Harvey Tallbanger Meets Egyptian Vampiress On The Eiffel Tower

July 10, 2019 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Romance, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Harvey Tallbanger Meets Egyptian Vampiress On The Eiffel Tower

After a successful month of intelligence gathering for the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set this past June, Set Enterprises’ secret agent and spy the 6 foot 8 invisible Welsh pooka bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger was taking some much needed r and r.

He decided to go to Paris the City of Lights for a few days as he was quite fond of the city.

Tonight he was having dinner atop the Eiffel Tower in a very lovely restaurant located there.

He was enjoying a glass of champagne when he was suddenly spotted by the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis:

Isis with drink and iPhone and elegant watch in hand approached the tall bunny rabbit who was clearly visible on this lovely and enchanting Parisienne evening having turned his Dr. Cadbury Rocher prototype ViewMaster on (which made him visible).

“So you’re Harvey Tallbanger the world’s most famous bunny rabbit secret agent?” Isis sat across from him.

“I am,” Tallbanger bowed, “and you are?”.

“I am the Vampiress Isis,” the beautiful vampiress answered, “your boss Set’s rival, arch enemy, sister and sister-in-law.”

“Yes, I heard my boss had a falling out with your side of the family,” Tallbanger sipped his champagne, “I hear you and his brother (your husband) Osiris and his nephew (your son) Horus have it in for him.”

“And with justifiable reasons,” Isis flashed her vampiric incisors.

“What big teeth you have,” Harvey recalled lines from his favourite fairy tale, “I regrettably do not have a family to fight with as I was genetically created in Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s lab at Set Enterprises. It was seeing the 1950 Jimmy Stewart movie Harvey that gave Dr. Rocher the idea.”

“Why don’t you come and work for me?” Isis touched his rabbit’s foot for luck.

“Well I am under contract to Set for another 3 years,” Tallbanger noted, “and I don’t become a free agent spy until then.”

“It was rather unfair for Set to bring you out of the blue like that at last year’s secret agent and spy draft in Las Vegas,” Isis seethed, “The only reason he got first round draft pick was because of some deal he made years ago in which he traded Stormy Daniels to the Russians for last year’s first round draft pick.”

“It was my understanding that Vladimir Putin was able to achieve quite a great deal of success with that deal,” Tallbanger helped himself to some Russian caviar.

“Putin is a master chess player,” Isis finished her drink and waved to the waiter for another.

“I’ve been told you’re a master chess player as well,” Tallbanger ordered a tequila sunrise.

“Thank you,” Isis smiled at him, “and I intend to make use of a knight.”

“A lovely night for it,” Tallbanger commented.

Isis raised her glass in toast.

-A vampire novel chapterΒ 
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 10th


  1. George F. said,

    You just keep crankin’ out the tales ol’ friend. It’s amazing.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, my friend. πŸ™‚

      Say you showed up in my dreams last night.

      I dreamed I was back in High School and you were attending the same high school.

      You spent most of your time outside the school drinking pitchers of beer rather than attending classes inside.

      I don’t if that’s what you actually did in High School but that’s what you were doing in my dream. πŸ˜‚

      • George F. said,

        Beer came much later. LOL!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I guess the legal age to purchase liquor in most U.S. states is 21 whereas in most Canadian provinces, it’s 18.

      • George F. said,

        New post up. Right up your alley. Drinking for me came when I discovered girls…waaaayyy after high school…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Will go check it out. πŸ˜†

  2. annieasksyou said,

    Love the secret agent spy draft pick! Are any of those secret agents free agents?

  3. David Redpath said,

    I heard Putin issued Stormy
    Daniels with KGB raincoat, and
    sent back on a secret mission
    to Trump Tower in New York
    Since she was already familiar
    with the lay of the land., so to speak 😎

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, she had previous experience with both the lay of the land and the lay of the hand. 😎

      • David Redpath said,

        And apparently she was on the next
        Aeroflot flight back to report that it
        was only a very small job πŸ₯€

  4. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    A very small job indeed.

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