Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border

June 30, 2019 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Trump Dances With Kim Jong-un On The Korean Border 

The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was going to watch some news footage.

He would not be viewing the news footage on his smart phone or tablet or laptop as the old Egyptian deity had recently come down with a severe allergy to 21st Century technology.

His physician (who specialized in vampiric and other supernatural creature ailments) Dr. Henry Jekyll said that might be a good thing since it would make him less likely to accept the integrated Mark of the Beast system when the Antichrist took power on the world stage.

Set agreed that it might have its advantages.

So Set’s chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had arranged a Set Enterprises team to download news off the Net, put it over on to old fashioned film, wind it on to old fashioned film reels, put them on a film projector and then project the images from the film projector on to a white screen in a darkened room.

Set would currently be watching uncensored news footage (not generally available to most of the world’s population) of United States President Donald Trump meeting North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on the border between the two Koreas on the Korean Peninsula earlier today.

The film showed Trump waving to Kim Jong-un in the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) between North and South Korea.

The two men shook hands.

Kim invited Trump to step over the northern DMZ line across the border into North Korea.

Trump stuck his left leg across the border into North Korea and began to sing, “You put your left foot in… ” (puts his left foot across the border), “you take your left foot out” (takes his left foot back into the DMZ), “you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” (Trump spins around like an idiot while standing on his right leg alone as he shakes his left leg in the air as he spins around).

Mr. Trump then proceeded to do the same with his right foot, “You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about” all the while doing the accompanying actions and spins between the DMZ line and the North Korean border using a different leg and foot this time.

“Is the President of the United States actually doing what my eyes seem to suggest he’s doing?” Set asked his butler and valet Athelstan.

“I believe he is, sir,” Athelstan answered.

“Well this explains why they now allow people from other countries to perform on the show America’s Got Talent,” Set started to eat his hot buttered popcorn as he sat in his theatre seat.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher 
Sunday June 30th


  1. David Redpath said,

    Happy Canada Day, Chris!
    I thought you’d take the day off!
    But then, Trans-Human mayhem
    . . never sleeps.
    Taking of which, do you happen
    to have Dr. Henry Jekyll’s number?
    I seem to have come down
    a full moon itch.
    But I’m sure it’s not that kind of itch
    when you’ve danced the Hokey Pokey
    with Stormy ( more ho, less hokey ).
    And a poke for a pocket full of money 😎

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The full moon itch might be due to a slight case of lycanthropy rather than the kind of itch you might get doing the ho down on a dark and stormy night. 😎

      • David Redpath said,

        Thanks a relief! 😎
        Doctor Frankenfurter says to just pour some quick silver down my briefs. A time honoured
        cure for everything from shingles to syphilis.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Hi-ho-Silver away ! 😎

        Who was that masked man? 😼

  2. David Redpath said,

    Not the Cisco Kid 🤠
    He couldn’t get north of the wall.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right, he couldn’t get north of the wall. 😂

      • David Redpath said,

        Evan Pancho couldn’t punch his way through. But at least the Cisco Kid,
        a.k.a. Duncan Renaldo … Star of
        The Gay Amigo, got to retire in
        sunny California. I think he even did
        a cameo for Andy Warhol 🤔🕶️

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Possibly eating a can of Campbell’s soup for 15 minutes.

  3. David Redpath said,

    Fame is such a flatulent bitch😎

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