The Controller of The Golem In Prague
The Controller of The Golem In Prague
The Mossad agent code named the Controller of The Golem stood on the Charles Bridge in Prague the capital of the Czech Republic.
The Charles Bridge had been built back in 1357 by Charles IV the King of Bohemia and the Holy Roman Emperor.
The Controller was to meet in a rendezvous with the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith.
Back on February 19th of this year, the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith while wearing a Karl Lagerfeld evening gown had, with the help of a hypnotized Count Dracula, stolen the inanimate body of the Golem of Prague from the invisible corner of the attic of Prague’s Old New Synagogue.
The inanimate body of the Golem of Prague was being held for ransom on the vampiress Lilith’s heavily guarded country estate outside Astana Kazakhstan.
Earlier today however Lilith had sent an encrypted coded message to the Controller of the Golem saying that she would return the Golem’s inanimate body to him tonight on the Charles Bridge in Prague with no questions asked.
The Controller naturally expected a trap which was why he was wearing a bullet proof vest as he walked across the bridge.
It was then that the Controller recognized a large centaur walking at an easy pace across the bridge.
The Controller of the Golem recognized the centaur as Acheronus a centaur who came from Acheron the River of Woe in the Underworld of Hades.
An eccentric Interpol friend of the Controller- Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol- had sent the Mossad agent a picture of the equine-homo sapien hybrid beast from Hades earlier this year.
The Controller did not pay much attention to the Centaur as Acheronus was mainly known for shooting and killing climate change deniers, people who pollute the environment and U.S. country club Republicans with his poisonous bows and arrows.
Imagine the Controller’s surprise therefore when a poisoned arrow came right through his bullet proof vest (which wasn’t arrow proof).
The Controller of the Golem collapsed at the foot of the Crucifix on the Charles Bridge in Prague.
. . .
The Mossad agent code named Star of Azazel received a text message from Hephaestus the blacksmith of the Greek gods.
Hephaestus who was currently working on a pair of horse shoes for Acheronus the Centaur informed Star of Azazel that the centaur assassin’s mission seemed to be a success.
Star of Azazel (who knew the codes for supposedly encrypted messages from the vampiress Lilith to Mossad) smiled.
His fellow agent the Controller of the Golem could have been a major pain in the ass in this matter of the mysterious death of Jeffrey Epstein.
. . .
The Controller of The Golem raised his head above the pavement and looked up at the figure of Christ on the Crucifix.
The Controller found it ironic that Acheronus would shoot at him so that he would fall at this particular spot.
“Maybe you really are The Lord after all, Yeshua,” the Controller said thinking about his grandmother.
His grandmother had converted to Christianity before she died and so was considered the black sheep of the family.
Just before he left his Prague hotel room for his supposed meeting with Lilith on the Charles Bridge, a pterodactyl drone (invented by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) had tapped his robotic reptilian beak and robotic reptilian claws on his hotel room window.
When he opened the window, the pterodactyl drone presented him with a handwritten note from his friend Dr. Cadbury Rocher as well as a package containing a vest.
The note from Dr. Rocher read, “Please wear this poisoned arrow proof vest under your bullet proof vest for your meeting on the Charles Bridge tonight. Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster recommends it as he just received a vision of treachery and skulduggery.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 19th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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