Amadeus Recalls His Monday Night Phone Call With Prince Harry

May 8, 2019 at 9:26 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

It was evening and the New Orleans vampiress songstress and actress Angelique Dumont decided to pay a surprise visit to her boyfriend the concert pianist, musician and singer Amadeus Emanon.

She rang the doorbell of the colossal West London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set where Amadeus worked as the vampire’s personal concert pianist.

Athelstan the personal butler and valet to Vampire Set answered the door.

He invited her in.

Amadeus, Athelstan explained, had got up very early that morning and had left the house.

He did not say where he was going and Athelstan figured that the musician had turned his cell phone off when Athelstan had phoned him earlier to ask if he’d be home for dinner.

As for British MP Renfield R. Renfield who also lived in the house, he had been over in Thailand where he had been attending the coronation ceremony for King Maha Vajiralongkorn and was now doing some post coronation sightseeing around the country.

As for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set himself, he was currently on holidays in Scotland doing some trout fishing.

“Strange of Amadeus to up and leave like that,” Angelique remarked.

“It was indeed, Miss Dumont,” Athelstan poured Earl Grey tea for the vampiress.

Just then, Amadeus walked through the door.

“Amadeus, where were you?” Angelique asked.

“Renfield is always talking about what beautiful country is in his constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds so this morning when I woke up, I decided to treat myself and pay an impromptu visit,” Amadeus explained, “I turned my cell phone off and went on a walking and sightseeing tour through the countryside and let the world pass me by.”

“Athelstan was mentioning that Prince Harry phoned the mansion this past Monday night,” Angelique took a sip of her tea, “and that you had a short phone conversation with him. What did you talk about?”.

“Yes, as you know, Renfield was a guest at Prince Harry and Meghan’s wedding last year so the Prince had phoned Renfield to tell him the wonderful news that Meghan had given birth to a baby boy,” Amadeus helped himself to an egg salad sandwich from the plate that Athelstan had made with the tea, “but as you know, Renfield is over in Thailand so the Prince and I chatted for a few minutes.”

“Yes, but what did you talk about?” Angelique wanted to know.

“Comic books and movies,” Amadeus helped himself to a 2nd and also a 3rd egg salad sandwich.

“Comic books and movies?” Angelique was incredulous.

“Yes, I told him that I collect Archie comics books from the 1960s,” Amadeus munched on both sandwiches simultaneously, “and how the Archie comic books of the 1960s were so much better than the Archie comics books of today. Why, do you realize an Archie comic book of a few years ago had Jughead Jones turning into a zombie and leading the zombie apocalypse attack on the town of Riverdale?”.

Angelique and Athelstan looked at one another over this shocking piece of information.

“You discussed Archie comics?” Angelique looked at Amadeus, “What sort of movies did you talk about?”.

“Oh, I mentioned how much I enjoyed Harrison Ford in the role of Indiana Jones,” Amadeus helped himself to a 4th and 5th egg salad sandwich.

Once again, Angelique and Athelstan looked at one another.

“Oh well,” Athelstan sighed, “I guess we can be thankful that Amadeus didn’t mention Bugs Bunny comics and Godzilla movies.”

Meanwhile earlier that day, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had shown the world their new baby son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 8th


  1. Hyperion said,

    The royal family is growing exponentially after the two sons were forced to marry. With Meghans Revenant DNA of old Africa mixed with Harry’s ties to Vlad Tepes aka Dracula, I do think little Archie’s teenage escapades will make the tabloid news and the gang at Set Enterprise will likely welcome him aboard. Renfield will need his protege to learn the trades.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, and Archie could have no better teacher than one Renfield R. Renfield. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        I suspect little Archie’s nickname will be The Royal Rumble, bring on the hay!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Are U.K.-Japanese Relations Going Too Far?

      • Hyperion said,

        I do believe I’ve witnessed another prophecy that will come true.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think so, Daniel. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        We can only wait and see it unfold.

  2. David Redpath said,

    I was speculating that Mr. & Mrs. Sussex,
    after achieving a degree of successful sex,
    had chosen that name due to Archie Bunker.
    Since Meghan is American, and she is now,
    for better or worse, “All in the Family”
    (a.k.a. “The Firm”). So thanks for answering
    that perplexing question, Dracul.
    I can’t wait for the newspaper captions when
    Grandad Charles is photographed with the
    baby . . . “Ears to Archie and Jughead!”πŸ‘‚πŸ˜Ž

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO, David. πŸ˜…

      I can also see the headlines on Archie’s 1st visit to Canada, “Archie Meets Big Moose”.

      • David Redpath said,

        As Betty & Veronica discuss Daddy Issues
        with Prince Harry 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        All under the all-seeing eye of Hiram Lodge who fancies himself the Grand Architect of the Universe.😎

  3. David Redpath said,

    Yes, but does Smithers fancy Veronica,
    or Archie? All l know, according to Agatha
    Christie, the butler did it in the library πŸ‘οΈ

  4. PoeEternal (Delia) said,

    Woot it’s great!!!

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