Crybaby Bolsonaro Demands An Apology
Crybaby Bolsonaro Demands An Apology
“I see short lived Trump White House advisor Steve Bannon is releasing a film next month that he made called Claws of The Red Dragon that he claims highlights the relationship between Huawei Technologies Co. Ltd. and the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) and the People’s Liberation Army (PLA),” Amadeus remarked while eating sweet and sour spare ribs.
“Yes, I wonder why Bannon made such a film,” Renfield ate his pork fried rice, “Perhaps he was pressured to make it because he didn’t want certain embarrassing public details released about him.”
“What details would those be?” Amadeus munched on his egg rolls.
“He apparently visited Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion on several occasions,” Renfield started eating his sweet and sour shrimp balls, “and today the Washington Examiner newspaper reported that the notorious child predator George Nader visited Bannon in the White House at least 13 times during the 7 months that Bannon served as White House Chief Strategist.”
“You mean Bannon might have…” Amadeus stopped eating.
Renfield took a shot of whisky, “If my theory about Epstein being a Mossad operative is correct and Epstein used his sex trafficking operation not only to make money and satisfy his own sexual perversions but also used that operation to blackmail and extort members of the U.S. and world elites into giving political support to Israel, then we must remember that the Israelis and the Chinese are the world’s 2 major rivals when it comes to developing 5G networks. The U.S. has been fast asleep in research and development when it comes to 5G. The Israelis have been working on it since 2008 and have become way ahead of everybody else. They’ve been doing it quietly and with very little fanfare. Benjamin Netanyahu only started openly boasting about it this year. That’s why Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman (whom I’ve nicknamed Mohammad bone Sawman ever since the Khashoggi incident at the Saudi consultate in Istanbul last year) has sold the Palestinians down River (or down the desert sands) in order to hitch himself to the Israeli high tech wagon. His planned autonomous high tech city state enclave that he’s planning in the Tabuk Province of
northwestern Saudi Arabia that he’s named NEOM will need Israel’s advanced science and technology to get off the ground. The only one who’s come close to the Israelis in developing 5G technology are the Chinese and Huawei. Thus it’s very suspicious that Bannon decides to make a film casting the Chinese and Huawei in a very bad light especially for someone known to have visited Epstein’s Manhattan mansion. The choice the world faces when it comes to adopting 5G technology is do they want the Israelis or the Chinese to spy on them? Of course we know Donald Trump’s answer. Because a right wing libertarian political commentator in a tweet told him so, Trump thinks he’s regarded by many Israeli Jews as the new King of Israel and the Second Coming of God. So of course Trump would prefer Israel rather than China to spy on the world. And that’s why Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou is being held in Vancouver British Columbia because King Trump’s State Department told the Canadians so. And as we know Dracul Van Helsing is not the Prime Minister of Canada to tell the U.S. State Department to stick it where the sun don’t shine.”
. . .
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was sitting in his high chair in the Brazilian Presidential Palace wearing a bib around his neck.
On his high chair tray directly in front of him was a baby soother that had been personally autographed for him by fellow infantile brat Donald J. Trump.
As Balsonaro threw his knife and fork across the room, he bawled, “I’m not going to accept $22 million in aid and assistance from the G-7 to help fight the Amazon rainforest fires unless French President Emmanuel Macron apologizes to me for personally insulting me. So there! Waaaaah!”.
. . .
11-year-old Sherrielock Rocher (the 2nd eldest daughter of Set Enterprises’ Chief Scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher) was telling her mother what she wanted for Christmas (even though that was 4 months away), “I want a Barbie and a GI Joe for Christmas.”
“But,” her mother asked, “Doesn’t Barbie come with Ken?”.
“No,” young Sherrielock Rocher shook her head with clear determination, “she fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe.”
“Cadbury,” Mrs. Rocher looked at her husband, “I think Sherry should cut down the amount of time she spends on the Internet.
Dr. Cadbury Rocher agreed.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 27th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Hyperion said,
August 28, 2019 at 3:55 am
Waaaa haaaa haaaa! Little Sherrielock is definitely on the internet and especially YouTube a bit too much. I do enjoy your portrayal of Ballsofirio as a tantrum prone toddler. No wonder the world is hastened to its doom. I read where bananas will soon be extinct and the animals of the Amazon will only exist in the Florida Everglades. I think if we nuke a hurricane after it makes landfall over Ballsofirio’s villa, we can all go back to sleep assured the world will last another ten years.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2019 at 2:29 pm
Yes, little Sherrielock seems to show the same strength of personality as her great great grandmother Sherrielock Holmes. 😀
That’s a good idea about nuking a hurricane as it makes landfall near Ballsofirio’s villa.
Ballsofirio can leave the planet singing that old Jerry Lee Lewis hit, “Goodness gracious! Great balls of fire!” as his tiny testicles fall off with a radioactive glow.
Hyperion said,
August 28, 2019 at 4:36 pm
Waaaa haaaa haaaaa! The GOO is the Neo Pagan god of Poo Philosophy and Ballsofirio is the Neo Pagan god of blowing Amazon smoke up our butts. Somehow I picture French le Presidente Macaroon as the Neo Pagan Priest manservant to GOO and Ballsofirio whereby his ordained duties include venturing around the globe trying to find the micro-testicles blown hither and yon by the magnitude of stupidity that surfaces twixt the outspoken buttocks of the Neo Pagans.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2019 at 7:13 pm
And old 1960s bands will have to revise their lyrics to sing, “The answer, my friend, is NOT blowing in the wind…”
Hyperion said,
August 29, 2019 at 3:04 am
Ahhh yesss, old dead Bob Dylan, the ultimate rock n roll vagabond. He was definitely a wind blower.
annieasksyou said,
August 28, 2019 at 7:48 am
Mohammed Bone Sawman is disgustingly clever. Unf
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2019 at 2:32 pm
Yes, Mohammad bone Sawman is a very apt name for Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince.
Henry Lewis said,
August 28, 2019 at 9:31 pm
We should send Baby Bolsonaro and Baby Trump both to the same re-education nursery school.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2019 at 11:12 pm
I think that’s an excellent idea, Henry. 😀