Embassy Row

July 8, 2019 at 9:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Embassy Row

ITV News Announcer: British Prime Minister Theresa May has vehemently criticized Russian President Vladimir Putin for believing in the “existence of only 2 genders”.
Mrs. May made the remarks as she was seen leaving a London sex club…

British MP Renfield R. Renfield turned off the TV when his friend Amadeus Emanon entered the room.

“I see Mrs. May is going out in style,” Amadeus commented.

“Indeed she is,” Renfield agreed.

“I see Donald Trump is unhappy with the current British Ambassador to the U.S.,” Amadeus bit into a hamburger.

“Yes, apparently leaked emails show that Sir Kim Darroch in his embassy cablegrams referred to the Trump Administration as “dysfunctional” and “inept” and by doing so inferred that the British Foreign Office was incapable of figuring that out for themselves. Although Sir Kim might have a point since most bureaucrats in the British Foreign Office are opposed to my becoming Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering.”

“I see Trump in his Twitter tweets today,” Amadeus started working on his French fries, “immediately started criticizing Sir Kim saying that the man was not liked or well thought of in the U.S.”

“I don’t imagine Trump even knew who the British Ambassador was until the reports of those leaked cablegrams became public,” Renfield placed a bet at an Internet casino site on his smartphone.

“I see Donald Trump then attacked Theresa May in a series of tweets when she said that she had “full faith” in Sir Kim,” Amadeus started to eat his rice pudding.

“Yes, Trump definitely does not think much of Mrs. May’s judgement these days,” Renfield called a spade a spade.

Meanwhile in Washington DC, Trump got the surprise of his life when he grabbed what he thought was the “pussy” of a “female” British journalist.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 8th

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