Renfield, Huawei, Game of Thrones and Mei-ling Manchu
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sipping on a whiskey and soda and recalling how last night’s British Transhumanist/Aquarian Age Bonapartist Alliance rally held on an English beach was hugely successful.
Renfield had given a highly acclaimed speech on how the European Union seemed to be resembling the old USSR with each passing day.
His French political ally the Kraken Napoleon VI (having drunk 120 barrels of rum on his voyage across the English Channel) had given an impassioned speech on how, in his opinion, Captain Jack Sparrow of the Pirates of The Caribbean films was a real and actual historical figure.
The speech was met with vigourous applause prior to the Kraken passing out and having to be carried off by stretcher and air ambulance to the detox unit of a London hospital.
Tabasco sauce sellers, tomato juice sellers and merchants of raw eggs were reporting a huge increase in sales all across London today.
Renfield was soon joined in the bar by his friends Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont.
Amadeus helped himself to some of the complimentary peanuts in the dish in front of Renfield.
“So I hear that yesterday Donald Trump signed an Executive Order declaring a national emergency with regards to America’s computer networks,” Amadeus noted.
“Yes, it is a move designed to keep China’s tech giant Huawei out of providing software for America’s computer and AI and 5G systems,” Renfield commented.
“I don’t imagine Beijing will be happy about that,” Angelique Dumont remarked.
“They’re not,” Renfield answered, “The Chinese Communist vampiress Mei-ling Manchu has already flown that mysterious entity known as the Black Dragon into Washington DC and has already swooped down on the U.S. capital.”
“Did it do any damage?” Amadeus asked as he motioned to the bartender to bring another dish of complimentary peanuts.
“It landed on top of a group of Republican supporters and fans of the Game of Thrones TV show who were holding placards outside the White House calling on Donald Trump to declare a national emergency and sign an Executive Order ordering HBO to hire new writers and re-do the whole 8th and last season of Game of Thrones all over again since they didn’t like how the series ended.”
“I wonder what those Game of Thrones fans who are registered Democrats were doing at the time?” Angelique Dumont mused aloud.
“They were demonstrating outside Congress calling on Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to call a Congressional inquiry into whether or not there was Russian collusion into HBO laying a very early pre-Thanksgiving turkey otherwise known as the final season of Game of Thrones,” Renfield pointed out.
“Did anything happen to the Democrat fans of Game of Thrones seeing as how a Black Dragon landed on top of Republican Game of Thrones fans?” Amadeus inquired.
“They were crushed by a flying marijuana plant that landed on top of them,” Renfield answered, “The plant was developed by Canada’s National Research Council in Ottawa on orders of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The plant was supposed to be flying to Paris where Trudeau is currently attending a world leaders’ summit on technology but being quite high, the marijuana plant lost all sense of direction and ended up in Washington DC instead.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 16th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
George F. said,
May 16, 2019 at 11:01 pm
“calling on Donald Trump to declare a national emergency and sign an Executive Order ordering HBO to hire new writers …” Fricken laughed out loud for a long time on that one. But get your tablet fixed. Miss those photos of Mei-Ling. And stop by my better-late-than-never new post. It’s pivotal! LOL!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 17, 2019 at 12:20 am
Our friend Hyperion is going to mail me his old iPhone that he no longer uses.
He had gone down on Monday to his neighbourhood post office to mail it to me but the post office was closed.
He suspects that the post office staff might have been smoking cannabis and that’s why they were closed for the day.
I haven’t heard back from him since this past Monday night so I don’t know whether he finally got it mailed or not.
I remember prior to my old iPhone dying on me last fall, I had an incredible amount of sexy looking vampiresses in my photo section and it was still going strong.
That’s why I was so surprised when my tablet photo album filled up because I only started putting photos in it last November whereas my iPhone had built up a year-and-a-half portfolio of vampiress photos and it had not come up Photo Album full.
I think iPhone photos have a bigger storage space than Samsung Tablets.
So when I get that, I’ll once again be able to start collecting vampiress pictures and then uploading them here to my WP blog.
George F. said,
May 17, 2019 at 7:05 am
Very nice. Look into uploading photos to “the cloud” for permanent and increased storage as well.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 17, 2019 at 2:18 pm
Hm, I don’t think I’ve uploaded photos to the Cloud before.
Can one do it on a Samsung Galaxy Android tablet?
George F. said,
May 17, 2019 at 9:25 pm
Yes.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 17, 2019 at 10:40 pm
Good to hear.
shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,
May 19, 2019 at 6:31 am
In this case, they should have try to release Asagne and he will definitely do something on this matter. He is rotting away in the prison with nothing. You know, those people try to break his will that way by taking away what makes him creative. It is a monarch manipulation using butterfly effect. They won’t let Asagne nearing Huawei 5G which will make the more powerful! LOL
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 19, 2019 at 6:25 pm
Yes, Julian Assange using Huawei 5G is the ultimate nightmare for Washington DC. LOL !
ortensia said,
May 19, 2019 at 7:37 am
Damn it I’m a bit lost because I don’t watch game of thrones😭
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 19, 2019 at 6:27 pm
I don’t have that program on my cable TV channels either, Ortensia.
I just read a news article that noted that a lot of Game of Thrones fans were upset with how the series ended.
ortensia said,
May 20, 2019 at 9:45 am
That good we have never watched it…. we soared ourself lots of sorrow 💁🏻♀️😎
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 20, 2019 at 2:51 pm
That we have. 👍👌