Qonzilqointec Plots Against Trump Tariffs

May 31, 2019 at 10:13 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )


The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was not happy with the tariffs Trump might levy on Mexico

The stock market fell at the news that Donald Trump might levy tariffs on Mexico if Mexico did not stop Central American immigrants from nearing the U.S.-Mexico border.

“Something must be done,” Qonzilqointec said to British MP Renfield R. Renfield over the phone.

“What did you have in mind?” Renfield asked.

“Well Trump will be in Britain for a state visit next week,” the Aztec vampiress pounded her fist on the desk, “I shall fly to Britain and we shall see what will be done.”

“I shall love to see the results,” Renfield smiled as he loved observing the outcome of a vampiress scorned.

“Strange,” Trump spoke to his aide as he woke up from his nap.

“What is it?” His aide asked.

“I had a dream where my name appeared on the cover of a book titled The Art of Making An Involuntary Blood Transfusion,” Trump seemed surprised.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 31st
2019.

4 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    …please let her take as much blood as she wants…

  2. Dawn Renee said,

    I never saw that connection coming : )

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