Pan Goatee’s Continued Aesthetic Cleansing and Cthulhu Rises Over Hong Kong

August 31, 2019 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics) ()

Pan Goatee’s Continued Aesthetic Cleansing and Cthulhu Rises Over Hong Kong

Pan Goatee crossed the street to the shopping mall and was about to enter when suddenly he was confronted by the hideous sight of a mutant hybrid combination of incestuous Hutterite produced female crossed with a facially aesthetically challenged Bosnian Muslim refugee.

“You degenerate product of a botched abortion,” Goatee deduced with Sherlockian efficiency, “Product of lethal too close family ties Hutterite interbreeding mixed with one of the horrendous genetic mutant experiments performed on Bosnian Muslims by Bosnian Serb war criminal Radovan Karadzic. Get thee to a feminist nunnery in the Lake of Fire!”.

He then beheaded the ugly creature.

The satyr serial killer with impeccable good taste in wine, women and song then entered the shopping mall food court where he noticed a brainless repulsively hideously ugly fat ugly blimp sitting there making the huge mistake of sitting in a food court in a shopping mall frequented by Pan Goatee.

As small restaurant owners in the food court put up signs saying SORRY! CURRENTLY ALL OUT OF FOOD!, Pan Goatee approached the fat ugly blimp who had a butch haircut and was no doubt looking forward to walking with Justin Trudeau in tomorrow’s Gay Pride Parade in Calgary.

“Your face would have shattered the mirrors faster than the gunshots in the 1947 Orson Welles film The Lady From Shanghai,” Goatee shrewdly pointed out as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp.

The satyr then walked to a Tim Horton’s restaurant across the street where he tried their new plant based hamburgers.

“Another reason why I’ve sworn never to become a vegan,” Goatee commented when he had finished eating.

The satyr then entered a nearby Indian restaurant where he ordered curried goats’ legs and then sat down and re-read the Hannibal Lecter book The Silence of The Lambs by Thomas Harris.

Goatee then walked back to the shopping mall where he re-encountered the ugly incestuous Hutterite female progeny crossed with a mutant facially aesthetically challenged Bosnian Muslim lab experiment of Radovan Karadzic.

“I thought I beheaded you all ready,” Goatee then beheaded the ugly looking creature again and cut her up into 666 trillion pieces which he then laced with Pope Pius XII blessed Holy Water to prevent any future diabolically based resurrections.

The satyr then beheaded the nearby Hillary Clinton lookalike voodoo practicing witch who had brought the degenerate product of a botched abortion back from the dead in the hopes that she’d naturally be a registered voter for Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren in the 2020 U.S. Presidential election.

Goatee then entered the mall where he saw another fat ugly blimp with a bull dyke haircut approaching.

“The Gay Pride Parade isn’t until tomorrow and besides it’s downtown and not in this neighbourhood,” Goatee beheaded the ugly creature in exasperated tones as he silently cursed idiots using today’s vastly inaccurate GPS locating systems instead of good old fashioned accurate road maps of yesteryear.

Goatee was about to enter the Dollar Store to buy cans of Diet Coke when he noticed a fat ugly blimp with pink hair standing in line up at the cash register.

“Just on the off chance you’re suffering from the delusion that dyeing your hair pink makes you look more attractive, I’ve got news for you,” Goatee beheaded her, “it doesn’t.”

Seeing the fat ugly blimp with pink hair had ruined his appetite for a Diet Coke so he went home and made himself an Iced Cappuccino instead.

He then decided to head to a nearby grocery store to buy himself the ingredients to make a submarine sandwich for later this evening.

As he left the grocery store, he then encountered a thin ugly stoat looking creature.

“It’s because of ugly looking female creatures such as yourself that there will be a large population of intelligent men with good taste walking in tomorrow’s Gay Pride Parade,” Goatee was certainly making widespread use of his astral laser machete on this day as another uglo’s head bit the dust, “seeing as how there are unfortunately huge numbers of brainless males with no good taste whatsoever in this city who keep on reproducing the likes of you.”

Goatee went to a nearby Chinese laundry to get his astral laser machete cleaned.

Meanwhile over in Hong Kong, Cthulhu the ancient High Priest of the Great Old Ones was rising in Hong Kong Harbour facing off against that supernatural entity known as the Black Dragon.

Cthulhu was aligned with dark state rogue elements in the American CIA and Britain’s MI-6 who were hoping to make Hong Kong part of the western based globalist New World Order of the Antichrist.

The Black Dragon was aligned with dark state elements in the People’s Liberation Army and the Ministry of State Security (MSS) who were hoping to strip Hong Kong of its autonomy and make it squarely an integral part of Xi’s all encompassing totalitarian state.

One thing that both Cthulhu and the Black Dragon agreed on- these were the last days of Hong Kong.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Saturday August 31st 

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