putin does have geopolitical reasons for disliking people unlike Trump who has only personal reasons for disliking people.

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes, Hillary’s record as Secretary of State
        speaks for itself. She accepted, eventually,
        responsibility for the security lapse with
        the 2012 Benghazi attack. Colonial Gaddafi
        never would’ve allowed a terrorist group like
        Ansar al-Sharia to operate in Libya whilst he
        was dictating. So yes, Hillary is totally
        responsible for the deplorable basket case
        Libya has become.
        (And what they did to Ambassador Stevens!
        A colloquialism for saying “F . . CK You!” )

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As I wrote in my vampire novel chapter at the time of the Benghazi attack, I had Hillary telling the media, “As the goddess Oprah is my witness, I honestly thought Ben Ghazi was the name of a Jewish actor in Hollywood when I first received that email.”

      • David Redpath said,

        That is totally bizarre, Christopher!
        What a coincidence, since Ben Gazzara, the
        the actual actor had a small roll in the movie
        ‘Big Lebowski, playing the part of Jackie
        Treehorn. Where as Bill Clinton, playing the
        part as Hillary’s husband, had a big roll in
        Monika Lewinsky. Don’t know if I’d call it a
        ‘Treehorn’, but we do know that Bill likes to
        boast, and play with his parts. So I can easily understand Hillary’s confusion 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That is indeed a most unusual coincidence, David. 😃

        No doubt Bill was thinking of an ABBA song and thinking he’d like to cross the Rio Grande when he, along with Jesse Jackson, was staring at a young performer’s backside during Aretha Franklin’s funeral.

  3. Ellen Hawley said,

    Oh, a flock of talking pigeons. I thought the one here was unique. Gee. You learn something every day on the internet.

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