Sherrielock Holmes: Adventure of The Derailed Train

July 11, 2019 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes: Adventure of The Derailed Train

Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal lesser known twin sister of consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) who was Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises had taken the train from London to Edinburgh.

But the train had derailed a few miles back.

No one was hurt but Sherrielock decided to walk to the nearest town and rent a car.

She had been hoping to be in Edinburgh by dinner time.

She might still make it if there was a Rent A Car place in the nearest town.

She decided to take the train because she didn’t feel like driving by car.

But as luck would have it, her train was derailed.

She suspected deliberate sabotage.

Last night she had got a text message from Harvey Tallbanger who was Set Enterprises’ top spy and secret agent.

Tallbanger had run into the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis in a restaurant atop the Eiffel Tower last night.

He suspected that Isis had something up her sleeve and was intending to make drastic moves against the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and his company Set Enterprises.

Sherrielock herself had been headed to an AI symposium in Edinburgh.

She decided last night to take the train after watching the 1946 movie Terror By Night (in which Basil Rathbone had played her brother in a film set in the 1940s which was actually a decade after her brother had died) in which Holmes and Watson ride the train from London to Edinburgh.

The title of the movie Terror By Night was taken from Psalm 91 verse 5 of the King James Version and was actually a reference to Lilith the ancient Babylonian vampiress, Sherrielock had been told by Church of England exorcist Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds.

Although Lilith herself never appeared in the film.

These days Lilith was involved in a campaign against the State of Israel (the vampiress was still livid over the fact that her good name had been libelled in the Babylonian Talmud).

And speaking of Israel,Β Sherrielock had received intelligence that Mossad’s most pre-eminent blackmailer of pedophiles in the U.S. political establishment had himself been re-arrested for pedophilia.

No doubt Mossad was anxious to get him out of jail and back on the streets again to continue to get Democratic and Republican politicians (a lot of whom seemed to have sexual perversions) back in the pockets of the Israeli lobby.

The Mossad agent, supposedly a billionaire hedge funds manager, even though nobody in the U.S. media seemed to know the name of the company he supposedly managed hedge funds for, was now in trouble with New York prosecutors whereas a dozen years ago he had been in trouble with Florida prosecutors.

“Love’s labour lost,” Sherrielock thought of that Florida prosecutor and his current position in the Trump Administration as she walked down the track.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 11th


  1. shehannemoore said,

    No sheet. Sherlock Holmes eez favoreet detective. Think I could get to like Sherrielock too mind you

  2. David Redpath said,

    Perhaps Prince Andrew could help out?
    Surely he’s got nothing hidden in the closet.
    Except perhaps for Fergie 😎

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Prince Andrew has ridden the Lolita Express so he can surely help.

      Poor Bill Clinton has come down with dementia.

      He says he took the Lolita Express only 4 times even though the plane’s log shows he was on 26 flights.

      22 trips erased from his memory.

      How sad it is to get old.😎

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes, Clinton’s selective memory loss
        was first diagnosed when still in office.
        Her name was Monica Lewinsky.
        But at least she was legal 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Clinton may have taken the bait (jail bait) on one of these flights.

      • David Redpath said,

        A great idea for a new reality TV show
        … Doggy Styles of the Rich & Infamous 😎
        Woof πŸΆπŸ©πŸ•

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And it came to pass that Paddy Chayefsky was proclaimed a prophet for having written the 1976 satirical film Network which accurately foresaw the future of television.😎

      • David Redpath said,

        It’s as mad as hell πŸ’©
        And rates it’s rating very well 😈

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very astutely and poetically put, David. πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Ž

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